User blog comment:Staw-p/Luffy should have a weapon./@comment-34981281-20111230031454

Luffy's quote from Arlong Park comes to mind.

"OWWWWWWWW!!!" - Monkey D. Luffy.

No, wait. Not that one.

"I can't use swords, you bastard! I don't know how to navigate a ship! And I can't cook! Or lie! And I'm pretty sure I can't live without being helped!" - Monkey D. Luffy