User:The Koromo

Dexter shuffled about Miami Metro Police Station, he needed a criminal case subject so he could kill someone but there hadn't been many murders lately, he had to be careful, his methods would yield results, however they could also get him caught.

He sighed, his options were limited right now, he could go out of state for a few days and find some killer in like Georgia and then incinerate his body or else he could maybe pick up a killer from prison, they'd probably think that some stupid mafia boss bailed the fucker out.

Just then Debra, the whore, skipped into the police station "Hey Dex! What the fuck are you fucking doing? Making steak with hot sauce" she squealed, like a retarded gibbon giving birth to a train.

"No, Deb, I'm not making steak and hot sauce, stop asking for it" Dexter told his whorish cunt of a sister, "You are so hungry, there has never been a person as hungry as you, your hungry is 8999"

"Oh Dexter, why the fuck are you so psychopathic" Debra screamed, shitting her pants and running out of the police station and into the street.