User blog comment:Swimswimfruit/OK so...../@comment-4493594-20120123104150

More from me (because it's fun to think them up):


 * Chuck Norris is the explanation for all plot holes in One Piece.
 * Chuck Norris is the father AND mother of all Admirals, Shichibukai, Gorosei members and Straw Hats! (Except for Usopp, that's why he sucks so bad.)
 * If Chuck Norris fought Crocodile he wouldn't dry when the sand touched him, the sand would become chucknorrised!
 * Moriah can't steal Chuck Norris' shadow, Moriah's shadow would side with Chuck Norris instead.
 * Big Mom offers her candy to Chuck Norris.
 * Chuck Norris doesn't predict the next OP chapter, Oda tries to figure out how Chuck Norris would write it.
 * Chuck Norris can buy a World Noble at the Human Auction House for 1 Berry.
 * Chuck Norris eats for free at Shakky's Rip-off Bar
 * Decken can't use his DF power on Chuck Norris, his hand would fall off the instant he attempts to touch him.
 * In Soviet Russia Chuck Norris makes OP-related jokes about YOU!
 * Chuck Norris can appear in Neo's ass gallery and people would still nosebleed about it.