User blog comment:Kaido King of the Beasts/Wikia Colosseum: The Finals/@comment-24769684-20150512164730

And now

Their numbers cut in half, DP and Yata realize they have to finish things. So Yata opens his mouth, and out come dozens of red ravens until they swarm his body. Then DP hits Yata with High and Dry Hiken, lighting his fellow admin on fire. In a feat of great strength, DP picks up Yata by the feet and points him headfirst towards Deva.

DP: You may have once been great, Deva, but now you're just too geriatric. It's time for a new generation to take over.

Deva: But everyone in the new generation got eliminated...

DP: ...ALL RIGHT! HIGH AND DRY NIGHTMARE BURNING HIKEN!

DP thrusts burning Yata at Deva. The explosion is so great that everyone in the audience is charred to a crisp except a few people who are still there for no reason. The survivors look on in apprehension. Did Deva survive?

The smoke clears. Deva has taken a knee, but he's still alive! DP drops Yata, who is literally burned out, and Yata shrinks back to human form and lies on the hard wooden floor.

DP: Huh...huh...impossible!

Deva: My Goe Goe sound waves put out the flames near me. You've made a crippling mistake, DancePowderer, one that you often punish people for...

Right then, the Fighting Fish carrying the Shinso Shinso no Mi treasure chest leaps up out of the water, straight toward Deva. He grins. This is his moment now.

Deva reaches out to the treasure chest...and touches air. Suddenly, the Devil Fruit, the treasure chest, and the Fighting Fish disappear. Deva and DP hear a laugh...a laugh that is not masculine...and not exactly feminine. With a great splash, MizuakiYume floats out of the water.

Mizu: Hahaha...yes, all has gone according to plan. I knew inhabiting this weak, pacifist body would enable me to make all my dreams come true! Now comes the time for me to cast this body aside...

And so, Mizu's features melt away and reveal the true person inside, who is none other than Sosuke Aizen.

Aizen: I already ate the Shinso Shinso no Mi, and now I am the most recognized manga trope in the world! There is nothing that can stand before me!

Suddenly, JSD uses the Forum Forum no Mi to return back to the corporeal plane. He sees the real enemy, and fires a comment-locking bolt at the egregrious offender.

Luckily, Kaido pulled out a mirror and it reflected towards Aizen. The bolt has no effect. This shit has gotten too real to the point where it was unreal. Aizen laughed. Once he killed JSD and DP, he would reign over One Piece Encyclopedia with Galaxy9000 and Kazuya2070 at his side. It would be the greatest site to ever exist.

When suddenly, MY LORRRRRRD!

Xil leaps out of the water, which no one ever cleaned during any of the block battles, and aimed his Xillinator at Aizen. Aizen was his turf after all, none of the uncultured swine I mean One Piece watchers would stand no chance against this god. He took Aizen by the waist and used the Xillinator to fly out of the wikisphere. However, he forgot to fill it with gas and the two landed in Narutopedia. Hey, at least Naruto's gotta improve now!

The survivors filed out of the Colosseum, with JSD locking it so that no one would ever enter it or bring it up ever again. The wikians, while rejoicing the departure of Xil, who they all hated, stood in awe at the scars this would leave on the Blogosphere forever. Would anything be the same?

Meanwhile, DP and Deva sit inside the Colosseum, since everyone forgot about them.

DP: You know, I'm an admin, I should probably go back.

Deva: Mmmm hmmm.

DP: Got any sevens?

Deva: Go fish.