User blog comment:12th Supernova/Musings of the Bored/@comment-5389935-20130810141142

I have an idea for this:

the three complaints with the capital letters are showing people are hard and can't accept your offer,means - the shell of the crab.

The wiki enlivening the author's life - relates to the water,an enlivening source which the crab is almost always near.

calling the police - an analogy to the crab pinching those who give inlsulting remarks for the author.

rewriting the chapter summaries (very very slowly) - the small steps on the wiki,which is the beach, hence - the small legs of the crab.

the editing,which means keeping an eye on the articles - the eyes of the crab as he keeps an eye out for food.

what do you all think of that one?