User blog:Grievous67/Chapter 795 - WTF????????

My reaction to this chapter:

Ah nice Fujitora... Oh yeah Dressrosa Palace:

SAWWAWRWAT SANJIIIII??????? *Has a hard time breathing*

OMFG NAMI CHOPEPR BROOK MOMOCEASR OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH

AUIGFASHJKFGJBZCNSMXZFBSADJHFGAS WAFIDSJAG WTF IS GOING ON?

WAIT THAT SHAPE WAHT IS IT???? OMG IT CAN'T BE HIM IT CAN'T BE

That man's name was... OH SHIT IT'S GONNA BE A KAIDO REVEAL

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *Starts hitting his head against the wall* No literally that's what I have done.

Okay now that I've calmed down... That chapter cover was pretty cut... KAIDO! EHM I mean that chapter cover was pretty cute...

I love the way Fujitora acts by simply deciding Luffy's fate as pirate king with a dice roll. If we had gotten a 2 that would have been the end of One Piece...

Anyways I really love the castle archiKAIDO EHM! The caste architecture is always really nice, reminding of a classical spanish gothic cathedral. We can see Baby 5 happily sleeping on Sai's lap and Hakuba going full exorcist in his chains. And so Rebecca has to be queen now? Kyros won't be the king?

And suddenly Oda says BAM! HERE YOU GO EVERYTHING IS WIERD NOW! Well I'm sure nobody predicted exactly this to happen... I'm so glad to see them again and I love they changed clothes to make it feel like it's been a long time. I feel pissed though becKAIDO EHM! because I feel like I've skipped 20 chapters and that's a feeling I hate, but I hope we get a detailed flashback that puts everything to place.

What is that place? It looks like an edible island, almost a bit like boyin islands. And we get this sheep guys... are they even actually related to Kaido? Where does it say that? I mean yeah the flag has horns but that's a bit vague isn't it? Also that woman looks a lot like Kikyo.

That girl looks an awful lot like Mansherry but with Chopper's reindeer nose almost. Zoan? Or wierd creature?

And out of fucking nowhere... KA EHM we see Urouge literally chillingly talk to Kaido (possible alliance or was he the one that was "trying to attack them") which literally commits suicide from a sky island! That's suicide in style!

And he is immortal??? Like wtf??? That's very odd, HOW THE HELL ARE THEY GONNA BEAT HIM? Well I guess we'll see anyways, he does have scars after all. How does that explain his clothing not breaking? Oh yeah the clothing logic of One Piece, like in the Toge Toge no mi. As soon as I saw "his name was" I just knew it was him. For fun I recorded my voice and oh god it's painful to hear.

So DOOOONNN HERE COMES KAIDO! Now we know the yonko are absurdly powerful but for all we have known is that Whitebeard was originally the strongest. So it appears now Kaido is the strongest then! To speak of his appearance I was correct, even if people said I wasn't, when I said he appeared together in Law's moment of "I broke the gear" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vG8Q-VMvLZE because he was displayed between Big Mom, Shanks and Blackbeard. He has real actual horns and is at least as big as Moriah, HALF A FUCKING SERIES FOR HIS REVEAL JESUS CHRIST! Although I guess Big Mom needs even more for her full reveal. His tatoos remember me of Hody Jones' tatoos.

Imagine how funny would it have been if Kaido actually died and that was it... no Kaido arc.

At this point I have no idea whatsoever of what to expect for the next chapter. But if I have to wish for something is getting a long detail explanation of what actually happened because my brain needs it, I hate this feeling of having missed something, especially for a guy who knows the whole story, being that I'm watching it for the 10th time.

Anyways for music reccomendation I would say "Boa Hancock's beauty" for the Dressrosa bit, "Sanji to Usopp (oogoe to muda na tairyoku)" for the Guru Guru no Kaizokudan part and finally "Difficult" for Kaido's reveal or alternitavely "To the Grand Line - Part 2"

I love by the way how last chapter was a relaxing stroll while this is all kinds of holy shit.

Do you like Kaido's reveal? FANBOY SCREAM He looks amazing, just what I expected from Oda He looks very cool but I felt like something was missing... He looks good but that's about it. Disappointing, his looks doesn't look as good as I thought Horrible, I'm incredibly disappointed by how he looks, I expected something much better OMG THIS CHAPTER WAS FILLER