User blog comment:Ryuzakiforever/A Notice From Kalifa/@comment-3075024-20120210050944

Lets see ..


 * Showing of pornography = I call it educational videos. I don't want the next generator to have no clue about what to do with those special blessed body-parts. 


 * Requesting users to take shirtless photos = Well since I am a successful breed of 100% straight male, I prefer Topless 


 * Insisting Ryu-Chan should masturbate = '' *speechless*


 * Suggestive comments made to users = '' Giving free opinions and advice is my right, listening or not is right of the person I am telling to.


 * Requesting to meet or webchat with a user = ''Panda, Alpha, Sara and Nan-cha- .. .. I am guilty.


 * Having a counter-productive avatar = ''Have a look at my avatar and see it that guy gives any "fuck" about it.


 * Referencing one's erection or nosebleed = ''If my blood is over-joyed by the surroundings, I can't help it but let it out.


 * Having a username such as "NiceTats" = ''Nice Tits? WHERE????


 * Having a username starting with "Monkey.D" =  U MAD ??? Well there are 10 members in MD Family now but I am the first one of their kind.


 * Having a username containing a number higher than 6. = ''So Ham with cheddar cheese tastes good?


 * Talking to a female user = ''Well, even if you hang me 10000000000 times, it won't be enough for this crime that I do everyday.


 * Making a comic featuring a female user = ''Look whose talking >_> BTW, drawing boobies are better then sticks,


 * Making a meme mentioning a female user = Its proved that 97% of OP Wikia Members are Visual Lerners 


 * Referring to one's self as the "Hentai King" = ''Past it past, digging it won't get anything but more pervness.


 * Charging someone of sexual harassment = '' Well Panda, Neo, Nan, Duchee, Alpha, Hoot, Gasbell, BD, Senshi, Luna, OBB, Sayu, Mila, Calu, Angel, Horo, Ace, Moon, marco, and other 7 unnamed women have sexually harassed me even since they joined .. .. .. how much love, panties and boin can I sue them all for?


 * Making a heart-shaped key or emoticon = You are suppose to give your heart to the worthy ones, keeping it to yourself makes you scumbag.  


 * Being sexy = ''Ok Officers, take me in.


 * Full awareness of being sexy = ''I am guilty as charged.


 * Working out and wiggling = '' >_> *whistling*


 * Females looking at a male's body '' vise-versa


 * Having an avatar containing the colors red, blue, green, deep blue, aqua, flax, monochrome pink, = ''Too lazy to look, you do the math.


 * AuroMetalSaurus, blue, or Voldemort's nipple = ''What th-


 * Saying "fire" = ''If she asks "why is it so hot down there?" I have to answer "Cause I am on FIRE !!!"


 * Lack of punctuation = ''what is "punctuation " ??


 * Advertising a blog = ''I at least make the blogs worth Advertising.


 * Having sexual activities with another user without consent (documents must be filed and signed) = '' No comment. I have some dignity as a Gentle-Perv.

So .. you do the Math .. Arrest me?

http://i1213.photobucket.com/albums/cc470/monkeydme/ddd.jpg

*walks away like a BOSS*