User:The Koromo

Dexter shuffled about Miami Metro Police Station, he needed a human test subject for experimentation but he was not sure how he would get one, he had to be careful, these experiments would yield results, however they would also yield a dead cop.

He sighed, his options were limited, he could pick up Doakes and then incinerate his body or else he could maybe pick up a child in the playground, they'd probably think that some stupid pedophile did it.

Just then Debra, the whore, skipped into the police station "Hey Dex! What the fuck are you fucking doing? Making steak with hot sauce" she squealed, like a retarded gibbon giving birth to a train.

"No, Deb, I'm not making steak and hot sauce, stop asking for it" Dexter told his whorish cunt of a sister, "You are so hungry, there has never been a person as hungry as you, your hungry is 8999"

"Oh Dexter, why the fuck are you so psychopathic" Debra screamed, shitting her pants and running out of the police station and into the street.