User blog:Kaido King of the Beasts/Chapter 922: Dunking on a Drunk Dragon

Aren't I amazing?

No, I'm totally not drunk. Everything I do is completely intentional, and is perfectly designed and executed to obliterate my enemies. I just one-shotted some of my pesky enemies in a single page. Big Mom never did that, the weakling. I can't wait until I vaporize that old hag too.

Though it really is a shame, I was hoping there might be a challenge that could kill me. That blow to the head certainly hurt, but if that's the best whoever's got then he'll probably be dead in half a chapter. A real shame. Whitebeard got to meet death, Vergo and Monet too, so why not me? Alas, I fear the Wano arc will soon be over, but such is the life of me, Kaido of the Beasts. At least it was flashy.

How was my attack? Most excellent, governor-general Kaido-sama Hey now, you're an all star, get your game on, go play A sure disaster for the other side Will surely make the headlines of the new world A great gift A pleasure to read

* burps* wheres my liquor at, haven't had any in a while