User blog:Nobody700/What is one piece ( humor me )

Okay, as my blog name says, what is One piece ( the treasure ), and before you say anything, make it as humorous as you can, this go's for everyone but MDM, he would have made it humorous anyway ( but you still can )

What I think one piece is, the volume of what one piece was originally going to be... Hentai. What, the power to stretch any body part, I won't tell you how that can please my lady friends even more... I can open a pickle jar without leaving the couch... What did you think I was talking about.

Now, what is one piece ( keep it R rated folks, memes, gif's, and swear words are encouraged. )

Also this is the treasure, not the series, for any confusion.