User:Pacifista15/Random Stuff3

Don't copy my stuff, or else you die. Period. 20:34, November 9, 2012 (UTC)

Preparation
(In the Holy Land of Mariejois, Kong is sitting in his office reading a report.)

Kong (frowning): Dire news indeed.....what do you intend to do Dragon?

Aide (rushing in): Sir, all the Shichibukai have gathered.

(In a separate room, all of the Shichibukai are sitting around a long table, along with several Vice Admirals. Kong walks into the room, followed by his aide.)

Doflamingo: What's the matter bossman? The new Pirate King kicking up trouble?

Mihawk: I doubt Straw Hat would want anything to do with the World Government.

(Giant Megalodon fishman the size of Kuma): What makes you say that Mihawk? I never thought you knew Straw Hat that well.....

Doflamingo: Fufufu...I guess you don't know that Mihawk trained Straw Hat's first mate Itashi...

Itashi (the fishman): Pirate Hunter? Interesting...

Mihawk: Your knowledge never fails to surprise me Doflamingo.

Trafalgar Law: The fact that you are ever surprised surprises me Mihawk.

Buggy: Hey hey, we shouldn't fight. We're all friends, right?

Kong: Be quiet, all of you. This is serious.

Itashi: Does it have something to do with Straw Hat after all?

Kong: As you all know, Straw Hat recently discovered the One Piece last week. The world has been thrown into turmoil. But what is more troubling is how the Pirate King's father has reacted.

Vice Admiral Momonga: Dragon?

Doflamingo: Fufufu...well this is bound to be interesting....

Kong: Dragon has gathered his forces from around the world at Baltigo, in the New World. Our sources say that he is moving to attack Marineford. Once the Marines are swept aside, he can take Mariejois himself.

Hancock: When will he arrive?

Kong: In exactly three days. We have already called as many units from the Grand Line as we can muster.

Vice Admiral Strawberry: And what of the Yonko? I'm sure this will be an excellent chance for them to strike.

Kong: That is why all of our units are gathering at Marineford. Even with Blackbeard crushed, there are still three more Emperors to watch.

Law: I look forward to it....

Kong: This meeting is now adjourned. Prepare yourselves for war.

(Off the shore of the island where G-5 is at night, three ships full of pirates readies for battle.)

Captain: Today's the day! Today we capture G-5 and put and end to the Marines!

Crew: ROOOOOOOOAAAAAR!!

Captain: We shall do what no pirate has done before! We shall....huh?

(A thick carpet of white fog is rolling across the sea. It wraps around the ships and prevents them from seeing each other.)

Captain: What is this fog?

(Voice from above): It's smoke, actually.

(Everyone on the ship looks up to see a figure sitting on top of the mast with a long item in his hand.)

Captain: It can't be.....the White Hunter?

Crew Member: I thought he left G-5!

Smoker: Good thing I didn't leave for Marineford too early....

Captain: Shoot him down!!

(The pirates fire, but Smoker disappears in a puff of smoke. He then reappears behind the captain and knocks him out with one hit from his jutte.)

Smoker: A good warmup for Revolutionaries....

(Back at G-5, screams, loud cracks, and explosions are heard for a few minutes. Then everything goes quiet. A trail of smoke streaks from the cloud and lands at the shore, next to the waiting Vice-Admiral Tashigi.)

Tashigi: Smoker-san, there's a Den Den Mushi from Marineford...

Smoker: Tell Akainu I'm coming. Ready a warship and get Yarisugi and the troops onboard.

(The smoke on the water clears, revealing the wreckage of three pirate ships. An infobox for Smoker reads "Admiral Smoker: Commander of Marines in the New World.")

(A group of pirates is sailing across the in the seas of the New World. They have just captured another ship and are literally rolling in their plunder.)

Pirate: Gahahaha, look at this gold! I never would have guessed a single ship could be carrying this much!

Lookout: Uh....do you guys see that?

Pirate: See what?

Lookout: There's a guy running across the water....

Pirate (looks across the water): What is that...? Go grab the captain.

Pirate: Ready the cannons!

Lookout: Wait! He disappeared.

(There is a slight pause. Then the entire boat shakes and the right side explodes. Cannons and wood fly. The captain stumbles out onto the deck.)

