User blog comment:AYET/The Penalty Shootouts/@comment-24769684-20150417202554

GK = Akainu

GS = Luffy

Akainu: Give me your best, Straw Hat! Your team will be beaten so badly you'll need to train for two years to show yourselves again!

Luffy: I'll never forgive you for beating Ace's team! You're going down!

Akainu: Just try it!

Akainu spreads out in front of the goal, a very imposing figure. Luffy, however, is not deterred.

Luffy: Gomu Gomu no...ELEPHANT STAMP!

Luffy swells up his leg to massive proportions, and kicks the ball with Busoshoku Haki.

Akainu: Watch this ball hit me and be melted, just as your dreams of winning will be!

At blinding speed, the ball rockets towards Akainu and enters his lava body, disappearing from sight.

Akainu: ARRRRGGG!

Luffy: COME...ON...

Akainu: Oh...shit...

The crowd is shocked! The ball has just passed through Akainu intact and is resting inside the goal! The crowd goes wild!

Coach Kong: Alright Sakazuki, you're through! Kuzan, get in there!

Akainu: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

GK: Doflamingo

GS: Law

Doflamingo: Still mad at me for giving Corazon that season-ending injury, Law?

Law: STFU! Room: Shambles!

Law focuses on a leaf currently inside the goal. In the blink of an eye, the ball and the leaf trade places! It's a goal! But...

Doflamingo: Cord: Ricochet!

Ermagerd! The ball had a string attached to it the entire time! All the way to the other goal! The string releases its tension, sending the ball flying into the other goal! No goal for Law, goal for Doflamingo!

Several minutes later, the goal kicker is now Luffy. The score is tied and the clock has run out.

Doflamingo: What trick do you have for me now, Straw Hat!

Luffy: FU Doflamingo! Gear Four!

Luffy then activates Gear Four, the sheer awesomeness of which is enough to kick the ball all the way around the world (four times) and land in the goal so hard it sends Doflamingo flying into the goal net, which unfortunately for him happened to be made of his own strings due to the Athletic Association's frugality.