User blog comment:Swimswimfruit/OK so...../@comment-1595565-20120124055301

The New World is such a dangerous place because Chuck Norris once poked it with a stick.

Chuck Norris can gain any Devil Fruit power he makes up.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Roger's ship so hard he flew across the earth, and that's how he got to Raftel. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that he broke the speed of light, sending his kick back in time and wiped out the Ancient Civilization 800 years ago.