User blog comment:Ryuzakiforever/A Notice From Kalifa/@comment-3181121-20120209115254

Showing of pornography - CHECK

Requesting users to take shirtless photos - CHECK Insisting Ryu-Chan should masturbate - CHECK

Suggestive comments made to users - CHECK

Having a counter-productive avatar - CHECK

Having a username containing a number higher than 6. - CHECK

Talking to a female user - CHECK

Making a comic featuring a female user - CHECK

Making a meme mentioning a female user - CHECK

Charging someone of sexual harassment - CHECK

Making a heart-shaped key or emoticon - CHECK

Being sexy - CHECK

Full awareness of being sexy - CHECK

Females looking at a male's body - CHECK

Lack of punctuation - CHECK

YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!!!