User blog:Nobody700/What is one piece ( humor me )

Okay, as my blog name says, what is One piece, and before you say anything, make it as humorous as you can, this go's for everyone but MDM, he would have made it humorous anyway ( but you still can )

What I think one piece is, the volume of what one piece was originally going to be... Hentai. What, the power to stretch any body part, I won't tell you how that can please my lady friends even more... I can open a pickle jar without leaving the couch... What did you think I was talking about.

Now, what is one piece ( keep it R rated folks, memes, gif's, and swear words are encouraged. )