Captain: What is going on h....gah...

Pirate: Captain!

(The captain's words are cut short by a huge war spear entering his chest. A massive figure stands upon the deck of the ruined ship, holding the captain's body aloft by a spear.)

Pirate: It can't be....

Pirate: What's a Marine Admiral doing here?

(Admiral): Soru.

(The admiral disappears. The pirates look around wildly, but then they simultaneously all fall, with blood exploding from wounds on their bodies. The admiral reappears with the ship's Den Den Mushi in hand at the back of the ship.)

(Admiral): Yeah, I'm coming...I had a few idiots to take care of first.

(At Marineford, Fleet Admiral Akainu hangs up the Den Den Mushi receiver and looks out the window of his office over the bay. It is set up the same as the previous Marineford, minus the execution platform. Warships are bringing in troops, and cannons are being loaded with cannonballs. Akainu turns around and sees Kizaru.)

Akainu: Kizaru, is Sentomaru ready with the new model Pacifistas?

Kizaru: Eh.....yeah.

Akainu: And have you contacted Tora?

Kizaru: Ah, no. Must have forgotten about that....

(Kizaru gets up to leave, and Akainu turns back to the window.)

Kizaru: By the way....I haven't received word from Garp-san or Sengoku-san.

(Akainu ignores him, and Kizaru walks out.)

Akainu: This time, I'm going to end this...Dragon!

The Battle Begins
(At Marineford three days later. It is a dark, cloudy day. Around the bay of Marineford, 80 Marine battleships sit ready for war. Around the cresent-shaped bay, hundreds of cannons are lined up. On top of the wall before the plaza, the seven Shichibukai are lined up. Behind them is a garrison of Marines numbering 5 million, with the Marine Giant Squad standing in behind them. Raised above the entire battlefield are four chairs for the admirals and Akainu.)

Kizaru: This brings back some memories, eh, Sakazuki?

Sakazuki:....

Smoker: It's certainly been a while since we've had a war like this one.

(Third Admiral): But we will be victorious in this one as well.

Smoker: I wouldn't be so sure, Chronos. Dragon will not be an easy one to topple....

Chronos: Just because you let his son become Pirate King....

Smoker: I didn't see you rushing to stop him.

(A bolt of lightning and a crack of thunder cuts through their argument and blinds the Marines temporarily. When they regain their eyesight, a massive fleet of ships is sitting just outside Marineford in front of the Marine warships. Behind these ships are several truly humongous ships shadowed by fog. A light rain begins to fall before quickly intensifying into a downpour.)

Law: Where's Dragon....?

(As if on cue, a huge gust of wind sweeps through Marineford. A tornado builds right in the center of the bay, growing larger obscuring everything inside. Within the tornado, a shadow of a giant pair of wings can be seen. Suddenly, the tornado bursts, sending another gust of wind radiating outward. When the Marines look up again, three huge ships are sitting in the bay. One of them has a figurehead of a dragon.)

Akainu: Damn him, dropping right in like that.

Smoker: Show off.

(On the main ship, Monkey D. Dragon walks out onto the head of the dragon figurehead. He is wearing black armguards, boots, and black pants tucked into his boots. He is wearing a dark green vest similar to Kid's and a dark cloak over all of it.)

Marine: It's him, the Revolutionary Dragon!

Marine: I always thought he was just a myth.....

Marine: He doesn't look that strong...

Dragon (spreading his arms): Marines, and the world! The time has come to rid the world of your corruption! (He points at the admirals.) Akainu! Surrender now and end this bloodshed before it begins!

Akainu: Does he really expect me to just roll over....? (He stands.) This is my answer, Dragon! Ryusei Kazan!

(Akainu's right fist becomes enveloped in lava. He throws his arm forward, sending a rain of red-hot fists down upon the Revolutionaries. Dragon simply grins, and waves his left hand. With a hissing sound, the magma fists are extinguished, but still crash down upon the ships.)

Dragon: So this is what you have chosen...commence the attack!

Akainu: Open fire!

(Cannons on both sides let loose. Explosions tear across the battlefield, and the Revolutionary ships begin to move forward. Dragon points two fingers toward Marineford, and a lightning bolt shoots out of the sky, circles his hand, then shoots off towards the direction he pointed. There is a flash of light, and Kizaru appears to kick the lightning bolt into the clouds.)

