User:Pacifista15/Random Stuff

Don't copy my stuff, or else you die. Period. 20:34, November 9, 2012 (UTC)

Prologue
(Baltigo, the land of white soil. The Revolutionary HQ is in turmoil, with men flying around everywhere.)

Revolutionaries: Did you hear?......Strawhat Luffy made it!!......took out Blackbeard....that's two Yonko now!!!......Pirate King.....Dragon's son....countries in uproar.......Marines are going to move soon.....

(The doors burst open, and Dragon walks in wrapped in his black cloak. The Revolutionaries fall silent, and Dragon stops to survey them all.)

Dragon: Communications sector. Recall the commanders to Baltigo. Muster all Revolutionary forces and begin the plan.

Revolutionary: Sir, isn't it.....a bit early? What about Marineford?

Dragon: We aren't going to give the Marines the advantage. They can come to us. With the world in an uproar right now, we need to move quickly.

Revolutionary: Which battle plan sir?

Dragon: Akainu will attempt a preemptive strike. Tell the commanders to disregard secrecy, we want to draw them here.

Revolutionary: So should we begin defensive plan for Baltigo, sir?

Dragon: Yes, Plan C. With the commanders incoming, we have no more than a week to prepare. Get to it.

(The Revolutionaries turn away, some running out various doors, others turning to their Den Den Mushi. Dragon proceeds out the door onto the balcony.)

Dragon: Now come.....Akainu.

(Holy Land of Mariejois, three days later. Akainu is sitting in his office, staring at a huge mural on the wall behind his desk. The mural depicts a god wreathed in fire clashing with a Chinese dragon. Brandnew walks in with some papers in his hands.)

Akainu: So what's the deal? Dragon finally decided to grow a pair?

Brandnew: There's no mistaking it, sir. The Revolutionaries are gathering at Baltigo in huge numbers. There's rumor of war.

Akainu: (getting up) And war we'll give them. Are the Shichibukai here?

Brandnew: All of them, sir.

(In a huge room, seven of the Shichibukai and some assorted Vice Admirals are eating at a long table. Akainu walks in, causing some of the Shichibukai to glance up. A huge, armored fishman speaks up.)

Fishman: Well? Are the rumors true? Are we going to war?

~Infobox: "Sea King" Itashi, Former Bounty: 271,000,000~

(An man in ancient, blood-stained armor laughs in a low voice.)

Armored Man: Bout time.

~Infobox: "Bloody Knight" Drakov, Former Bounty: 199,000,000~

Akainu: Shut the hell up pirates. You have a job to do.

(A man sitting with his feet on the table grins to himself.)

Man: A job he says. I don't remember signing up for Revolutionary Wars. What do you think, Kuma?

~Infobox: "Dark Doctor" Trafalgar Law, Former Bounty: 440,000,000~

Kuma: ....

Mihawk: You know full well what you signed up for Law.

Law: Ironic, coming from you, Mihawk.

(Mihawk glares at him. Suddenly, a hand crashes onto the table, throwing down a huge amount of empty plates. Jewelry Bonney reaches and grabs another plate of food before downing it in one huge bite. She is wearing a fur coat over her scanty attire, but is otherwise unchanged. The entire stares at her for a moment.)

Bonney: You gonna eat that pig, Hancock?

(Hancock gives her a death glare, but says nothing. Bonney shrugs and seizes a huge boar and begins to tear away at it.)

Hancock: Such a vulgar girl.....

(An enormous crash, and the table cracks. At one end of the table, Akainu raises his fist from the table where he had hit it and looks at the Shichibukai.)

Akainu: Dragon is at Baltigo. We leave in two days. Prepare yourselves.

(Akainu turns and walks out. Bonney returns to her food, and Mihawk gets up and leaves. Akainu stalks back to his office and finds one man sitting in front of his desk and another leaning against a wall.)

Akainu: I thought I called all the admirals.

Leaning Man: He's probably busy. You know the New World.

Kizaru (sitting man): The New World is a mess, especially after Straw Hat's little adventure....

(Akainu walks around his desk as the leaning man stands erect and takes a few steps forward.)

Leaning Man: Are we using a coastal attack?

~Infobox: Admiral "Iron Man" Karakou, User of the Metal Metal no Mi~

Akainu: An overwhelming naval assault. Dragon cannot hope to match us in pure naval or land power, so he hopes to take the high ground early.

Karakou: And we're walking right into that?

Akainu: Once we clear the beaches, there will be no problem taking down Dragon.

Kizaru: And what of the Revolutionary commanders? There are some high-profile men there as well....

Akainu: What do you think the Shichibukai are for?

(The admirals don't answer. Akainu picks up a Den Den Mushi receiver and turns to the mural depicting the fighting dragon and fire god again.)

(Off the coast of G-5 at night. Three pirate ships close in on the Marine base.)

Captain: Today's the day! Today we capture G-5 and put and end to the Marines!

Crew: ROOOOOOOOAAAAAR!!

Captain: We shall do what no pirate has done before! We shall....huh?

(A thick carpet of white fog is rolling across the sea. It wraps around the ships and prevents them from seeing each other.)

Captain: What is this fog?

(Voice from above): It's smoke, actually.

(Everyone on the ship looks up to see a figure sitting on top of the mast with a long item in his hand.)

Captain: It can't be.....the White Hunter?

Crew Member: I thought he left G-5!

Smoker: Good thing I didn't leave for Marineford too early....

Captain: Shoot him down!!

(The pirates fire, but Smoker disappears in a puff of smoke. He then reappears behind the captain and knocks him out with one hit from his jutte.)

Smoker: A good warmup for Revolutionaries....

(Back at G-5, screams, loud cracks, and explosions are heard for a few minutes. Then everything goes quiet. A trail of smoke streaks from the cloud and lands at the shore, next to the waiting Vice-Admiral Tashigi. The smoke slowly begins to clear, revealing the wreckage of the three pirate ships.)

Tashigi: Smoker-san, there's a Den Den Mushi from Marineford...

~Infobox: Vice Admiral Tashigi~

Smoker: Tell Akainu I'm coming. Ready the warships and get Yarisugi and the troops onboard.

~Infobox: Admiral Smoker, Head of New World Operations~

To be continued....