User:Cheese Lord

About me
Hi! I'm just an average One Piece Wiki newbie who has been on other wikis, but not this one. I also have a YouTube account (which I can't freakin' log on to because of my new computers), and a Facebook one (don't use it much). So, anyway, I love One Piece, and a lot of other anime/mangas. I honestly actually think One Piece is the best series...Ever. I'm serious. And to demonstrate my love for One Piece, I will do some favorite lists. Also, I'm married to an anime character, because I am a total wimp when it comes to real girls :/

Top 9 Strawhats: Least favorite to favorite

9: Nami - She may be hot, but she can be a stuck up b*tch at most times.

8: Robin - Sometimes I find her boring. *Hides* But most of the time she's hilarious. "It's embarrasing as a human being."

7: Sanji - All around awesome dude. But! He tends to REALLY annoy me when he gets all obsessive about women and won't even bother saving a man who is hanging above a pit of Crocodile's...

6: Franky - Great dude, but he can, at a VERY little amount of times, be bland.

5: Brook - Yohohohohoho! He can get a tad annoying with those skull jokes, but nonetheless I hope he still uses them in the New World...

4: Zoro - Two (or one?) word(s): BAD. ASS. The only real downside to him is his speech in the Post Enies Lobby Arc - I disagreed with it entirely.

3: Usopp - One of the best, most hilarious characters ever. His lies are a little annoying, though.

2: Luffy - Someone who is funny, powerful, determined, and doesn't care wether the treasure he wants exists or not - now THAT'S what I call a pirate captain.

1: Chopper - He is ADORABLE! Not to mention he's really funny. I also thought his new Kung Fu Point was hilarious...He should go up against Daruma on Fishman Island. Say...That gives me an idea!

Other Stuff
Hobbies: Anime, MUSIC, mastur - umm - MASTERING MY VIDEO GAME, computer, chilling out, appreciating the beauty of nature, living free

I believe in: The Christian God, and that mankind can break away from the grasp of society

I live in: New York

Favorite bands: Doom metal. Reverend Bizarre, Electric Wizard, Esoteric, Sleep, Black Sabbath, Ocean Chief, Bongzilla, OM, Candlemass, Dirge...and to anybody who says listening to metal is a sin, I have to say two things: 1. fu** off, and 2. God is more concerned of people's freewill than listening to metal. Live the way you wanna be, and unless you are doing something evil, God is happy with it.

Favorite album titles:

"Blight and Vision Below a Faded Sun" - Dirge

"And Shall the Sky Descend" - Dirge

"In the Rectory of the Bizarre Reverend" - Reverend Bizarre

"The Maniacal Vale" - Esoteric

"Through Silver in Blood" - Neurosis

"Amerijuanican" - Bongzilla

"We Live" - Electric Wizard

Favorite shows besides One Piece: Saki (it's a yuri mahjong anime - sue me), Early SpongeBob SquarePants, INVADER ZIM

Favorite Books: Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Pendragon

Worst fear: Being on a hentai site whilst on chat simeaultaneously, and then accidentally posting a link to the site.

I am currently working on a One Piece fanfiction crossover which takes place during the next generation of pirates. It will have characters from all different franchises, and some (hopefully) non Mary Sue/Gary Stu OCs.

Also, one last thing...I am a second ranked editor on a wiki called UnAnything, which you can basically just put a bunch of random spam (it has to have some logic though - don't just write random letters and numbers). Feel free to join!

My Life Story
I was born as an Electric Wizard in the holy Cathedral of Sleep. The great Ocean Chief came to me and gave me eternal Grief, and from then on I became the infamous Reverend Bizarre, where I was allowed to walk freely and go Anywhere out of This World. Later on, I had an amazing duel with Bongzilla, who used the mighty Bongripper against me. I performed a Black Sabbath with the body of Bongzilla, and used his Bongripper to chant the spell of OM. I currently reside with my wife, Toka Ryuumonbuchi, in the house of Lord Vicar.

"FOLLOW THE SMOKE, JERUSALEM..." - Al Cisneros

"We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion." - MJK

"Reach out to embrace the random, reach out to embrace whatever may come." - MJK

"We have been brought up to experience ourselves as isolated centers of awareness and action, placed in a world that is not us, that is foreign,﻿ alien, other, which we confront, where as in fact the way an ecologist describes human behavior is as an action what you do is what the whole universe is doing at the place you call here and now. You are something the whole universe is doing in the same way that a wave is something that the whole ocean is doing. Now, this is not what you might call a fatalistic or deterministic idea. You see, you might be a fatalist if you think you are a sort of puppet which life pushes around, and you are seperate from life. That's fatalism." - Alan Watts

"It's not a war on drugs, it's a war on personal freedom, that's what it is, OK? Keep that in mind at all times, thank you." - Bill Hicks

"All in a day, all in a day it changes everything..." - Aaron Turner and Mariah Christopher

"I am a narrow-minded ultra-conservative anti-religious misanthropic and arrogant bigot, alright, and I have a problem with just about everything and everyone in this world, but I am not demented, and if those who are not like me are able to enjoy my music that is all fine by me. Be a Christian-born black gay feminist converted to Judaism for all I care"-﻿ Varg Vikernes

User Quotes
"Smoking makes your penis fall off." - Neowitch

"Real men use punctuation on the internet." - Ryuzakiforever

My favorite pages

 * Meme Guy


 * Kifor
 * Sexier than thou art
 * The Lovable Asshole