User blog comment:Monkey.D.Me/We are FAMILY/@comment-3075024-20120407161837/@comment-3075024-20120407183513

Lets see ..

Alvida was a famous pirate in Grand Line but one day she got dumped by Whitebeard so she started eating chocolates so cope with depression and ended up getting fat. Now that she is slim, she wanted to hitch-hike on a ride with Buggy back to Grand Line so meet WB again but before she could get there, WB was long gone. Now she is wandering in New World chasing after the mistake that she and Whitebeard made after take 3 bottles of tequila.

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THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE!!!