User blog:Ricizubi/The most stupid funny thing you've ever said!

Say here whatever you think the most stupid thing you can say is, but it has to be a bit funny too, an example:

I'm the God of this wikia(its really funny if you know Roa)

Ivankov is Luffy's mom!

God is a pizza

Luffy is your mom!

You're your mom! and so many others, now what can you come up with?