User blog comment:Satchi-kun02/What I learned from One Piece/@comment-4754162-20120627045738

YOHOHOHO!!! My version of it:

Luffy : Always be the main protagonist, not only you earn godmode (cannot die), you can get away from almost anything at all (being a selfish, going up against impossible-to-defeat opponents, pick your nose at the most inappropriate timing, etc) and you get to meet the awesome peoples in your story (legends like Ray-sensei and WB, people with awesome powers like Marco the Phoenix, even kick the shit out of legendary opponents like Shiki)

Zoro : Badass-ness gets you everywhere and anywhere!!!

Nami : Being greedy and calculative will do ya good (also try to get one of those ever growing pair of bosoms - and when you do, wear as little cloth over your upper body as possible)

Sanji : An affection too strong towards girls, not only does it NOT help, but it is counter productive! Oh, that and everyone loves a good cook (wish I had a bit of talent in it)!!!

Usopp : Be scared, be very scared, and you will live to see another day... (Or when the opportunity presents itself, snipe the god-damned SOB that you oh-so-hated and then run away as if your life depends on it!!!)

Chopper : Being all cute and cuddly shrouds you from the eyes of the law enforcers and government!

Franky : Always, I repeat, ALWAYS cover your backside!!!

Robin : You can tamper with some other's private parts and still live without being held responsible for life over it!

Brook : Even after getting old at 80 years of age, don't ever lose that perverted personality of yours, it keeps the old heart pumping... but he (Brook) ain't have no heart to be pumping! YOHOHOHOHOOOO!!! SKULL JOKU!!!