User blog comment:Ryuzakiforever/A Notice From Kalifa/@comment-3202520-20120211013323

Showing of pornography: err no...

Requesting users to take shirtless photos: I regret nothing

Insisting Ryu-Chan should masturbate: MY EYES! THEY BURN

Suggestive comments made to users: If you know what I mean

Requesting to meet or webchat with a user: yeah yeah like you never did it

Having a counter-productive avatar: once... but only for Alphie

Referencing one's erection or nosebleed: nothing to do here

Having a username such as "NiceTats": ... er no

Having a username starting with "Monkey.D": er double no

Having a username containing a number higher than 6.: Do I look like a number sort of guy?

Talking to a female user: I am far too guilty cause 70% of my PMs are with girls...

Making a comic featuring a female user: no... I envy artsy people

Making a meme mentioning a female user: Do not remember

Referring to one's self as the "Hentai King": That's a retarded title *is almost hit by a flying banana*

Charging someone of sexual harassment: what is this suposed to mean...

Making a heart-shaped key or emoticon: Oi I can do how many <3s I want this is a free internet!

Being sexy: oh you *blushes*

Full awareness of being sexy: Stop you baka *dances around*

Working out and wiggling: *barfs*

Females looking at a male's body: ...Alphie...

Having an avatar containing the colors red, blue, green, deep blue, aqua, flax, monochrome pink, AuroMetalSaurus, blue, or Voldemort's nipple: Black and transparent so no...

Saying "fire": BLUE FIRE, WHITE FIRE

Lack of punctuation: up there ^

Advertising a blog: such lowsly acts

Having sexual activities with another user without consent (documents must be filed and signed): ...Caly...all signed and oficial