User blog:Neowitch/Who would make the hottest chick?

Strange title, innit? No, this is not about who's the sexiest woman around. We already had plenty of those.

With this blog I shall plunge your poor little minds into the dark depths of despair and awkwardness! *insert maniac laugh here*

The question is: What would happen if Ivankov went on a rampage and used his Emporio Onna Hormone on the male cast of OP? I imagine this being a rather funny situation, especially for the more serious and stoic characters like... Sengoku! (oh, the mental images...)

So how would the characters react and who would make the hottest/cutest/most beautiful girl? And who would cause us worse nightmares than Kokoro's shell bra?

Also: If Sanji and Zoro were girls who'd win the breast contest?

Sanji: I

Zoro: