User:12th Supernova

DO NOT VOTE FOR ME
http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag62/stalhein61/Nova4Mod_zps7403c292.png

You see this face? This is not the face of someone you want as an admin. If you vote for me, I will hunt you down and drunkenly ramble at you until you regret it. This is your only warning.

GRAMMAR TEAM
Bother me here.

HORSE-OFF
Best horse? Shelly Stronger Pierre Farul

IMPORTANT
Start this song before proceeding

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5zXMokthgE

NOVA'S LAWS
10. Staw is always wrong.


 * 15. Staw's reincarnations as new users are always wrong.

20. An infinite number of fans, given an infinite number of forums, can come up with the complete plot of any series.


 * 25. Five koalas with brain injury can come up with the complete plot of Iron Knight.

30. No recursion.

40. Goto 30.

50. If in doubt, drink.

60. The intelligence of a community is inversely proportional to the claimed intelligence of its members.

70. Don't feed the trolls.

80. Until someone proves conclusively that it is right, all theories are wrong.

90. Don't assume that I care.

100. If at first nobody pays attention to you, don't expect this to change.

110. Respect the right of others to be heard

120. There are no ships save that we make.

130. There will always be a wiki knobhead. As soon as one is removed, another takes his place.


 * 135. If you don't know who the wiki knobhead is, it's you.

140. If someone has a shiny star next to their name, they matter.

150. If you think you've told me something but I don't remember, assume I was drunk at the time.

160. New people are welcome. But not too welcome.


 * 165. If a new person proves themselves worthy, they may find themselves welcome.

STUFF
Hey people and others.

I'm a moderator on the chat, which means that I'm the person you're going to rage at when I ban you for being stupid there.

In my spare time, I occasionally actually edit. Basically, I'm just correcting spelling errors or blatant mistakes on pages here, or rewriting really badly worded stuff (Lord knows there's plenty of that). I will be using English English, as I am English, and so any spellings that citizens of the USA disagree with that I haven't noticed were spelt correctly can be changed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFfn8L2saYI

^ English English.

Erm... any question? No? Dismissed.

Also: in each of my review blogs there is a code, and a solution. The solutions to the first batch of blogs have been solved, the second (more complicated) batch were too complex for certain users' tiny minds, and a third lot are on their way.

Also also: nobody has solved the megasecret supercode yet, and this is another reminder. ANYONE who solves it and lets me know can make me perform a FORFEIT OF THEIR DEVISING. It is hidden in every blog - yes, every blog, even the ones that aren't reviews - and it's a few steps more difficult than any other codes used. A little hint: this is the name of a person who has inspired me. Another little hint: he's dead. Yet another hint (ffs people): it's actually not his name, it's just the name he's commonly known by.

If you ever see or hear me say the phrase "have at yer ye basturds" or similar, chances are I'm drunk. Just a warning.

http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag62/stalhein61/Buggy_zps5284b119.gif

But more often I tend to feel like this fella. The one down here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAtBki0PsC0

QUOTE WALL
"It’s always hard to say goodbye, and that’s why we invented the fist bump." - Tales from the Borderlands

"heès a slothç." - Canu

"Best avi is DSP no question I mean look at that face the face of ecstacy the face of love the face of power. He cares for you but if you screw up its like "Oh no get out of my house Im not payin your rent anymore" and you leave but you look behind your back and you see that face and you orgasm right there." - DSP

"Having a dick is fun." - DSP again

"India, where money can buy you HAPPINESS....... and bitches .." - Anonymous

"Back in the late 1800's, a man once said "Fuck, I wish I knew what that Irish girl looked like." And so the camera was born." - Kuro

"I shall not stray from the path of Ryuightousness!" - The Almighty

"the closest thing to an actual queen we've seen is ivankov, and i'm not even making a pun." - DP

"He's a prince. What does he care? He's but a passenger across a vast sea of pleasure." a self confessed thief about everyone's favourite Shichibukai

"The sunset displayed rich, spectacular hues, like a .jpg file at 20 percent cyan, 10 percent magenta, 60 percent yellow and 10 percent black." - The Internet

"i was really high when i read it and it was great" - Mom

"You're like a cat; evil and classy" - The King of Pop

"I wish I could be a bird sometimes and go shit in someone head" - X

"The fuck is wrong with you?" - The best mod

"I'm a fag" - Best fag

"haha ur dum lol" - Muh broham

"But Staw's English is good" - some sock

"Pikachi motherfuckers" - MJ

"Not all those who wander are lost" - Wandering Emanon

"i like my women like my trees brown tall and not my sister" - User:JetStream1

"I don't know how to act like a bitch" - The man. The legend.

"FUCK CUNTING SUCKING BALL FUCKING CUNT FACED TWAT" - SHB

"The difference between Jess and my girlfriend: I can mute Jess" - some sock again

"you and gal ruined what could have been pure unbridled rage flowing from my body." - our illustrious admin

"nova eats chicks asses all the time. 12th casa nova." - a man who respects me

"nami's flirting checklist: pulse: check. verbal: check. hey cutie. ;) " - a talking bipedal reindeer

"i'm gonna edit constivulenaly" - a good Greek

"What's the difference between the UK and a tea bag? A tea bag stays longer in a cup." - a not quite as good Greek

"Between you and a cucumber, i prefer you" - a gay squirrel

"I'm a colon." - nobody

"god ducking cannot Nova" - a bad guesser

"you actually had me googling panda vagina..." - She's faking it for more bamboo

LOGIC PUZZLE
The only animals in this house are cats.

Every animal is suitable for a pet, that loves to gaze at the moon.

When I detest an animal, I avoid it.

No animals are carnivorous, unless they prowl at night.

No cat fails to kill mice.

No animals ever take to me, except what are in this house.

Kangaroos are not suitable for pets.

None but carnivora kill mice.

I detest animals that do not take to me.

Animals, that prowl at night, always love to gaze at the moon.

What animal do I avoid?