SBS Volume 59


 * D (Dokusha means Reader)
 * O (Oda)

Chapter 575, Page 40


'''D: Hello Oda Sensei. you can borrow One Piece at libraries you know--. Even if it's not in the nearest library, you can use the internet to search for it in your area and borrow it--. Even if there isn't One Piece in the area, you can actually request it by saying "I want One Piece". Now even little kids can read it for free. OK, starting SBS--. P.N. Honokani'''

O: Gasp!! Hey it started all easily!! That startled me-!! I heard. Yet still, there's manga in libraries?! ohhh.. That's I don't know, first time I heard this stuff. Manga in libraries?! Well uh, I guess this is a chance for little ones without money. To the nearest library, Let's go--! Speaking of free, check out the ONE PIECE WEB while you're at it.

'''D: Odatz!! (so old...) Stay there. put down your porn books too! Ah- about the incident of ol' Garp's disappearing scar, the (bored) me has counted up to volume 58 and... 25 TIMES!! (BAM!) is the exact number. even though he doesn't appear often... sometimes it disappears dynamically. Humans make mistakes, huh? Well I see you don't have the will to apologize, so I'll take these ♥books♥ as a punishment. P.N. Shimeji SP'''

O: AND TO BE EXACT... if an enemy he hates is around... his scar tingles.. and floats up. I guess? If normally there is no scar, and just at times like that, it tingles and comes up... WHAT WOULD YOU DO?! >:( In other words, maybe the scarless Garp is his true form right? (although nowhere does it say that in the truth). Anyway, you shall give those books back, you. GIVEBACK! I'll be carefull from now on so GIVEBACK!!

Chapter 578, Page 96


D: WHO YA CALLIN' FOUREYED by coveredinfire

O: Okay, as if nothing happened, to the next postcard we go.

'''D: Hello Oda Sensei~! Out of the blue but can you write what is inside luffy's head? oh and your head too--. my friend's head is half pervert and half games. P.N. SO ODA SENSEI'S HEAD IS FULL OF PORN AFTER ALL?!'''

O: What, you mean like those inner brain things on the internet? Like that? Then I'll scope everyone else's brain as well.



Luffy: meat meat meat meat king

Zoro: sword sword strength strength strength

Nami: money money money money beauty

Usopp: warrior lies lies run run

Sanji: women food food nami robin

Chopper: doctor medicine sweet trust beast

Robin: learn learn history old secret

Franky: weird weird weird weird iron

Brook: panties panties laugh tea tea

Oda: world peace

And so the word "friendship" is in everyone's soul deep down.

'''D: About the Whitebeard Pirates, if there are pirates from the "Whitebeard ally groups", is there a possibility of one of them becoming a commander of the real Whitebeard Pirates itself? Or are the commanders all from the real Whitebeard Pirates from the beginning? P.N. amanuts'''

O: Ok, I'll explain a little about the Whitebeard Pirates. First, captain Whitebeard and the 16 commanders. All 16 commanders, despite numbers and ages have the same rank. All the same. Whitebeard Pirates are just split in 16 groups and the division number does not indicate strength. The 43 ally pirate ships are not any part of the Whitebeard Pirates and are usually all just scattered everywhere living their own little lives. Yet they are loyal to Whitebeard, and help him in desperate times. They are like that. In Ace's case, the Spade Pirates were destroyed, and all the members joined the Whitebeard Pirates, so he was able to become a commander.

Chapter 579, Page 114


'''D: Ciao!! About the cover of volume 58, thanks to your words, I am now known as "the human eater rabbit year" "anaconda in one bite devil capricorn"... how are you gonna pay for this--?? (angry) P.N. herbivore rabbit'''

O: Oh dear. I see, so in other words, it's a "since you were born as a rabbit year capricorn, your reputation was made up by some guy you don't even know" kinda thing, huh? And yet, you don't like the one i thought of. Well since there's no choice, I shall come up with a reputation for your year and horoscope with full responsibility. I hope you like it. "Capricorn thinking of dirty things at a factory observation".

D: Hello. (' V ')_I'm a Bob Dylan fan of 18 years. I think it was chapter 572, but that title.... It's that famous song's title by Bob Dylan! When I saw this, I really was surprised. Odacchi, do you also like Bob Dylan??-- Anyhow, the title matches the story, so I am happy with it!! (laugh) P.N. Bob Dylan always cheers me up.

O: Yess. That is right. I did something only fans would notice. Bob Dylan is a super star of America, and though i don't really know about him much, I knew this title so I kinda just borrowed it. In the Jump magazine, it was all in English, but as I thought, readers would be confused by this. I put a translation below in the actual volume.

Chapter 580, Page 130


O: M.K.K. corner! (Matomete Kakatte Koi; Come all at once) Yes yes, it has started~!! jeez--, You all. How many times do you want to mess with the characters' birthdays!! And there has to be a good reason or I won't approve these things too easily. Come at me!!

