Episode 318

"The Mother is Strong! Zoro's Slapstick Housework Help" is the 318th episode of the One Piece anime.

Short Summary
After being denied from various Sword Shops to get Yubashiri repaired, Zoro is tricked into becoming the new "Big Brother" to the Family of Aunt. While Zoro is not busy doing house work and ducking from his fellow Straw Hats, he is defending the Family from a gang of loan sharks.

Long Summary
When Zoro is crafting is sword, the old man yells at him to get paid or get beaten, but Zoro leaves, Michael and Hoichel shows up and calls Zoro "Big Brother" which he tells them that he can't be their brother just because they saved him. After Zoro got his sword crafted, and he saw Michael and Hoichael and tells them to leave them alone. Zoro was running away from the two boys one who found them in the watermelons, disgused as a civillian, and Zoro finally became safe. When Auntie shows up, he tells Zoro to leave her kids alone, but Zoro stops her from fighting him anyways. When the kids come out, they introduced themselves, Hoichael and Michael says to everyone that Zoro the great swordsman, and their brand new big brother, and Zoro tells them that he is not, and neither will he ever be their brother. Auntie takes Zoro with the kids to have tea.

Quotes
Zoro: So that's a no?

Craftsman: (yelling) Come up with some more money or forget it!

Zoro: Cranky old man!

Michael: Wait! Where are you going!?

Hoichael: You're not going to abandon your brothers, are you?

Zoro: (yelling) I DON'T REMEMBER EVER AGREEING TO BE YOUR BROTHER!!

Michael: Everyone! This is the swordsman, Zoro!

Hoichael: He's our brand new big brother!

Zoro: (angry) For the last time, I am not, nor will I ever be your brother!

Auntie: Whatever you say. Either way, we've got housework and lots of repairs to take care of now that Aqua Laguna's over.

Kids: Big Bro!

Zoro: Hey! Hold on! What are you doing? Let go of me! I am not your big brother! Stop it!

Michael: (after Zoro picks up the baby by giving him milk) I told you he'd make an awesome big brother, didn't I?

Zoro: (notices that the baby urinated) Aah! He pissed all over me!

Auntie: Careful! Careful! (to Hoichael) Here, go change his diaper.

Hoichael: Right!

(Auntie grabs Zoro's shirt off)

Zoro: (yelling) Are you some kind of pervert!? What are you doing!?

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