User blog:Neowitch/661 - Trust me! I'm a doctor.

WHY, DOMINO?! Why must you wear your uniform like a slut? Oh, I lost hope in humanity! But I do feel happy for Hannyabal in a way. Still kinda worried about Impel Down's security... >_>

Not exactly a My Heart Will Go On moment but Team Luffy's little boat got sunk by the centaurs. Talk about killing 4 birds with one bazooka... But wait! Isn't that the guy who messed with Hawkins? How did he get messed up by Law? And more importantly: Is that a mellorine centaur I spy?

Aham... Our heroes are about to either get eaten by sharks or get their effing heads blown away. But never fear! One-man-ninja-army-Brook is here! Damn you, Brook! Why U so needlessly epic? And what's that with not introducing yourself but telling them your entire life story? Cheesus D. Christ!

It may be just my impression but Oda can't seem to come up with original scenes concerning Brook. He either cracks bad jokes or ninjas his way through hordes of thugs while declaring his boner, aham, dedication for Luffy. (that pun never gets old...) I wonder whether he will ask the centaur girl for her panties...

Random Robin: Yeah, yeah, can we please kill those bitches for their coats and then move on? I'm cold.

Neo: Sure. Go ahead! Moving right along...

Meanwhile, at Doctor Law's health resort Sanji finally got into Nami's pants. No, not like that! Oda decided to resort to one of the most cliched plot devices of all times: the Freaky Friday Flip. And Sanji being in Nami's body is so wrong yet so hilarious. The only thing that tops it is Nami in Franky's body. The question of all questions is now: Will she dare to light his nipples?

So what else do we have? Tashigi can use Haki. Well... yeah... cool... doesn't really blow my socks.

More interesting than that is that not only did Law's DF get a bitching context but it seems like he's working without the WG's knowing (duh). Makes you wonder why he needed to become a Shichibukai in the first place. Certainly not for the cookies.