D: '''About Law's birthday, how is 10 (trafalgar) 6 (law) for 10/6? P.N. hamchi-'''

O: Sure.

'''D: Please, for my favorite one piece character, Blackbeard Marshall D. Teach, for the yami yami fruit, can his birthday be 8(ya)/3(mi)? I wanted to make it myself but how is it?'''

O: Sure.

'''D: Sensei, listen! some time ago, a newbie in our workplace said he doesn't know Marco's birthday! (Madness) 10/5 (1st division commander 05 (maru co)) is just too easy to remember too! Right, sensei? By Whitebeard nurse type karte type marnyamu <3'''

O: Uh.. yeah, I thought so. Yes... It's right.

D: Crocodile's birthday should be 9/5 for 9(cu)ro 5(co)dile, don't you think!! When you make birthdays, you're always so gloomy, so answer after getting Emporio Ivankov's tension hormones. From ultimate

O: HEEHAW!! THATS GOOD!! HEEHAW!!

'''D: All of the sudden, but I think Iva chan's birthday should be 1(hee)/8(haw). Is it ok?'''

O: ALRIGHTY!! HEEHAW!!!

D: About the Marine admirals, along with their real models, can their birthdays be:

Aokiji...9/21 (Mr. Yusaku Matsuda)

Kizaru...11/23 (Mr. Kunie Tanaka)

Akainu...8/16 (Mr. Bunta Sugawara)

'''how's that? P.M. Nishimura's friend'''

O:WHATEVER Y'ALL SAY!!!! HEE HAW!!!!

Chapter 582, Page 168


'''D: I really want one of those Nami Huggable Pillows, so I'm thinking of buying one soon, and I wanted to ask you how to use it so I sent you a letter. by Nobuo'''

O: Ah, I see--. HOW WOULD I KNOW?! I heard those things are out there--. I never saw it before so I'm not sure, but since it's a huggable pillow, shouldn't you just put it in between your legs and sleep? Everyone, you all seem to think i have control over all the ONE PIECE items, but the one who does this stuff is the media staff guy named Oonishi, and I just sit there and look at the product introduction pages and think "Ohh so that's whats out there" or something like that. I don't care as long as customers like the products. I do look forward to the portrait of pirates (P.O.P.) series all the time though. But they're expensive. Seriously.

'''D: A serious question. How many tones are used in ONE PIECE? Is it possibly one?? Does shonen manga use only a few tones in general? Oh, and are you able to do that "bokashi" thing you do by scraping the tone? Please reply straightforwardly! P.N. manga lover M.S'''

O: Hey, that's rude to say I use only one tone! I use three, sheesh! I use the famous tone called I-C SCREEN. The light one, dark one, and the one called "sandy". For people who don't know, "screen tone" is this clear sticker you put on manga. If you go to stores, they have hundreds of them, but I use only three. I haven't done the "bokashi" thing for years but I used to in my assistant years. Now, my assistants do it for me.

Chapter 583, Page 186


'''D: Odacchi! I noticed an amazing thing!!! It is that if you show the Straw Hat Devil Fruit users in numbers, it will be the numbers from 1~10!!'''

Luffy→Gomu Gomu (5.6.5.6.), Chopper→Hito Hito (1.10.1.10), Robin→Hana Hana (8.7.8.7.), Brook→Yomi Yomi (4.3.4.3.)

'''(1.3.4.5.6.7.8.10), but there is no (2.9), so is the one who ate the Nikyu Nikyu (2.9.2.9.) no Mi, Bartholomew Kuma, gonna be a Straw Hat next? Please tell me!!! P.N. SHANKUS.LOVE'''

O: WHAAAAAT?! (shock) Gosh that surprised me! Why was I surprised?! NO COMMENTTTTTTT!!!!!!!! NEXT!!

'''D: Don't mind my letter and go on to the next one. P.N.Smart'''

O:....Uh... Ok. Uhm.. Alright. If you say s... WHY DID YOU EVEN SEND ONE!! (that was childish)

'''D: Some time earlier in the news, it said that they put hormones in a male eel and was able to make it female, but could it be that, Iwa participated in the experiment too?! Was it "Emporio Female Hormones"?! P.N. Newkama'''

O: Yeah, it has to be that. Now that's what I call "Emporio Female Hormones". In future science, they will eventually find a way to make eels high in tension!! Hee-Haw!! I want to eat that eel!!

--Ok, SBS ends here, but due to the dates, we will take a break in the voice actor SBS, sorry. That takes lots of time, you know. We will do it in the next volume for sure, so next is~

Robin (Yuriko Yamaguchi) and Franky (Kazuki Yao), so please send funny questions for them too, thanks. In the next volume!!

Credits

 * Raw Credits go to Eiichiro Oda, Fans, and Jump Comics.
 * Translation credits go to User:JapaneseOPfan. Translation is property of One Piece Wikia.