User:Jademing

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I'm not crazy. My reality is just different from yours.

Kill one man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill them all, and you are a god.

where in the flying fucks of all fucks did that come from

staw adopts wikis like celebrities adopt black kids

Nova doesnt take shit during a whole week when he gets home on saturday he goes to the bathroom and yells "SUPERNOVAAAAAAAAAA"

He’s a fucking criminal breaks into ur house eats ur cookies fucks ur wife ridiculou

it's broke as the economy

oh get a gif of it, get off to it, and get on with it

Staw, you aren't worth the amount of money it would have cost to abort you.

God, I thank you, for giving me a cock and not a vagina.

Type in lying douchebag and go to page fuck off.

its like your getting some pussy but it ends up shes a trap with a huge black penis equals school days

The next overexcited little fruit tart to say admin gets a kick in the ass.

You're like a cat; evil and classy

Luffy continued on his selfish journey to become Pirate King in Punk Hazard. He endangered his friends and along the way gain notorious enemies. In the meanwhile, Nami heads back to Sunny. He founds all of them sleeping on the deck, however Sanji was inside the kitchen making delicious dessert for Nami. Nami founds Sanji and ask why is everyone sleeping. Sanji replies that he put roofies in their drinks to knock them out for just a few hours so he can spend some alone time with Nami. Nami was surprised and she was touched. Sanji offered the food to Nami and she gladly took it and deliciously ate it. "It is very good and yummy!" said Nami. "Thank you Nami-san!" said Sanji. As a thank you Nami kissed Sanji and Sanji nosebled and became frozen for a while so Nami had to splash him with water to wake up. When Sanji woke up, he found himself in a bed in Nami's room. "Why am I in this room?" he asks. Nami just took a shower and was about to dress up and then Sanji accidentally entered the area. Sanji saw Nami's steaming boobs and sexy ass. Nami wasn't shy after all, its like she wanted Sanji to see her naked. This time Sanji took up courage and didnt become frozen as usual. Sanji moved closer to Nami and touched her boobs. His hands played softly around Nami's nipples. He licked the nipple area and slowly grazed his hand going to Nami's ass. He grabbed Nami's ass and kissed Nami. Nami didn't resist and she just enjoyed the pleasure. "Oh my... This is soooo goood.. I want more... give me more..." said Nami. Sanji didn't hold himself back. He took off Nami's clothes and began kissing her nipples and touching her vagina at the same time. This felt so good for Nami. Nami said, "Sanji-kun, let me give you too..." So Nami, began undressing Sanji's clothes. She touched his penis and started licking it. She sucked the whole penis. She continued sucking inside with her tongue and soft lips and using her hands to play the balls outside. And then, Sanji exploded his load inside Nami's mouth. Nami swallowed all of it and wants more. So Sanji stood up and placed Nami in bending forward position. He slowly penetrated Nami's vagina. And then slowly going out and then in again. Sanji repeated going in and out faster and faster. So Sanji fucked Nami all night. She climaxed 50 times and Sanji exploded 5 times. They were both very tired and slept embracing each other. Weeks later Nami found that she was pregnant and eventually gave birth to a son.