No Honor Time



Jinginai Time, meaning No Respect Time, originally published in The 5th Log: Chopper, was shown in the anime as the fourth omake, airing with episode 282.

Story
It begins with a row of Moai statues (the statues on Easter Island) complaining about their boredom.

It then continues on with the real story.

Don Luffione (Luffy), Don Zoroscia (Zoro), and Don Sanjino (Sanji) are the leaders of three separate gangs, each named after the its leader. The three argue about who is going to be the leader of their island, and Zoroscia ends up declaring war (despite the fact that the other two were the ones who were arguing). Luffione sends in Usotuya (Usopp), who goes to kill Zoroscia and is killed in the process. Sanjino then sends in Choparini (Chopper), who goes to kill Luffion and is killed in the process. Zoroscia then sends in Namimore (Nami), who kills Sanjino. She then goes off in search of money, and finds huge amounts, causing her to die of happiness.

Zoroscia then sends in Robita (Robin) to kill Luffione, but she refuses and shoots Zoroscia instead. However, it ends up that he shot her as well, so both end up dying. Luffione, now the only one left standing, happily declares that this makes him the leader of the island, meaning he can eat as much meat as he likes; however, he quickly learns that it doesn't taste good at all when he's alone. He then cries about how lonely he is, and begs that, if it is a dream, he should be allowed to wake up.

At this point, one of the Moai from the beginning wakes up, saying that it was just a dream. All the gangsters (including the dead ones) then ask who he is, and yell about it only being a dream.