User:Kaido King of the Beasts

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My name is Kaido, and I am the wiki's #2 loser, second only to everyone else. All I do here is write blogs that are sometimes serious but often devolve into trolling. You can check out all my blogs below.

So yeah, I blog. And make occasional article edits when a new chapter comes out. But I have more user page edits than article edits.

Also I'm basically the only user who remembers to update the manga chapter on the front page.

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My Blogs
Ripped off shamelessly from AYET.

Blog Purgatory
Where I brainstorm upcoming blogs!


 * Time Share Devil Fruits
 * Girl Scout Cookies
 * Cipher Pol 0
 * My Version of the Reverie
 * Baseless Predictions 2015
 * One Year Anniversary
 * One Piece Character Development Awards, the Return

Stats
My utterly laughable stats

My Devil Fruits
Devil Fruits I created for fun

Paramecia

 * Hako Hako no Mi (Box-Box Fruit) - Allows the user to turn anything they touch into a 1" x 1" box, no matter how large the original object was. Larger objects will take longer to transform, however.
 * Yume Yume no Mi (Dream-Dream Fruit) - Allows the user to send anyone they touch into their own personal dream world. They can also monitor and manipulate the dreams of people within a set distance. People can break out of their dream worlds if they have enough will, however.
 * Tenki Tenki no Mi (Weather-Weather Fruit) - Allows the user to control all weather in the immediate vicinity. However, the necessary atmospheric supplies must exist in order to create the desired weather event.

Logia

 * Chi Chi no Mi (Blood-Blood Fruit) - Allows the user to become and control blood. They can also control the blood in their own and in other people's bodies, thus doing things like stopping or increasing their blood flow, rupturing bloodlines, and stuff like that, however it takes massive concentration and it can only be done in a small radius.
 * Kaze Kaze no Mi (Wind-Wind Fruit) - Allows the user to become the element of wind, and gives them the ability to control the winds.