User:Kaido King of the Beasts

Hey, this is the Shitty Restaurant... would you like to make a reservation?

For the real king of the beasts, see this guy.

I was once trapped in a muffin,yet i wanted to go and tricycle so bad that all the halloween set my pants on fire, where my cousin was bald and had a chicken body ,he ran in circles around my shoulder while i did bite off rabbet heads smear the blood on him and start chanting things while standing on a banana and screeching like a slaughtered pig, those bloody animals will never stop moving there lawn even in the winter solicitous contest, we would have to drive motorcycles underwater to keep the watches afloat,but while we did that little did we know that a evil pair of sunglasses was sticking down at our fire,and sending trickling coats to our dismay. I gust wanted to jump without limitations.i like my dog eat an anchor, i cant help the can not to do today,but in the world we only kill our lamas to sleep in my doughnut bar with some cyclers eating my shoe. my pants that halloween set on fire burned my legs to a crisp witch set dogs out to find me, i had escaped from jail. My prision mates were embodied souls in witch the hot dog director sucked out there brains and fed them to us again and again. this is in witch we do not everyone but we nothing our escape route. In not sure that anyone will ever understand that the mouse will always shoot hazers at us because we are simple. So the chicken bodies prision mate tackled the hot dog vampire and shouted: all more and all none” winch means he wanted abeam care for his pet mutants son in law to go to saturn and burn halloween and Christmas embodiments in one extra large sieving of nachos. Meanwhile my great graft aunt was finding some live lobster hats to eat a giant battle axe showed up and cut the bread for my neighbors house. I wanted too shot him to and he was they guy on my shoulder as well,and the battle between hot dog and chicken had begun when i was in the way. we din’t listen. and my head was severed by the vampire hotdog, so i flew around my body spurting vomit through my cut esophagus. and my head floated and shot sunglasses and halloween out of its eyes and mouth. While i was doming that christmas and the axe and the choking chicken met up and planned how to destroy the try cling coats witch indeed had latex gloves on there heads. their path to victory was short a suddenly christmas met fourth of nachos and set the sky ablaze it was my dog. My pants are still burned to a crisp with then i captured the giant sunglasses and squeezed them into my next cup of joe,which then i did not know was my best friend joe jot grinded into coffee beans beans are yum and i was drinking him write now. little do i need to understand clll that i and we have said and done over the past A50,000,000,000.095986450 years that i have been in jail and that i want a lawyer because halloween died at Christmases hands and my chicken prision mate ate himself,i am again alone in this word for i ate Christmas and the axe, so i flew into my dog the last time i ever will again that i ever wanted too.

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List of SBS Penis Questions
The list everyone needs.
 * Luffy's penis can stretch
 * Buggy's penis can chop off
 * You can sprout penises with the Hana Hana no Mi
 * Marco's penis can regenerate
 * Jozu has a diamond penis
 * Hody has two penises
 * Gladius' penis can explode

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Pirates are evil? The Marines are righteous? These terms have always changed throughout the course of history! Kids who have never seen peace and kids who have never seen war have different values! Those who stand at the top determine what's wrong and what's right! This very place is neutral ground! Justice will prevail, you say? But of course it will! Whoever wins this war becomes justice! When do you think people die? When they are shot through the heart by the bullet of a pistol? No. When they are ravaged by an incurable disease? No. When they drink a soup made from a poisonous mushroom!? No! It’s when…they are forgotten. Admiral Maynard, feel the pain of Sabo and Issho's victory. And go lick the asshole of every last citizen of this poor country Plan E: Leap into the sky and cut this fucker in half! Senor Pink: Don't go after him about it, Factory Boss...it's your fault for being so affected by it. How else would you plug up the flapping mouth of some dame who won't stop butting into a matter between two grown men?

Franky: Just from getting kissed once or twices, you're all worked up like that...? You're still a naive little mama's girl who doesn't know anything of love or romance!

Pink: It's nothing more than puppy love.

Both: And we're nothing more than heartbreakers.

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Greeks are like Spanish idiots: when you think they aren't anymore, there's more

YOU AND YOUR SQUIRREL PENIS PROBLEMS

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Stats
My utterly laughable stats

Milestones

 * Hit 1,000 edits on March 7, 2015

Pages I've Created, other than chapter pages:
 * Gomu Gomu no Mi/Gear Fourth Techniques
 * Lucianne
 * Operation SOP

Mangas I Have Read
I dabble in OP Anime, but I don't really watch anime. Manga Master Race!

Ongoing

 * One Piece (motherlode)
 * Bleach (Fullbring it on)
 * Bakuman (fun manga about boring topic that makes boring topic epic)
 * Assassination Classroom (I really need to get back to this)

Completed

 * Naruto ('twas good until Kaguya D:)
 * Slam Dunk (I now feel like working out...)
 * Beet the Vandel Buster (damn you, 9 year hiatus!)
 * Death Note (no words)