User blog comment:GekkoMoria/Theory about the S.A.D./@comment-1595565-20120912151736

This is literally the dumbest idea I've ever heard. To call it half-baked would be a compliment. In case you didn't know, a tanker ship is a sea-faring vessel used for carrying liquids of some kind. So, SAD is a liquid, since SAD goes in a SAD tanker, the same way oil goes into an oil tanker. Tankers do not carry teleportation machines.