User blog:DancePowderer/667 Abridged

I'm bored, that's why.

Luffy: What happened to our ride?

Chopper: He was a victim of irony, and of his boss being a heartless prick. The yetis attacked us on orders to kill. By the way, the kids and I are fine, thanks for asking. We can't send the kids back to the lab. Anything else obvious I should state?

Luffy: I get it, I'm going. Kill the huge guys, not Nami.

Franky: I'm going to. Ain't no way I'm getting defiled by some crazy sasquatches. Chopper, gimme some of your senzu beans.

Chopper: Here's one. But listen, these only work for three minutes and you'll be drained afterwards, so...

Franky: Blah blah blah powerful.

Chopper: You need Kung Fu Point if you...

Franky: Tastes like chicken. WRAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Chopper: WHY!?

Luffy: Franky, catch me if you can!

Franky: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Usopp: So Franky is going to be....

Chopper: Completely fucking useles.

Robin: You were expecting something useful?

In the lab.

Clown: I can't believe this guy has a laser like that. I am going to violate my lack of ethics by ripping him open and exploring his insides.

Subordinate: Kinky, sir. So, are the Marines going to have a part any time soon?

Clown: I'm talking to producers, so probably. Until then, let them hide from the plot.

Back to the plot.

Nami: Why do I always make such prime kidnapping material? What about my adorable face, smoking hot body, and an above average intellect, and large reserves of gold or cash make me so desirable?

Rock: Define hot.....

Scotch: I think he bats for the other team.........

Nami: Well, when my captain gets here, he's going to beat you up, and then you'll be sorry!

Rock: Shut the hell up.

Scotch: Cool. The weapons on your body must be cool. Wanna know what else is cool? The weather. Wanna know what else'll be cool? Our reward.

Rock: Scotch, stop trying to develop a catch phrase. We're not going to be that important. We're sub-bosses at best. It's not worth wasting....

Nami: I can see your chests, and they're ugly.

Rock: Don't look at us! And they're not ugly, they're perfectly normal.

Nami: If you're so proud of them, then why are you covering them?

Scotch: Because, it's cold.

Nami: Keep telling yourself that.

Rock: Shut up! We use bigger guns than you, and we can use poisonous stuff too. And we're really good at hiding too!

Nami: Hiding and using a big gun, obviously you're not compensating for any insecurities. I bet I know something else you guys never show.

Scotch: Well, at least we don't need our friends to save us. They'll be here soon, all according to our master plan.

Nami: Mhm.

Luffy: Holy expected dramatic irony! Footprints! They'll be easy to follow! C'mon angry Chopper. Huh: Where'd the feet go? Oooooooh, oops.

Rock: Told you.

Scotch: Thank God he's an idiot.

Luffy: Hi, Nami! Where did that field of incredibly sharp icicles come from?

Rock: Even we aren't sure.

Luffy: All those icicles make me hard. In any case, smashy time!

Rock: Very good, but can you handle BULLETS!?

Luffy: Gomu Gomu no Fattie! The better question is, can you? Gomu Gomu no Grazie Padre Rebound!

Rock: Well...f#%k.

Scotch: Unlike my brother, I won't go down so easily!

Luffy and Nami: That's what she said!

Scotch (shooting): DIE!

Luffy: You missed.

Scotch: Did I?

Luffy: Franky, NO! Bad mutant reindeer! Bad!

Rock: I'm still alive. Being the apparent attention whore I am, I am insulted I am not the center of attention.

Franky: MOMENTARY CLARITY!

Rock: Momentary wha-OOOHHHH, I have visual awareness of the action you performed at that particular location.

Nami: How can you be useful.

Luffy: Good job Franky, you're learning to be productive.

Franky: Moment's up!

Luffy: Gomu Gomu no Overkill!

Scotch: MY DOLLY!

Luffy: Sorry Franky! I get a kick out of wasting people biologically younger than me and then abandoning them. Heal yourself later. Bye!.

Scotch: I love leapfrog! Harder to do when you're alone. Hey, Law! Wanna play leapfrog?

Law: I'm more partial to pointless mutilation. But thanks.

Scotch: Really: Me too! Here's how I do it.

Law: You got chills, they're multiplying. It's electrifying! Today's special, smoked yeti.

Luffy: Thanks!

Nami: Make me sexy again!

Law: So, Luffy, how do you feel about longterm foreshadowing?

Luffy: Nami, look, I'm a chain chomp.

Law: In short, I wanna form an alliance, and together with my plan, we will fu#%k shit up like it's never been before. You in?