User blog:Jrotc193/That crazy talk

My blog is about the different speculations, tranlator jokes, and rumors from One Piece. Here are some examples. ​What I'm asking is, what is the craziest rumor you ever heard about?
 * Myth :  Makino  is Luffy's mother. Shanks is Luffy's father.
 * Myth : One day Zoro will get a  Seastone   sword.
 * Myth : Since the  Will of the D.  gets passed down, Luffy must have inherited  Gol D. Roger's  will.
 * Myth : Ace IS One Piece.
 * Myth : 4Kids used "We Are" in the convention before One Piece was dubbed. They promised they'd use it, where is it?
 * Myth :  Lucky Roo  is the fastest person in the  Grand Line.
 * Myth : In the first half of the Grand Line, everything starts with a Shichibukai and ends with a Shichibukai.
 * Myth : The final chapter is 1000.
 * Myth : Aokiji interrupts the fight with the two pirates to ask what they are doing.
 * Myth : Luffy's grandpa will offer him the position of Shichibukai.
 * Myth : Sanji is being cooked in fire.
 * Myth : Squard works for the World Government as a spy.