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"Gold Roger, the 'King of the Pirates,' had achieved it all. Wealth, fame, and power had all been his. Not surprisingly, the final words he spoke before they lopped off his head inspired adventures throughout the world to sail the seas." My treasure? Why, it's right where I left it... It's yours if you can find it... But you'll have to search the WHOLE WORLD! "The World... ...is about to witness A GREAT ERA OF PIRACY!" "A small harbor village. One year ago... ...A pirate ship made the village its base. The wind blows from the east." Hey, Luffy! What're you up to now?! Hmph! "And the village is at peace." I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU GUYS!! NOW YOU'LL HAVE TO TAKE ME SERIOUSLY!! "Villager Boy Monkey D. Luffy" THIS IS HOW TOUGH I AM!!! Ha ha ha! Get it over with! Whatever it is... What's that pup up to now? ?! HUH!? AAARGH!!! You idiot! What'd you do that for!? YEOWWW!! A toast!! To Luffy's... Courage... And to our great voyage! Har har har har! Drink up! Grog! Grog! Grog! More Grog! Hey that's MY meat!! Not any more! I'm gonna eat it! Hey, stop fighting! You'll spoil our fun! It didn't hurt a bit! LIAR! That was a foolish thing to do! I'm not the least bit afraid of getting hurt!! Take me with you on your next voyage!! I WANNA BE A PIRATE TOO!!! YOU?! A PIRATE?! IMPOSSIBLE!! Luffy, do you know why we call you “anchor”? Because you can’t swim—you just sink!! What good is a pirate who can’t swim? “Pirate Captain ‘RED-HAIRED-‘ Shanks” But if I don’t fall overboard, then it doesn’t matter if I’m an anchor!! AND I’m a strong fighter! I’ve been training! My punch is as powerful as a pistol! A pistol, eh? Is that so… ARE YOU DOUBTING ME?! Calm down, Luffy! Let’s just have a good time! Yeah! Pirates always have a good time! The sea is vast and there’s lots of islands to explore! And best of all, pirates have FREEDOM!! You guys stop filling his head with crazy ideas. But it’s true! Right!? C’mon, cap’n… Let’s take the lad with us just this once… AYE! Yeah! Okay, but ONE OF YOU will have to stay behind… Sorry, Laddy, you’ve just been beached! Let’s drink! Hey! I thought you guys were on my side! You’re just too young, kid. Maybe in 10 years I’ll give you a chance. Cap’n Shanks! I’m telling you… I’m not a little kid!! Don’t get upset now. Here, have some milk. Oh boy! Thanks! SEE! A REAL PIRATE WOULD NEVER DRINK MILK!! THAT WAS A DIRTY TRICK! Hmph! I’m getting tired of this. I even stabbed myself in the face so you’d take me with you. Luffy… The Captain’s just doing what’s best for everyone… How do you figure, Mr. First Mate? The safety of the entire crew and ship rests on his shoulders. Being a pirate isn’t all fun and games, you know… There’s lot’s of duties like… pillaging, hostage-taking, heavy drinking… and SWIMMING! ? And the captain knows all about the dangers of the sea, too! It can kill you in a thousand ways! It’s not that he wants to crush your dream of becoming a pirate. Well I don’t believe it!! Shanks just likes to make me look dumb. HEY, ANHOR! I told you! Captain Shanks! I’m glad to see you and your crew are enjoying yourselves. Ho boy… I just love making fun of this kid! Hmm… maybe the lad’s got a point… “Makino: Proprietor of the tavern” Luffy, would you like something to eat? Yeah! Just put it on my TREASURE TAB! Treasure tab? Look boy, don’t try to swindle the lady. I’m gonna become a pirate, find lots of treasure, and then I’ll come back and pay her!! Ha ha ha! We’ll celebrate together when you return. HEE HEE Shanks… Yeah kid…? How much longer will you stay at this village? Hmm… let’s see… We’ve been using this village as our base for about a year… after two or three more voyages… …we’ll leave here for good and head north. I see… Two or three more trips, eh? … I’m gonna learn how to swim by the time you leave! That’s good kid… Do whatever you want. ! Make way for the scourge of the mountains! Heh Heh… so you call yourselves pirates, eh? First time I’ve seen pirates… you look like a sorry lot to me. ? …! We’re mountain bandits. Oh don’t wet yourselves. We’re not here to bust up the place. Just sell us 10 barrels of grog, and we’ll injure only the bare minimum. “Higuma the Bear leader of the mountain bandits” I’m sorry… we just ran out of liquor. Hmmm… That’s strange. What’re all these pirates drinking? Fruit juice? It’s true… I just served the last of it. I feel kinda guilty… I guess we drank up all the liquor. Sorry about that. Why don’t you have this? It’s still unopened. … ! ?!! What do you take me for? You can’t make a fool of me! What good is one bottle of grog? Oh my… what a mess. Look at this. My