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SBS Volume 69 Draft

 * Preliminary draft - this is filled with mistakes, and I'm not sure if I can do much better without help. I'll change the colour of things I'm really confused about to red.

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６５６話でゾロが“死・獅子歌歌”で見事、竜を倒した超カッコイイ場面がありましたが、あれは尾田先生の短偏集「WANTED！」収録の「MONSTERS」に出てくる侍・リューマが竜をたおす場面とすごく似ています！あの場面は、尾田先生自身、なにか思い入れがあったのでしょうか？P.N.オノローズタウン族

'D: In Chapter 656, in the really cool scene where Zoro magnificently used Shi Shishi Sonson (Lion's Song of Death) to defeat the dragon, it was really similar to the scene from Oda-sensei's Monsters from the short story compilation Wanted!'', in which Samurai Ryuma slayed a dragon! It seems like you're rather attached to that scene, aren't you? P.N. Onorose Townspeople'''

はいー. よくこんな古い所、気づいてくれました. 今回パンクハザードで竜と勝負となった時、もう２０年近く前に書いた短編「MONSTERS」を思い出しました. 主人公リューマは、ゾロの原型、確か大ゴマで竜の首をブッった斬った、という事だけ覚えていましたので、あえて読み返さずに、大ゴマで竜をブッた斬るというアクションにしてみました. １９歳と３８歳の僕が描いたブッった斬り. 比べてみて下さい（*laugh*).

O: Yes, that's right. Well done for noticing something from so long ago. Almost 20 years before this match on Punk Hazard with the dragon, I drew the short story Monsters. It's true that the protagonist Ryuma, the model for Zoro, had a big panel in which he chopped off a dragon's head, so it looks like I remembered that, and took it upon myself to reread that part for the big panel with the dragon chopping action sequence. Both 19- and 38-year-old me drew the chopping. How do they compare (*laugh*)?

２年前（６１巻）、ナミが「ウェザリア」の本を読んで、「雷が降るですってぇー！」と言ってましたよね. この「雷が降る島」って、６６巻６６５話で「G－５」の船が止めてある横の島のとですか？教えてください！教えないとこうよ！ンビ～～！！P.N.　P.Sロー大好き

'''D: 2 years earlier (Volume 61), Nami was reading a book on Weatheria which talked about "lightning rain". This "lightning rain island", is it the same island that the G-5 ship stopped beside in Chapter 655 of Volume 66? Please tell me! If you don't tell me… PEEEEW! P.N. P.S I love Law'''

「ンビ～～！！」って…ビームバカにすんな！！そうですね. 魚人等から３盆示された指針でまさにルフィが一番行きたがってた「一番針のブレてる島」. それがこの雷の降るライジン等でした. ６０巻ラストで、ウルージが向かった島も同じです. スモーカーの考える「ルフィの心理」は、的中していたものの、サニー号は海中で“白い竜”（ホワイト・ストローム）に遭ってしまい、本来指針の示さない、パンクハザードへと行きついてしまいました. もしライジン島へついていたら、どんな冒険が待ってたんでしょうねー.

O: What's this "PEEEEW!!"... Hey, don't make fun of the beam!!* That's right. Of the three needles that pointed from Fishman Island, the one that Luffy definitely most wanted to go to was the "island where the needle shook the most". That was Raijin Island, which had lightning rain. That was the same island that Urouge faced at the end of Volume 60. Smoker's consideration of "Luffy's mentality" was spot on, although in the end the Sunny encountered the White Strom under the sea, and rather than follow the direction of the needle they went to Punk Hazard instead. I wonder what kind of adventures would have awaited them if they had gone to Raijin Island.

*Note: this is a reference to Chapter 666 p.11 panel 1, where Nami-in-Franky pretends to use the beam and Chopper yells at her for mocking it.

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はい、おだっち！ジリ、キンエモン、サンジ、ブルックの不思議な走り方の名前とコツを教えて下さい！！P.N.マッチとタケシ

'''D: Hey Odacchi! Please tell me the name of Zoro, Kin'emon, Sanji and Brook's strange running style, and the trick for doing it!! P.N. Match and Takeshi'''

新大将”カズトシ” New Admiral "Kazutoshi" (DON)

んー. 新大将カズトシはムシしまして、あのタバダ走るやつですね. 昔の漫画やアニメではみんな使ってた表現なんですけどねー. 最近みかけませんね. 要するに足の動きが速すぎて何本にも見えるってやつで. 名前は「ダバダバダシュ」と名付けましょう. やり方はもう、ただただ足を速く動かして下さい. そして走る時には「ダバダバダバダバ！！」と叫び続けて下さい. 次の世界陸上で流行ります.

O: Hm. New admiral Kazutoshi who looks like a bug, that's the Dabadaba running style. In the old days of manga and anime everyone used it, and they all looked like that. You don't really see it nowadays. To put it simply, they move their legs so fast that it it appears as if they have many of them. You can refer to it as the "Daba Daba Dash". To do it, you just have to move your legs really fast. And while you're running, keep shouting "dabadabadabadaba!!". It's gonna be all the rage at the next World Athletics Championships.

