User:Kaido King of the Beasts

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My name is Kaido, and I am the wiki's #2 loser, second only to everyone else. All I do here is write blogs that are sometimes serious but often devolve into trolling. You can check out all my blogs below.

So yeah, I blog. And make occasional article edits when a new chapter comes out. But I have more user page edits than article edits.

Also I'm basically the only user who remembers to update the manga chapter on the front page.

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My Blogs
Ripped off shamelessly from AYET.

Blog Purgatory
Where I brainstorm upcoming blogs!


 * Time Share Devil Fruits
 * Girl Scout Cookies
 * Cipher Pol 0
 * My Version of the Reverie
 * Baseless Predictions 2015
 * One Year Anniversary
 * One Piece Character Development Awards, the Return

Quotes
Pirates are evil? The Marines are righteous? These terms have always changed throughout the course of history! Kids who have never seen peace and kids who have never seen war have different values! Those who stand at the top determine what's wrong and what's right! This very place is neutral ground! Justice will prevail, you say? But of course it will! Whoever wins this war becomes justice! When do you think people die? When they are shot through the heart by the bullet of a pistol? No. When they are ravaged by an incurable disease? No. When they drink a soup made from a poisonous mushroom!? No! It’s when…they are forgotten. Admiral Maynard, feel the pain of Sabo and Issho's victory. Plan E: Leap into the sky and cut this fucker in half! Senor Pink: Don't go after him about it, Factory Boss...it's your fault for being so affected by it. How else would you plug up the flapping mouth of some dame who won't stop butting into a matter between two grown men?

Franky: Just from getting kissed once or twices, you're all worked up like that...? You're still a naive little mama's girl who doesn't know anything of love or romance!

Pink: It's nothing more than puppy love.

Both: And we're nothing more than heartbreakers.

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Stats
My utterly laughable stats

My Devil Fruits
Devil Fruits I created for fun

Paramecia

 * Hako Hako no Mi (Box-Box Fruit) - Allows the user to turn anything they touch into a 1" x 1" box, no matter how large the original object was. Larger objects will take longer to transform, however.
 * Yume Yume no Mi (Dream-Dream Fruit) - Allows the user to send anyone they touch into their own personal dream world. They can also monitor and manipulate the dreams of people within a set distance. People can break out of their dream worlds if they have enough will, however.
 * Tenki Tenki no Mi (Weather-Weather Fruit) - Allows the user to control all weather in the immediate vicinity. However, the necessary atmospheric supplies must exist in order to create the desired weather event.

Logia

 * Chi Chi no Mi (Blood-Blood Fruit) - Allows the user to become and control blood. They can also control the blood in their own and in other people's bodies, thus doing things like stopping or increasing their blood flow, rupturing bloodlines, and stuff like that, however it takes massive concentration and it can only be done in a small radius.
 * Kaze Kaze no Mi (Wind-Wind Fruit) - Allows the user to become the element of wind, and gives them the ability to control the winds.