User blog comment:Jrotc193/Udon training program/@comment-94.214.238.93-20200701152423

Luffy = 500 Rocks Zoro = 450 Rocks Sanji = 440 Rocks Franky = 400 Rocks Nami = Get's Squished by a Rock Ben Beckman = Uses his Smartest in the East Blue Intelligence to outsmart the Rock Woop Slap = Over 9000 rocks (Secretly very powerful) Whitebeard = Kicks everyone's ass at the prison, including Queen's and Big Mom's even in Seastone cuffs, whilst making grandfatherly comments, then gets killed by Akainu and BB. Ace = 501 Rocks, Luffy has almost caught up. Sabo = Also 501 Rocks, because he's really just 'that other Ace Oda made up in the Charles Dickens clothes. The one with the sewer pipe' Jimbei = 445 Rocks, but he might have been holding back. Shanks = Seastone cuffs? I didn't eat no devil fruit, ha! Apoo = 500 Rocks, didn't think he could do that, huh? Checkerou! Kaido = He could lift a lot of rocks, but he was so drunk he tripped, then took a nap under the rock. Big Mom = Ate all the rocks, and the quarry, and Kaido.(Then exploded because she already had a devil fruit. Blackbeard = To lucky to stay caught. Somehow he only was briefly at the prison and got seven strong new crewmembers there. Maybe it was his plan all along! Kidd = Actually only 499 Rocks, he claimed one more, out of competetiveness. Had he been clever, he'd have claimed TWO more! But then Luffy'd have just claimed THREE more! Hancock = Makes everyone else lift rocks for her, then pretends those seastone cuffs just chafe her so! And then turns everyone else to rocks when some idiot takes them off. Fails to win Luffy's heart, and given she's 12 years older then him and kind of deranged, that is for the best. Im-Sama = Tells the Five Elders to lift the rocks for him. Buggy = Five Rocks, he's very proud of it. Weeble = 5000's Rocks, but took them all to the wrong location. Gedatsu = The rock carried him to the boat. Chopper = Hid behind the rock, did it wrong. Gaimon = Somehow smuggled 500 rocks in his chest. Mihawk = Doesn't have a devil fruit, slashed the entire prison in half with his fingernail after sharping it a little. Doflamingo = Released by Kaido, yelled at for losing to Luffy, made a Flying Six member at the expense of X.Drake, because someone figured out he was a spy. Queen = 666 Rocks, that's his FUNK! He was going to go for 69, but that was to low, because that's his FUNK! Jack = Embarassingly loses to the Rock. Senor Pink = The rock shattered in his presence, because he's so haaddo boiredu! Bartolomeo = Didn't get knocked the fuck out by Kaido, trolled him with his barrier. Caesar Clown = Lifted only one rock, complained about how it was a waste of his genius. Hawkins = Accepted starvation by refusing to lift rocks, because his horoscope said it was a bad idea to lift rocks this month. Brook = He can't lift any rocks... he hasn't got any muscles! YOHOHOHO!!! Enel = Commanded the rocks to go to the boat with his divine will, couldn't figure out why it did not work. Lucci = Lifted a rock and started bludgeoning beast pirates to death with it for the sake of fun. Then used his secret Cipher Pol training to dislocate his shoulder, twist his cuffs, break then and twist his shoulder back into place, then killed some more gifter mutants. Really enjoyed his stay in prison. Foxy = Tried to use a lever to cheat. But it just caused him to launch the rock into the air, after which it fell on him. Wapol = Tried to eat the rock, it didn't work with seastone cuffs. Ultimately no Big Mom.