User blog comment:Monkey.D.Me/Dexas, Hold'em/@comment-6047553-20130405134848/@comment-7890302-20130406234259

Dying on the floor, a white light, and sees god.

"God, is this real?"

"Oh look it's YOU, we'll, the devil doesn't want you, so I will send you to the worst place I can think of"

"What?"

"Canada"

"Nooooooooooooooooooooooo"

Lives in Canada as a beaver for the rest of my beaver life.