User blog comment:Swimswimfruit/I took an arrow in the knee.One piece version/@comment-5166678-20120101001137

Roger: I was once the king of pirates, then I took a sword to the neck.

Kuma: I was once a good-guy, then I took a Zoro to the shoulder.

Sanji: I was once straight, then I took a Okama to the panties.

Akainu: I was once a douchebag, then I realized I still am.

Brook: I was once a human, then I took a Bink's Sake to the crew.

Hancock: I once hated all men, then I fell in love with someone 11 years younger than me.

Ivankov: I was once a man, then I took a Female Hormone to the thigh.

Rouge: I was once a regular woman, then I fucked the Pirate King.

Crocodile: I was once a Shichibukai, then I took a Impel Down to the face.

Sabo: I was once a pirate, then I took a cannon to my ship.

Akoji: I was once an Admiral, then I was bitch-slapped by Akainu.

Enel: I was once invincible, then I took a Luffy to the stomach.

Hody: I was once a healthy Fishman, then I took Energy Steroids. (This is why you don't do drugs, kids.)