Itashi: Let's see what you can do, Dragon....

(Itashi lets out a loud roar, and suddenly five huge Megalodon sharks burst from the water and jump at Dragon. Dragon grins, and five people shoot from behind him. The five aquatic monstrosities fall back into the water, all dead.)

Itashi: What the hell?

Chronos: So the commanders have come out to play....

(Infoboxes for the commanders read:

Revolutionary 5th Division Commander: Emporio Ivankov

Revolutionary 4th Division Commander: Jakus (A 10-ft tall man with a variety of weapons hanging from his figure)

Revolutionary 3rd Division Commander: Rhond (A normal-sized man wearing a black shirt with rolled-up sleeves. He has tattoos on his arms, sharpened teeth, and a hungry expression.)

Revolutionary 2nd Division Commander: Wake (A normal-sized man in red leather armor with black hair and a double-edged sword about 3 feet long.)

Revolutionary 1st Division Commander: Yamamoto (An admiral-sized, dark-skinned man with no shirt, tan pants, and tribal tattoos.))

Dragon: Hold on a second. Fire the S.A.D. bombs first.

(On Dragon's ship, three cannon bursts send three bombs hurtling towards the Marine forces.)

Smoker (sitting up): Hey, those are....

Akainu: Kizaru, shoot them down!!

Smoker: NO!!

(Kizaru fires three lasers in rapid succession, causing the bombs to explode in midair. Smoker curses, leaving his chair in a puff of smoke.)

Smoker: That son of a bitch, how did he get his hands on those....

Doflamingo: Hey, what is this? I thought I killed Caesar....

Dragon: Shouldn't leave your old scientists lying around, Akainu....

(Smoker lands in the center of the plaza and throws his hand up. A huge burst of smoke shoots into the sky, meets the gas cloud, and spreads into a wide ceiling of smoke blocking off the gas. Smoker then clenches his fist, and the gas and smoke combine and dissipate into the clouds.)

Dragon: So he isn't without some skill, eh? Well then, let's go with Plan B!

Marine: Look at Dragon!

Chronos: Does he plan to charge right in?

(With a roar, Dragon transforms. Wings spread from his back, and he rises up into the sky, growing to the size of a giant. Clawed feet grasp the bows of two of the ships, and a scaly tail wraps around the third. With a beat of his wings, Dragon lifts into the air.)

Smoker: Not on my watch, White Blow!

(Smoker transforms his arm into a cloud of smoke and shoots it towards Dragon, like Akainu's Great Eruption. Dragon rears his head back and unleashes a massive burst of flame that cancels the attack out. He then plows through the smoke and flame and heads towards the wall with his ships.)

Akainu: Shichibukai! Stop them!

(Mihawk moves to slash down one of the ships, but his attack is blocked by a battleaxe wielded by Jakus. Kuma removes his glove, but before he can act, Ivankov blasts him backward with a Death Wink. Itashi rears his fist back, but Yamamoto appears and punches him hard in the gut, sending him flying as well. Doflamingo and Law do nothing but watch as the ships fly towards them.)

Hancock: Slave Arrow.

(One of the ships is struck by her arrows and turns to stone. Dragons releases the ships, letting them crash into the wall. The one that was stone is pulverized, but still manages to crash through. The ships come to a rest in the plaza, right in front of the bulk of the Marines. Dragon reverts back to his human form and lands in front of the ships as Revolutionaries stream from the deck. Dragon raises his fist.)

Dragon: Go! Fight for justice! Destroy this corrupt government!

The Middle Phase
(Outside the bay, the Revolutionary and the Marine battleships have entered into battle. Commodore Yarisugi, who is commanding one of the ships, looks up to see one of the huge warships drifting closer.)

Yarisugi: That ship is way too big! Concentrate fire on it! Concentrate too much fire!

To be continued....

Random Action Scenes
Buggy: Argh....damn, that Dragon, doing that with his ships.....

Revolutionaries: Hey! It's one of the Shichibukai!

Buggy: Hey, no wait...

Revolutionaries: Fire!