尾田っちー！僕気づいてしまいました. 「狐火の錦えもん」とその息子「モモの助」の名前って、昭和時代劇の大スター「中村錦之助」さんからとった…のハズだ！！どうだ！！P.N.神木くん

'''D: Odacchi! I noticed something recently. The names of Foxfire Kin'emon and his son Momonosuke come from the huge star of the Showa period, "NAKAMURA KIN'NOSUKE"-san!! How about that!! P.N. 神木-kun'''

はいっ！正解です. 時代劇スターで僕が大ファンでしてねー. ちょっとでも引っかけといたら、僕のテンション上がるじゃない！？まだ先の話で、我慢できず言っちゃいますけどね. ルフィ達はいずれワノ国に行きます. も～昔から僕はそれを描くのが楽しみでね～. 趣味丸だしになるかもなー. うふふ.

O: Yes! You're correct. I'm a huge fan of the period drama star. ちょっとでも引っかけといたら、Maybe it raises my spirits!? But as I was saying, 我慢できず言っちゃいますけどね. Sometime in the future Luffy and the others will go to Wano Country. I've been looking forward to drawing it for a long time now. I hope that it will be to everyone's liking (*chuckle*).

ワンピースには数多くのキャラクターがいますが、１番描くのに時間がかかるキャラクターを教えて下さい. P.N.ノエル

'D: Since One Piece'' has such a large number of characters now, could you please tell me which character takes the most time to draw? P.N. Noel'''

そうねー. ルランキー将軍なんか結構面倒ですけどねー. 僕はロボのデザインは好きだけど、何度も描くのが苦手でねー. でもそれはロボ. 人間だと、男より女の方が時間かかりますね. 特に黒髪の女性. 黒髪は”ツヤベタ”という作業がありまして. ツヤを残しながら筆ペンで髪をぬっていくので大変. というわけで、ハンコックです. 世界ーの美女という美しさに気を遣って大変でした.

O: Well... something like Franky Shogun is fairly difficult. I like the robot design, but it's a pain whenever I draw it. But that's a robot. If it's humans, women take more time to draw than men. Black-haired women especially. The process of doing black hair involves using "Tsuya (Gloss) Beta". When drawing the hair with a calligraphy pen it's difficult not to smear the leftover gloss. Because of this, the answer's Hancock. She's said to be the most beautiful woman in the world, but that level of beauty requires a great deal of effort.

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※注 このコーナーには、下品で汚らしい表現が大量に含まれているため、刺激に弱い方は、このコーナーはご覧にならずに引き続きワンピース本編をお楽しみ下さい. P.N. PATAN

'''D: ※Explanatory Note In this corner, we present some of the dirty and vulgar material received. We encourage those with delicate sensibilities to please look away. We hope you enjoy the continuation of One Piece's story after this page. P.N. PATAN '''

あれ…？注意書きが入ったぞ？いやー心外！よーし！じゃあ下品に思われない様に、僕はダンディーに上品に受け答えしてみよう. フム. フムフム…さァ…質問してみたまえ…….

O: What's this…? 💧An introductory note? This is unexpected! OK! Then, since there doesn't seem to be anything vulgar, my day is done and I can give responses to clean material. Fum. Fum fum… then… Here's a question someone's tried asking…

尾田エロ一郎先生こんにちは. なんでシーザーはローの心臓をよこせと言ったんでしょうか？普通に考えて、チンコ渡した方が急所だと思うんですよー.

'''D: Hello Eroichiro Oda-sensei. I was wondering, why did Caesar ask Law to hand over his heart? Ordinarily, you'd think it would be better to ask for his dick instead, because that's such a tender place. P.N. Ikeyan.'''

…フム. たしかに…(上品）も急所だよね. しかし、絵的にどうだろう？ティN"ポコを持ったローと心臓をもったロー. どっちが迫力あるかな…？例えばローは…. 七武海になる為に、海軍本部に１００個の心臓を届けたというけど…. もし…ティンポコ１００個だったら今頃ローは、王下七ん武海だね.

O: …Fum. It's true… the penis (proper word) is more tender. But, how would I draw something like that? Between Law holding a penis, and holding a heart, which has the stronger impact? For example… it was said that to become a Shichibukai, Law sent 100 hearts to Marine Headquarters… If… it was 100 penises Law would currently be a Royal Shichinbukai* instead.

*Note: You should probably know this by now if you've read previous SBS corners, but chinko means dick, hence the 'chin' of Shichinbukai.

ヴェルゴは、全身に武装色をまとうことができるんですね. もしかして「チンコ」にも武装色をまとうことができるんですか？　P.N.ニユーカマー

'''D: Vergo is able to completely cover his body with Busoshoku. Could he possibly be able to cover his "dick" with Busoshoku as well? P.N. Newkama'''

フム…. 可能だね. 男として…ＧＲＥＡＴだね.

O: Fum… Seems feasible. As a man… it would be GREAT.

