User blog comment:LuffyPirateKing/Crying Lightning/@comment-4493594-20111207221715

Eh, can I become a mermaid instead?

Okay, a devil fruit then... Well, I agree with Nada. I'd probably choose Yomi Yomi, too. Other than that: Suna Suna no Mi! (Crocodile) Why... I don't know. It just seems like a cool power to have. I could do some artistic stuff with it. Or creep through key holes and steal people's stuff. hurhur