User blog comment:Neowitch/Worst Story Arc/@comment-972068-20120611200831

While chasing a sumo-wrestling toad, the Straw Hat Pirates almost destroyed their ship by nearly getting hit by a train in the middle of the ocean. After nearly managing to row themselves out of the railway lines, the Straw Hat Pirates got directions from a drunk old man-lady accompanied by her creepy granddaughter and her equally creepy pet rabbit. This led them to the fountain city of Water 7 where they can exchange the gold they stole from Heaven a few episodes earlier. After docking the ship, the crew split up to explore various parts of the town. Leaving Zoro, their naturally green haired first-mate who fights with a sword in his mouth all alone to guard their precious ship. Sanji, the one-eyed kickboxing chef, picked up supplies while Nico Robin, the hot emo archeologist went shopping through Linkin Park cities with Chopper, the shape-shifting reindeer who wears a pink top hat and is also a doctor. While lastly, Nami, the crew's drunk Irish navigator and Jewssopp, the cowardly Jewish inventor, rented some giant sea horse taxis so they can go to the bank with their captain who is made out of rubber because he ate a magic fruit. This is fucking bullshit.