User blog comment:Vazelos3/In Marshall's shoes/@comment-7890302-20131013162602

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If I was Blackbeard, I would screw the being smart plan and FRONTAL ASSULT MAINFORD!

Heck, screw the idea of allies, I'LL DO IT ALL BY MYSELF!

In fact, I'll tie myself up, not use my DF, and have a lit stick of dynamite down my throat... A SNEAK ATTACK NO ONE EXPECTS!

GENIUS