User blog comment:Neowitch/Why not just ask nicely?/@comment-1595565-20140724221255/@comment-7890302-20140725032306

Oh, it's not creepy at all.



911: Nobody, we don't answer your calls.

Nobody: Look, I over-exaggerated when that cult tried to take over the world...

911: A group of nuns getting charity.

Nobody: Yes, but If I remembered, while I was serving justice, you arrested me.

911: You attacked them with a lead pipe. That was on fire. They called off the charges so they could exorcise you. How did that go again?

Nobody: Satan came out, screaming 'Freedom', but this time it's serious. A stalker reads my comments.

911: ... This is Illegal, unethical, and against what is called morality... But if I find you, I will kill you.

Nobody: You and what army... Have a nice day.