User blog comment:JustSomeDude.../759 - So That's a Thing.../@comment-24724196-20140905000548/@comment-2226235-20140905003824

I can and will continue posting (and possibly lengthening) this argument as long as people continue claiming that Monet is alive.

1. That it is possible to survive being stabbed through the heart is not common knowledge. 2. The only groups who would know that it is possible to survive being stabbed through the heart and survive are people with medical training and fans who googled it to prove a theory that they had no evidence for. 3. Oda doesn't have medical training. 4. Oda isn't a fan who googled it to prove a theory that he had no evidence for. 5. Therefore, to Oda's knowledge, being stabbed through the heart kills people. 6. Oda is the writer of One Piece 7. Therefore, everything that happens in One Piece is something he knows. 8. Therefore, nothing that Oda doesn't know happens in One Piece. 9. Monet is a character in One Piece. 10. People die when they are killed. 11. People who have died are dead. 12. Monet was stabbed through the heart. 13. Therefore, Monet was killed. 14. Therefore, Monet died. 15. Therefore, Monet is dead. 16. Speculation doesn't belong on a wiki. 17. A statement isn't speculation if it can be proven using obnoxiously thorough deductive reasoning. 18. The fact that Monet is dead was just proven using obnoxiously thorough deductive reasoning. 19. Therefore, it isn't speculation. 20. Therefore, it belongs on a wiki.

(originally posted here)