head’s worth 8,000,000 berries. I’m a wanted man. I’ve killed 56 people… mostly fools like you! Watch yourself… if you’re fond of breathing! If you’re smart you’ll sail away from here so I never see you again. KLINK Sorry about this mess, Makino. Give me a rag and I’ll clean up. Uh… don’t worry about it. … ! !!! so you like to clean? That ought to keep you busy for a while. Hmph! Farewell… …cowards. No grog! That’s an outrage! Let’s go to another village. Captain, are you okay? Are you hurt? I’m fine. No harm done. Phew!! HAR HAR HAR HAR CAP’N! He got you good! HA HA HA HA! YOU THINK IT’S FUNNY?! Huh? HE MADE YOU LOOK LIKE A WAKLING!!! WHY DIDN’T YOU FIGHT HIM?! Sure, they outnumbered you, and maybe they looked pretty tough, but what kind of man lets himself be treated like that then laughs about it? You’re a disgrace to pirates! … When you grow up maybe you’ll understand, kid. He just got some grog on me, that’s all. Needless killing doesn’t make you a man. Hey, where you going? HMPH! To go find a real role model! !!?? Hey!!! WHAT!!? His arm’s stretching!!!! Does that mean… Did he—He couldn’t have! WHAT’S WRONG WITH ME?!!! IT’S NOT HERE!! HUH?! THE GUM-GUM FRUIT WE TOOK FROM THAT ENEMY SHIP!!! Luffy! You didn’t eat that fruit, did you!? ! Yeah…I ate it for dessert!! It didn’t taste all that great, though… THAT WAS THE GUM-GUM FRUIT!! THE FRUIT OF THE DEVIL, IT’S ONE OF THE SECRET TREASURES OF THE SEA! ! If you eat it, your entire body becomes like rubber! And you will never be able to swim for the rest of your life! WHAAAAAAAAAT!? AAARGH!! You IDIOT!!!! Moo “Fish Monger” SMIRK! Hey, Mr. Fish Monger! Give me some fish! Hey, rubber boy! Why are you in such a good mood lately! The pirates set sail without you today, you know? And you won’t be able to swim for the rest of your life. It doesn’t matter if I sink like an anchor, then I’ll just be a pirate that never falls overboard! I’m glad I ate the Gum-Gum Devil Fruit… Look at what I can do! You think being gawked at because you’re a freak is a great thing, eh? Well, this village doesn’t need anymore idiots, sonny! Good morning, Mr. Mayor! For the last time, Luffy, I won’t allow you to become a pirate! It’d make the village look bad!! Now, the captain’s not such a bad fellow, but you stay away from those pirates! The pirates have been out at sea for a long time. Do you miss them, Luffy? After the way those mountain bandits humiliated them?! Not at all! I really misjudged those guys! I thought they were brave and tough… but they’re really just a bunch of wimps. Are you sure about that? Maybe sometimes it takes more courage not to fight. You just wouldn’t understand, Makino. A real man has to stand up for himself, no matter what. Is that right? I guess I don’t understand. That’s right, you don’t. Make way for the TERROR OF THE HIGHLANDS! !! Wha… No pirates today, eh? Smells better… We were in the area, so we stopped by. What’re you waiting for? SLAM! ! We’re customers!! SERVE US DRINKS!!! MAYOR! WE’VE GOT A PROBLEM! ! What’s wrong, Makino! It’s Luffy… And the mountain bandits! You’ve got a strange body, boy. Our punches and kicks aren’t hurting you at all. Hey! We gotta go help Luffy! Are you crazy? Those mountain bandits would kill us! Besides, Luffy’s the one that started the fight! DARN YOU!!! YOU’D BETTER TAKE IT BACK!!! YOU JERK! There sure are some weird creatures in the world… Eh, rubber boy? ! OOF! DARN YOU!!! I’ve discovered a new life form… I’ll make you so sorry for this! Maybe I’ll sell you to a freak show… I bet they’ll pay good money for you. YAAAAHH!! You stubborn little… …brat!! ! !!! I was just drinking and talking to my men. I didn’t say anything to offend you. YES YOU DID!! YOU’D BETTER APOLOGIZE!!! Curse that Luffy! Why’d he have to pick a fight with those guys?! MOVE YOUR FOOT… You stinking mountain ape!!! Let the boy go! Please!! ! I don’t know what Luffy did… and I have no intention of fighting you people… but if it’s money you want, you’ll get it. Just don’t hurt the boy! ! Mayor! Nice try, old man… you know how to world works. But I’m afraid it’s too late. No one can save this brat now. He’s done the unpardonable… He attacked me… And he called me names. I can’t take that from this little rubber-spined freak! … You started this, bandit! You mountain macaque! That does it. I’m not gonna sell you. I’m gonna kill you! ! Luffy! PLEASE! Forgive him! Nobody came to greet us at the harbor. I was wondering what was going on… ! Oh, it’s you mountain bandits again! Luffy! I thought your punch was as powerful as a pistol. …!! NOT NOW, CAP’N!! Hmph! You pirates are still here? Taking a break from your cleaning duties? I don’t know what you want, but you’d better back off before you get hurt. Come any closer and we’ll have to kill you… cowards. … Didn’t you hear him?! Don’t come any closer… KLIK …or I’ll blow your head off! Ha ha ha ha!! Heh heh heh heh!! You’re putting your life on the line by pointing that at me. Huh?! What’re you talking about? I’m saying it’s not safe to point guns. ! !!! Wha--!! … …! NOW YOU’VE GONE AND DONE IT! WHAT’VE YOU DONE?! THAT WASN’T FAIR! Fair?! Stop whining landlubbers! You’re not dealing with saints here. We’re pirates! And we don’t play by the rules! This was none of your business! Listen up… you can pour drinks on me, you can throw food at me… you can even spit on me. I’ll just laugh that stuff off. But… GOOD REASON OR NOT… NOBODY HURTS A FRIEND OF MINE!!!! Friend?! HA HA HA HA! Nice speech, very intimidating! You pirates spend your time floating around in your little ships. And you think you can stand up to mountain bandits? Don’t make me laugh! KILL THEM! ARRRRGHH! DIE!!!! Cap’n… I’ll take care of this. TSSS…!! YEEOOWWW!!! Next… YAAAAA!!! FSST You were saying something about mountain bandits and pirates? If you wanna fight us… you better bring a battleship. Wow, he’s strong! Wow… But… …The brat started it! Doesn’t matter. There’s a price on your head, isn’t there? … HMPH! !? SMOKE BOMB!!! C’mere kid!! HEY! Let go! Luffy!! Oh no! I let him escape! We’ve gotta save Luffy!! Calm down, captain! We’ll all go out and look for him! We’ll find him!! Hmm… Cap’n… Ha ha ha ha ha! What a brilliant escape! And nobody would ever expect a mountain bandit to hide out at sea!! I brought you along as a hostage… But I no longer have a use for you! I’ve already killed 56 people who were foolish enough to make me mad, what’s one more? !! YOU DIE! Tsk tsk Goodbye… …!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!! Glug glug Glug ?!!! Huh? GRRRRRR… Huh? What… the—AAH!! GYAAAAA! YAAA!! Glug glug!! Glug! Somebody help me!! Glug! YAAAAAAHHH!!! Shanks! Get out of here! …!! Luffy, I’m sorry. Makino told me what happened. Snif! You stood up for me. Hey, stop crying! You’re a tough guy, remember? B-But… Shanks!!! WHAT ABOUT YOUR ARM!!? It’s a small price to pay… Just an arm… I’m just glad you’re okay. WAAAAHH! WAAAAHH! “Luffy understood why Shanks wouldn’t take him out to sea. The dangers of the sea were too great… And he was not yet strong enough… But most of all, Luffy realized what a great man Shanks was. He vowed to be just like him one day.” So you won’t be coming back to this village after this voyage? That’s right. We’ve been using this harbor as a base for operations for a long time. Maybe too long. Are you sad? Yeah, I’m sad… But I won’t ask you to take me with you! I’ve decided to become a pirate on my own! It wouldn’t do you any good. You’re still too little! There’s no way you can become a pirate! OH YES I WILL! One day I’ll have a ship and crew better than yours!! And we’ll have the biggest hoard of treasure in the world!! I’M GONNA BE KING OF THE PIRATES!!! Hmm… You’re gonna be better than us, huh? … Well then… Do me a favor… Keep this hat safe for me? ! This hat means a lot to me. …!! Promise that you’ll give it back to me someday… …When you’ve become a great pirate. That kid’s gonna make something of himself. Yeah… He acts just like I did when I was a kid. WEIGH THE ANCHOR! Raise the sails! We’re off with the tide!! “Luffy’s adventure… …Begins 10 years later from this very same spot.” “Ten years later…” Well, he’s finally setting out, eh, Mayor? I’ll miss that rascal. But if he does become a pirate, he’ll bring shame to the village. I never thought he’d really do it! Wow! KREEK KREEK It’s a good day to set out to sea! GRRRR… Whoa… Our local sea monster! Sorry I have to do this… But here’s an attack I’ve been perfecting since the last time we met!! GUM-GUM… …PISTOL!!! That’s what you get, you darn fish! Hmm… first things first. I’ve got to get a crew! I think about 10 men should do. And I’ll need a pirate flag!! LOOK OUT WORLD, HERE I COME! I’m going to become… …THE KING OF THE PIRATES!!!! “Luffy’s tiny boat floats on, his crew yet to be found… Luffy’s great voyage of destiny has begun!!!”
 * 1) %&!! JERK!! Brat… That guy is scum! And I didn’t even get one punch in! Darn it! !!! &%$#!!!! Ha ha ha ha ha!! Did you see the look on those pirates’ faces? I broke a bottle over his head, and not one word of protest!! How pathetic!! Ha ha ha ha!! Cowards like that make me sick! I wanted to kill him! Pirates are all talk. TAKE THAT BACK! Huh!? Take back what you said about Shanks!! He’s not a coward!! Luffy! Stop! STOP TALKING BAD ABOUT SHANKS!!!!

lol been a longass time since I edited this thing, eh?