User:The Koromo

"someone please tell ST to stop being a cunt"

The chatroom giggles.

"Hey, go vote on this forum or else the wiki will fall apart!"

Small laughs rise in anticipation.

"fuck the admins, fuck the chatmods, fuck JSD and DP, fuck this hellhole with shitty policies"

There is silence. The sky goes black. One lone face appears, illuminated by candlelight. It looks upwards, towards an unknowable heaven, and an even more mysterious Lord. The fourth Outer God, Comedy, rides rough over the plains, and its cacophony of mindless, blaring laughs sound in the blackest void of indefinite space, trumpeting the true end.

Somewhere, a child is born, and does not cry, but instead laughs.

A man on trial for murder laughs as the prosecution delivers expert testimony; the judge, while in the middle of chastising him, laughs as well. As does the family of the victim, and then the entire court. The victim, long dead and stiff with cold, laughs, muffled by the confines of the morgue shelf they are in.

They are joined by many more muffled laughs. If they are alive, if only for one second, it is to laugh, and nothing more.

A new constellation forms in the sky, and it forms the letters L, O, and L. Below it, galaxies cluster together to form these words, hanging aeons above the darkness of this dead black asteroid:

"EDIT WAR IS PEACE

STUPIDITY IS STRENGTH

ARGUMENT IS JUSTICE"

Brighter than the moon, they shine down upon all providence, and all who see it know what makes the world. Not pain, or cold reason, but laughter.

Pure laughter.