User blog comment:12th Supernova/Musings of the Bored/@comment-5389935-20130810141142/@comment-3203286-20130810141426

This is utterly fantastic. The fact that I live about as far from the sea as it's possible to get in England and haven't seen a crab in years makes it even better.

You've taken a different approach to solving this than most, and I look forward to your attemps on my other blogs, but all I will say for now is that this theory is wrong.