User:Leather Candy

Several million years ago, when dinosaurs roamed the earth and the telephone was the most advanced piece of technology, I came into being. Like most other "cavemen", I enjoyed spending time with my family and friends, hunting, running, bowling, and blasting screamo music loud enough for any existing extraterrestrials to hear for a millisecond before going deaf. My first and most memorable friend was a potato named Henry Smith. Today we live on opposite ends of Earth, but we keep in touch with each other via Facebook and Twitter.