User blog:DancePowderer/689 Prediction

This will be mostly serious with a few pieces of 4th wall absence sprinkled in.

Title: A Joker's World

Cover: Diviner Punishment (A bolt of lightning sets Caribou's lifeboat on fire) Start at Dressrosa
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Doflamingo: I can't wait until Caesar's weapon goes to auction. The turnout should be great.

Cut to a wide shot of the two old people playing cards.

Ushebti: Young Master, your 2 o'clock is here.

Infobox reads "Doflamingo's most trusted advisor, 'Grandma' Ushebti, bounty 159,000,000.

Ankh: He is in the drawing room.

Infobox read "Doflamingo's other most trusted advisor, 'Braincient' Ankh, bounty 287,000,000. Doflamingo: Good, I was wondering when he'd show up. Come on, Set, we're walking.
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Set (the gimp who shot Baby 5) gets up and follows behind him.

Doflamingo: Excuse me, I said we're walking now!

Set: Oh, yes, my apologies sir. Ahem, (singing) I am the bad one, distant and cruel one, I am the dream that, keeps you running down

Doflamingo: That's more like it.

They enter the drawing room. A large projector with a phone revceiver is set up to allow for video calls. A silohouette is seen on the screen, but it couldn't be more obvious who it is. Doflamingo: Sup, B? Since you're calling right when I told you to, I can only guess what it's about. Punctuality will get you far in this biz.
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B: Good afternoon, Joker sir. I am calling to say that my crew andI have accepted your offer and are looking forward to working directly under you.

Doflamingo: Swell, glad you made the right choice. You'll get instructions from my people in the coming days to finalize the deal.

B: Great. See you in Marineford?

Doflamingo: You know it. Later!

The call ends

Set: Sir, if you don't mind me asking, why did you ask someone like him to join us?

Doflamingo: Well, with Law about to meet his unfortunate end, I figure I could use another Shichibukai in my pocket. Also, I thought his organization could balance us out.

Set: Balance, sir?

Doflamingo: What better way to balance out our little freakshow than by adding a circus?
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Doflamingo: Let's go back to the pool. Set, we're walking again.

Set: Without distraction, violent reaction, scars of my actions, watch me running out.

Doflamingo (with his famous "I'm a smug mofo grin): Hell doesn't want me.

Back at the pool, Doflamingo sits back on the couch and picks up the phone.

Doflamingo: Buffalo, Baby 5, report.
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Buffalo: We'll be at Punk Hazard within the half hour. The seas around here were a little rougher than usual, which accounts for the delay.

Doflamingo: Good, now remember, your priority is to do search and rescue on Caesar. Kill everyone else as a perk. As you know, Vergo's already there.

Buffalo: Understood sir.

Doflamingo: And most importantly, put on your SCOLBA suits before you disembark, or you'll die instantly and be completely useless.

Buffalo: Roger that. Over and out.

Doflamingo: Toodles.

Baby 5 (Right before the transmission ends): FUCK YOU JOKER!

Doflamingo: Cute kid, needs to learn some manners, though.

On Punk Hazard
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Luffy: Gotta find Caesar. Damn this kid is heavy! Hey, wake up, Dragonosuke!

Momonosuke: Ugh, so hungry.

Luffy: Try transforming.

Momonosuke: How? I would but I don't know how.

Luffy: Just focus really hard or something! Damn, where's Chopper when you need him?

Momonosuke: Chopper?

Luffy: My crew's doctor. He's a reindeer but he's also a Zoan. He knows how to transform and stuff and is really good at it. But first we have to find Caesar!


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To be continued...