User blog:Jademing/Hunger Games: One Piece Wiki Edition

Welcome to the totally not ripped off One Piece Encyclopedia Hunger Games! The sign ups are over and the event now begins.

Before you whine about how pathetic you are in the games, the games is run by a simulator, and I can't do anything to influence the games in any way, so suck it up. And if for whatever reason you didn't read my sign up blog, each day, I will post the results of that day of the games, and each night, I will post the results of that night of the games, and this will continue until we have a winner. All updates will be posted in this blog, so make sure to check this blog. And with that, let the Hunger Games begin!

Bloodbath
Lol, I accidentally published this too early, but oh well. The bloodbath wasn't as bloody as I hoped, but whatever. Poor Enrik and MJ. Looks like we should just kill off Drake. Also, SHAY, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE?!?! ;w;

Statuses
No deaths. YOU GUYS SUCK. SOMEONE BEGGED TO BE KILLED AND YOU LET HIM GO? Shame on you, ASL and Kaido. And really.... I injured myself? Of fucking course I would injury myself.

Also, shout out to Nova's amazing commentary on Day 1!

Night 1
Shit, I forgot to update this last night. Well, enjoy the very late update. Goodbye District 6!

Statuses
Boring, blah blah blah, boring. You guys disappoint me. Five deaths in two days? I expected more http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110904041806/messaging/images/8/8a/Emoticon_sad.png

Night 2
Well, shit. I forgot to update the blog again. Here you go, and HEY ARE YOU GUYS HOLDING HANDS?!?! THIS ISN'T A LOVE STORY, GET OUT! A reminder to check out Nova's commentary.

Statuses
What a boring day.

Night 3
Oh hey, I finally updated this on time! And Fuckwit went out in such a pathetic way.... What a boring night.

Statuses
You guys are a bunch of massive pansies. Dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family! Dishonor on your cow!

Night 4
OOOOOOOH, WE GOT DEATHS AT LAST! Rici and TUI engaged Pau in a fight, but Pau burned them alive, winning the fight! And Nada smashed God Kuro's head against a rock, WILL HE SURVIVE OR NOT?!?! And good lord, Gourd stabbed me in the abdomen! Am I dead or what?!?! ASL and Kage are getting cozy now, whatever will happen to the lovebirds?!?! TUNE IN FOR THE NEXT DAY!