User blog comment:Kaido King of the Beasts/The Devil Fruit Contest/@comment-99.243.47.188-20140712041630

Paramecia: Fart fart fruit, makes incredibly bad farts.

Zoan: person person fruit: model: Pirate king. Quite useful

Zoan: feces feces fruit. Almost as good as the fart fruit.

If oda uses any of these for real, I will laugh my ass off. But he won't. Much like most of these "theories", with the exception of a few, like ace not being luffys brother, or thunder soldier being Kyros. The only time I've seen a complete shot in the dark being right was Nobody guessing Bartolomeo was a luffa fanboy on this Wiki with NO basis.