スモーカーさん、あなたブラジャーを引きちぎるとは何事ですか！(６８巻ＳＢＳより)酷過ぎます. 邪魔だったら尾田先生みたいに、頭に被ればいいじゃないですか！　Ｐ．Ｎ．ユサマイ

D: Smoker-san, what do you think you're doing, tearing off that bra?! (See SBS Volume 68) That's really awful. If it was in the way then it would have been better if you'd been like Oda-sensei, and worn it on your head instead! P.N. Yusamai'''

…フム. …一緒にどうかね？スモーカー君….

O: …Fum. We're the same, aren't we, Smoker-kun…?

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オダッチーッス！！オダッチ…朝ごはん何食べた？顔がピカピカ輝いているよ. 朝ごはんといえば、６８巻１０６Pのヴェルゴ兄ちゃんの朝ごはんは、フライドポテトだったりして…？？どうなの？P.N.朝から肉だったZE

'''D: Odacchies!! Odacchi… What did you eat for breakfast? Your face is sparkling. Speaking of breakfast, In Volume 68, on page 106, did Vergo nii-san have French fries or something like that…?? How about it? P.N. Had Fried Meat for breakfast ZE'''

何でもくっつける男だねしかし. たぶにつものハンバーガーセットだと思いますよ. ハンバーガー・ポテト・シェイク（いちご）. これが毎日のヴェルゴの朝食です. あと、場奥のかおが輝いているのは、朝食のイルミネーションの食べ残しです.

O: It seems like anything will attach to that man. He probably always has the hamburger value meal. Hamburger, chips, and a strawberry shake. That's Vergo's daily breakfast. As for why my face is shining, it must be the half-eaten illumination I had for breakfast.

６６巻で新世界入りナミさんのバストサイズの疑問ですが、レディースインナー販売店で働いている私の意見でお答えします. ナミさんはおそらく「Ｊカップ」. もしくは、それ以上に成長しておられます. ・・・私の目算でいくと、アンダー６３ｃｍ、トップ９８ｃｍ. これでいくと「Ｋ」なんですが、今の日本に「Ｋ」なんてカップありません. 海外発注です. Ｙｅｓ、つまり規格外！！！　まあ私の答えとしては、ナミさんは「ナミカップ」です. (ばいーん)

'''D: In Volume 66, Entering the New World, there was a question about Nami-san's bust size. I work at a ladies' underwear store, and I can give an answer to it based on my opinion. Nami-san is probably a 'J cup'. Otherwise, if she's grown more than that …By my estimate her measurements are under: 63cm, and top: 98 cm. That much would definitely be 'K cup', but cup sizes in Japan don't go up to 'K'. They would have to be ordered from overseas. Yes, in other words they're non-standard!!! Well, putting that aside, my answer is that Nami-san is NAMI CUP. (Boing) P.N. Shimizu Chagero's* secret admirer

はい. とうとうこの日がやってきました少年達. ６６巻で読者にぶn投げたこのテーマ. たくさnのお手紙ありがとうこざいました. サンジ君！鼻血は止まったか！？

O: Yes. At last, the day boys have been waiting for has come. We weren't successful when this topic was brought up by a reader in Volume 66. Thank you for all of the letters. Sanji-kun! Has your nose stopped bleeding!? Then please announce the results!

あァ…この前は悪かったな. じゃあナミさんとロビンちゃんの現在の３サイズだな？サイズもあがったが、まどわされるな！！２年で格段にあがったのは“色気”だ！！

Sanji: Aah… I messed up last time. So what are Nami-san and Robin-chan's current three sizes? The sizes have increased, they're so seductive!! Their "sex appeal" improved remarkably in two years!!

あーいいね！これはいい！覚えやすい！ありがとうサンジ君！あーそうですか、これが「ナミカップ」ってやつかー. すげーなー.

O: That's good! Really good! That wasn't too much trouble! Thank you Sanji-kun! Ah, that's right. This is the "Nami Cup" that guy was talking about. It's amazing, isn't it.

何やってんの？あんた達. 人の体ネタにするなら、ホラ…出しなさい

'''Nami: What's going on here? You guys, if you're going to talk about a person's body like that, here… GET OUT!'''

逃げろーーーっ！！ダバダバダバダバ… ゼェ…ゼェ…ハイじゃあ…ゼェゼェ…あわります. 今回、巻末少ないのは、無茶は１２話掲載にしてもらったからです. 集英社から今後はもうニ度とないと思えと怒られました. でも…６９０話まで、読んでほしかったんだよ…. もっとまとめる力をみがきます…. また次巻〜〜！！

O: Ruuuuuuuuuuuuun!! Dabadabadabadaba… Zeh… Zeh… well then… zeh… zeh…… that's it. This time, there's a bit more before the end of the volume. It might have been a bit much to fit in 12 chapters, even though I managed to get it done. Shueisha will probably get mad at me if I do it again after this. But… I really wanted people to read up to Chapter 690. I'll keep on trying to get better at putting this all together… See you again next volume!!

''*Note: Shimizu Chagero is a frequent contributor who has asked a number of perverted questions in previous SBS corners. See Volumes 55, 57, 58 and 65.''