User blog:WhitzellBlood/Monkey D. Luffy Versus Son Goku

The sun shines brightly in the blue sky as a little dingy floats from the bay of the Kingdom of Goa, and suddenly, a gigantic sea monster erupts from the water as the man on the dingy easily defeats the sea monster with a punch. He sits back, drifting along with the tide, not knowing that his dingy would sail straight into the middle of a great whirlpool but before that, he drifts toward a small island South of the Kingdom of Goa.

(A News Coo soars down and gives Luffy a newspaper)

Luffy: (reads the headline) "The 23rd Martial Arts Tournament Concludes---Demon Jr. is defeated, Son Goku is the Victor." Man, he looks strong... I wonder if I could kick his ass?

(on the small island, Goku wanders out of the woods and onto the beach)

Goku: Chi-Chi? Chi-Chi!! Where are you?! Awh man, I've been married for three hours and I've already lost Chi-Chi! Where'd she run off to? Chi-Chi!! Maybe Nimbus can find her. (calls) Oh Flyiiiiiiing Nimbus!

(the Flying Nimbus flies in and Goku is about to ask it where Chi-Chi is but Luffy makes landfall on the beach)

Luffy: Is that a flying cloud!!?? Sooo cool! Hey, can I eat it?!

Goku: Eat the Nimbus? That's so stupid! Believe me, I tried to but it tastes nasty! Hey!! Have you seen Chi-Chi?

Luffy: What's a Chi-Chi?

Goku: It's about this tall and it yells alot and it never quits talking.

Luffy: That Chi-Chi whatever sounds horrible!! Hey! Aren't you Son Goku from the newspaper?!

Goku: I didn't know I came from a newspaper!?

Luffy: Hahaha, I mean, you won the 23rd Martial Arts Tournament just three hours ago. I saw you in the paper!

Goku: Well, I don't remember any paper but yeah, I won the tournament!

Luffy: How about you spar with me and we'll see who's stronger, the Martial Arts Champion of the Future King of the Pirates, me, Monkey D. Luffy!!

Goku: I don't know... Well, since Chi-Chi's not around, I guess we can. Okay, I'll fight you.

(they walk up the beach and face each other, both smiling with focused eyes)

Luffy: I warn you, I won't hold back.

Goku: Same with me. You make the first move!

Luffy: Gotcha... (dashes towards Goku, swinging his arm back) Guuuuuuum-Guuuuuum...

(Goku tenses up, readying for the attack)

Luffy: (fires his rubbery punch at Goku) Piiiiiistol!

(Goku takes the punch but it just flies through him and Goku fades away, revealing to be an After-Image)

Luffy: An after-image technique?

Goku: (standing behind Luffy) That's riiight! Over here! Rock! (dashes at Luffy and punches him in the face and Luffy flies backwards) Scissors! (dashes after Luffy and slashes his shoulder) And paper! (he slaps Luffy and the pirate slams against a tree) What'd you think of that?!

Luffy: Let's keep going! (laughing) You're pretty good, you know! Want to join by pirate crew!?

Goku: Join your crew? I'd love to but I don't think Chi-Chi would like that too much, hahaha!

Luffy: That's too bad! Guuuum-Guuuuum...

Goku: Another one of these punches?

Luffy: (leaps in the air and kicks against the wind, slamming both feet into Goku's chest) Bell!

(Goku flies backwards but catches him in mid-air, using Flight but barely)

Goku: Haha! I guess I haven't really mastered this Flight technique yet. (brings his hands back) I'm gonna show you something cool, Luffy!! Something you've never seen before!!

Luffy: (eyes sparkle) A beam??

Goku: Hahahaha, no! Not a beam... Uhm wait... How'd you know?! Well, nevermind, I guess. Here it comes, Luffy! (energy flashes from the palms of his hands) Kaaaaa... Meeeee... Haaaaaa... Meeeeee....Haaaaaaaa!

(Goku launches the Kamehameha at Luffy, full-powered, and Luffy tries to catch it)

Luffy: A beam!! (catches the blast full-forced in the palm of his hands) GAAAAAGH! It burns! But how? I'm a Rubber Man!!

Goku: Too slow! (Goku disappears from where he launched the Kamehameha and reappears in front of Luffy and socks him in the mouth, sending him staggering backwards) You're pretty good yourself, Luffy!

Luffy: Thanks! I'm gonna be the King of the Pirates!! But how can I do that when I can't even beat you?! I'm gonna put every litte thing I have into this last attack! You do the same!!

Goku: Gotchaaaa! I'll let you see my "beam" again...

Luffy: Here it comes!!

Goku: (puts his hands together) Kaaaaaaaaa.... Meeeeeeeee.....

Luffy: (stretches his arms back) Guuuuuuuummm....

Goku: Haaaaaaaaa... Meeeeeeeee....

Luffy: Guuuuuummm....

Goku: HAAAAAAAA!!!

Luffy: GAAAAATLING!!!

(Luffy launches a barage of fists that pelts Goku as he fires off the largest Kamehameha and it hits Luffy square in the chest and presses him backwards as he still pummels Goku with his Gum-Gum Gatling, the two quit the assault and take a moment to look at each other)

Goku: (breathing hard) You knocked the wind out of me...

Luffy: (breathing even harder) I thought you were gonna blow a hole in me for a second...

(they suddenly collapse in the sand and start laughing)

Luffy and Goku: You sure got me good!!! Hahahahahahaha!

Goku: Man, you were almost as good as Piccolo! Where'd you learn to fight that?!

Luffy: I was gonna ask you the same thing! You could give my older bro Ace a run for his money!!

Goku: Hey, let's call this a draw for now and one day, we'll do this again when you're the...

Luffy: The King of the Pirates!!! And when you're the...

Goku: The greatest martial artist on the planet!!! So keep getting stronger, Luffy!!

Luffy: You too Goku!!

Goku: And now, to end the perfect battle, let's get some meat!

Luffy: MEAATT??!!! YEAH!! You read my mind!!

And so, the titantic warriors finished the day by eating the meat from the largest dinosaur on the island but the party was soon over when Chi-Chi found her husband on the beach eating meat with a stranger instead of being with his new wife at the Honeymoon Suite on the southern island that they were staying.

END.