User blog:Imhungry4444/Imhungry4444 vs. LuffyPirateKing

Here it is, the one every-bodies been waiting for:


 * on a wasteland hungry approaches LPK with a cape on*

Hungry: so the time has finally come

LPK:*facepalm* fuck..........are you kidding me?

Hungry: no im not jacka-

LPK: dont say it, dont get me started

Hungry: ooooooooooooooooo tough guy? so you get a star by your name and now your king?

LPK: I NEVER SAID TH-

Hungry: ENOUGH, i expect nothing less from the troll king

LPK: STOP CALLING ME THAT YOU DICKLESS FUCK

Hungry:....................................

LPK:......................................

Hungry:*with an angry face* you die, ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!


 * a horde of horny okamas charge at LPK*

LPK: WTF? AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH


 * LPK runs for his life as the horny okamas get closer and closer*

LPK: OMG!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!

Hungry:*taking out a piece a cake and eating it* hahahahhaa


 * finally the horny okamas jump on LPK and ravage his body all over making glacions raping look like sexual harassment*

LPK: NO STOP, AHHHHH THAT DOESNT GO THERE AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Hungry:*literally ROFLing on the ground* hahahahahahahahahha

LPK: ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 * a burst of energy burst all the okamas off of LPK*

Hungry: huh?

LPK:*with his clothes torn up and kisses all over him*..........................

Hunrgy;.........................HAHAHAHAHA YOU LOOK LIKE A RAPE VICTIM, IT SEEMS THE TROLL KING HAS FALLEN

LPK: STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 * suddenly LPK starts to transform into trollish goblin like creature*

Hungry:........really? are you kidding me?

LPK:*full transformed into a full-fledged troll* I AM THE TOLL TROLL. YOU MUST PAY THE TOLL TO GET BY ME

Hungry:............the toll troll? is that your new nickname? how bout the new andy dick


 * LPK quickly teleports infront of hungry and smashes his face into the ground*

Hungry: GHA

LPK: HOWS THAT FOR TROLL HUH?

Hungry: yea its official, your the troll ki-


 * LPK starts pounding away at hungry until he gases out*

LPK: that should do it

Hungry: oooooooooo? i guess that new form grew you a real set of balls

LPK: no way

Hungry:*getting up and dusting himself off* is that all you got/ i would expect more from thew new any dick

LPK: YOU BASTARD

Hungry: UBER PWNAGE


 * LPK gets rocked back*

LPK: wtf was that?

Hungry: you forget, i am the master of pwnage

LPK: but you forget.........i know your true weakness

Hungry: and whats that?

LPK: Boxing is-

Hungry: DONT GO THERE, I SWEAR TO GOD.*takes out a giant dildo* I PULL SHOVE THIS DILDO SO FAR UP YOUR ASS IT'LL FEEL LIKE YOUR IN THE WORLDS HIGHEST SECURITY PRISON.

LPK: better than-

Hungry: IM NOT KIDDING YOU HAIRLESS PEACH-FUZZED PUSSY

LPK: MMA


 * suddenly, hungry starts emanating a light from his body which gets brighter and brighter*

LPK:*turns around and starts running* holy shit he wasnt kidding

Hungry:*stands firm with like emanating from him*............................................*starts running after LPK* YOU SON OF A MONKEYS VAGINA GET BACK HERE


 * suddenly in th background the benny hill theme starts play as hungry chases LPK*

LPK: AHAHHAHAHAHA BOXING IS BETTER THAN MMA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hungry: MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!! IM GONNA CUT YOUR BALLS OFF AND STAPLE THEM TO YOUR FOREHEAD

LPK: HOHOHOOHHEHEHEHEHHAHAHAHAH MMA SUCKS

Hungry: THE STROKES SUCK

LPK: YOUR MOM SUCKS

Hungry: IM GONNA KILL YOU, YOU S.O.B!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 * LPK suddenly runs into a rock wall with no way over*

LPK: shit, looks like im gonna hvae to face the music


 * LPK gets ready for hungry*

Hungry:*suddenly appearing infront of LPK with a psychotic look on his face* i found you

LPK: bring it bakaflamingo

Hungry: oooooooo so you want it huh?

LPK: want wh........no

Hungry: yes

LPK:*attempts to climb the rock wall but his flabby little arms are too weak* AAAHHHHHHHHHH

Hungry: SUPER-MEGA-AWESOME-SEXY-ULTRA-ALPHA-OMEGA-CHUCK NORRIS-KEANU REEVES-TOM CRUISE-SPARTA-GANGSTA-EPIC-PETER GRIFFIN-JACK SPARROW-MICHAEL SCOTT-EPIC SAX GUY-MORGAN FREEMAN-PWNAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 * an explosion occurs of epic and massive proportions that makes jesus shit his pants*

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 * as the dust clears LPK is on the ground completely pwned*

Hungry:*takes out dildo* now for the finisher


 * hungry shoves the massive dildo in LPKs ass and takes a picture*

Hungry: now to post this on the internet. AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE END  So? what was that like? OMG THE ULTIMATE BATTLE!!!!!!!!!!!! SUPER AWESOME WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LPK sucks 