User blog:JapaneseOPfan/CCC: Mugiwara BTS

Uhhh, so I suddenly had the urge to write a comedy(?) blog, so I've decided to throw myself into CCC as a non-competitive participant. Yeah, I just made that up. Whatever.

These will be shitty short stories in 4-koma style.

Title: Ouch.

Panel 1 :

* Usopp roams around deck on Sunny*

* Random Straw Hats in the background*

Panel 2 :


 * Nami (as he walks by and notices her): Hey Usopp, got any band-aids on you?

Panel 3 :


 * Usopp (takes out a few): Sure, why?

Panel 4 :


 * Nami (casually holds up her high-heeled sandals): Just got a few blisters.

* Her feet are covered in gorey blisters and blood where the sandals have been.*


 * Usopp (with a horrified expression): HIEEEEEEH!

Title: Musicians would understand...

Panel 1 :

* Luffy, Chopper, Usopp and Brook hang out on Sunny*

Panel 2 :


 * Usopp: Hey Brook, I've always wondered, what's your last name?

Panel 3 :


 * Brook: Concerto. Bruch Concerto.


 * Rest: Oh, ok.

Panel 4 : (From the same angle as Panel 3)


 * Luffy, Chopper and Usopp go back to happily discussing whatever they were discussing before*


 * Brook (Laughs at his own shitty joke): Yoho!

 Title: Cockblocker 

Panel 1 :

* Sanji is sweet-talking a random lady he met at a random location*


 * Narrator: In general, Sanji posseses several qualities to be considered a desireable man.


 * Sanji (as they intently gaze into each other's eyes): You are beautiful, madamoiselle.


 * Lady: Oh my <3

Panel 2 : (From the lady's point of view)

* Panel zooms in on Sanji's eyebrow*

Panel 3 :


 * Lady (The swirl in his eyebrow makes her feel dizzy, then nauseous): Aah...

Panel 4 :


 * Narrator: In general.


 * Lady (running away from Sanji): I'm sorry... I can't....!


 * Sanji (Reaching after her): Ehhhhhh!!?

[mini panel within Panel 4 (containing just Sanji's face):


 * Sanji (with a frustrated look): Why does this always happen to me?]