Obahan Time



Obahan Time (obahan is a term for a middle-aged woman who tends to be rude and impudent) was originally published in The 3rd Log: Nami, and was shown in the anime as the third omake, airing with episode 281.

Storyline
It starts off with a simple question: If Luffy and the others were obahan, who would be the most powerful? And then the story begins. Luffyzaki (Luffy), upset by her lack of soy sauce, goes to visit her friend Zoroyama (Zoro) to get some. There she finds that she doesn't have any either, as she sliced it in half while cutting fish for sashimi.

The scene then changes to a grocery store, where Chopamori (Chopper) is devouring all the food at the sample table. The employee there (a cameo appearance of Tashigi) asks her to stop, but she won't, insisting that it's okay, as Luffyzaki does it all the time (poor Tashigi protests by saying Luffyzaki isn't allowed to either). Sanjida (Sanji) then comes to the store to feel up the young women there, claiming that it's okay, as she's a woman too. However, Namijima (Nami) comes and stops both of them.

The scene then shifts again, this time to Luffyzaki's house, where her friend Usokawa (Usopp) came to give her big news (which ending up being a lie). Usokawa does tell her, however, that Namijima is going around and getting everybody. The two get scared, and rush to Robino (Robin), trying to get her to help them. There, she simply scolds them for not properly sorting their garbage, which the two ignore as they're eating her food. Robino gets a call from Namijima, asking if Luffyzaki and Usokawa are there. She says that they are, so Namijima comes over, bringing the other obahan with her, demanding to know where the rent is.

Luffyzaki then begs her to let them pay after the lottery the next day, but she denies the request, stating that she already got the money from their paychecks. The others are unable to do anything about her, proving that, even if they all turn into obahan, Namijima is still the strongest.

Trivia

 * The voice actors admitted this was their most embarressing role in the whole of One Piece.