User:Kaido King of the Beasts

Hey, this is the Shitty Restaurant... would you like to make a reservation? For the real king of the beasts, see this guy.

My name is Kaido, and I am the wiki's #2 loser, second only to everyone else. All I do here is write blogs that are sometimes serious but often devolve into trolling. You can check out all my blogs below.

So yeah, I blog. And make occasional article edits when a new chapter comes out. But I have more user page edits than article edits.

Also I'm basically the only user who remembers to update the manga chapter on the front page.

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Blog Purgatory
Where I brainstorm upcoming blogs!


 * Time Share Devil Fruits
 * Girl Scout Cookies
 * Cipher Pol 0
 * My Version of the Reverie
 * Baseless Predictions 2015
 * One Year Anniversary
 * One Piece Character Development Awards, the Return

Quotes
Pirates are evil? The Marines are righteous? These terms have always changed throughout the course of history! Kids who have never seen peace and kids who have never seen war have different values! Those who stand at the top determine what's wrong and what's right! This very place is neutral ground! Justice will prevail, you say? But of course it will! Whoever wins this war becomes justice! When do you think people die? When they are shot through the heart by the bullet of a pistol? No. When they are ravaged by an incurable disease? No. When they drink a soup made from a poisonous mushroom!? No! It’s when…they are forgotten. Admiral Maynard, feel the pain of Sabo and Issho's victory. And go lick the asshole of every last citizen of this poor country Plan E: Leap into the sky and cut this fucker in half! Senor Pink: Don't go after him about it, Factory Boss...it's your fault for being so affected by it. How else would you plug up the flapping mouth of some dame who won't stop butting into a matter between two grown men?

Franky: Just from getting kissed once or twices, you're all worked up like that...? You're still a naive little mama's girl who doesn't know anything of love or romance!

Pink: It's nothing more than puppy love.

Both: And we're nothing more than heartbreakers.

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600 cancerigenous JPG!!!!!!!!!

Greeks are like Spanish idiots: when you think they aren't anymore, there's more

Stats
My utterly laughable stats