(Bullets fly, hitting Buggy many times. When the Revolutionaries stop firing, there are many round holes in Buggy's body, including several large ones from cannonballs. There is a large chunk taken from the bottom of Buggy's face and neck.)

Revolutionaries: Well, that was eas....

Buggy: Now that was uncalled for.

Revolutionaries: What....what is that!

(Buggy's mouth, a section of his body that is in a perfect circle, rises into the air and fits back into place. Similarly, round pieces of his body float off the ground and fill the holes that were left by the bullets.)

Revolutionaries: He....he let the bullets go through him!

Buggy: Now, let's see how you like it. Bara Bara Finger Bullet!

(The very tip of Buggy's finger shoots off and hits a Revolutionary, dropping him instantly. Buggy raises both hands and points all ten of his fingers towards the Marines.)

Buggy: Bara Bara Gatling!!

(The tips of the fingers shoot off, quickly followed by the next section of his finger, then the next. The Revolutionaries fall like flies before his attack. When the last one has fallen, Buggy's hands reform and he walks away.)

Buggy: Hey, I'm not that weak, ya know....

Caribou: Look at all these Marines to kill!! Oh I just loooove the stench of blood!!

Marines: It's Wet-Haired Caribou, the rookie with a bounty of 210,000,000!! Get him!!

Caribou: Kekeke....I don't think so!!

(Caribou places his hand on the ground, and a huge swamp forms. The Marines are sucked in, weapons and all.)

Caribou: Ah....that tasted soooo good...

Tashigi: Hey! Cut that out!

(Tashigi attacks, slashing at Caribou, but he disappears into his swamp and reappears behind Tashigi with his hand over her mouth.)

Caribou: Don't disappear now!! Kekekekeke!!

(Tashigi jabs her sword backward, forcing Caribou to back off.)

Tashigi: Geppo!

(Tashigi runs towards Caribou and preps her strike. However, Caribou produces one of the Marines and uses his as a meat shield to block Tashigi's strike.)

Caribou: Hey now, don't be attacking your own soldiers!

Tashigi: You scum!!

(Caribou raises his hand towards the sky, and a shower of swords explode outward and fall toward Tashigi like a bladed rain.)

Tashigi: Too many....

(Caribou appears in front of her with a scythe in hand.)

Caribou: Kekekeke...fresh blood!!

(Caribou swings, but a booted foot steps on his scythe.)

Smoker: White Out!

(Smoker's coat, which had been smoke, expands into a cloud that envelops the swords and obscures them from view. Smoker, standing on Caribou's scythe, rams his jutte into Caribou's gut, pinning him to the ground in his own swamp.)

Caribou: Guh....seastone?!?

(The swords in Smoker's smoke then appear above Caribou's body and drive into him all at once. Caribou screams while Smoker holds him down with his jutte. Tashigi stands by helpless. Once the blades have all descended, Smoker steps away.)

Smoker: Remorse has no place on this battlefield. Here, there are no morals, no justice, no mercy. There is only survival.

(Smoke billows from the area where the ships crashed through the wall. The Marines form a line and aim their weapons into the smoke. Suddenly, two figures streak from the inside of the smoke and head towards the Marines.)

Marines: Fire!

(Bullets fly, but the figures dodge them all. One of the left reaches over his shoulder with his left hand and pulls a claymore from his back. With his right hand, he tugs a rapier from a sheath on the back of his belt. He charges into the Marines, blood flying everywhere as he hacks them to pieces with his rapier. The figure skewers Marine after Marine on his claymore, and deposits them on a growing pile of bodies.)

Momonga: Get away! He is too strong for you!

(The figure drops a body on top of the pile he is standing on. He looks down at the Vice Admiral, who is joined by Vice Admiral Onigumo and Vice Admiral Stainless.)

Figure: Well, looks like some of the big players have come out to play...

Infobox: Revolutionary Fourth Division Commander: "One-Man Army" Jakus.

(Elsewhere on the battlefield, Marines are firing at a huge figure in their midst. The figure disappears in a flash and appears behind the Marines. All at once, the Marines' bodies explode with wounds, and they drop to the ground. The monstrous figure turns to survey his work and grins.)

''Infobox: Revolutionary Third Division Commander: "Marine Hunter" Rhond. User of the Dino Dino no Mi, Model: Velociraptor.''