User blog comment:Monkey.D.Me/Murder Business is BACK!/@comment-1940096-20130220213749/@comment-4904935-20130226030334

Random Guy 1: The chicken crossed the road... because he wanted to die :P

Random Guy 2: I failed my Accounting classes...because you didn't study! >_>

Random Guy 3: My ice cream is melting...because Zori is too hot! XD

Random Guy 4(MDM): I broke up with my Girlfriend...that's your own fault! Poor MDN