User:Pacifista15/Random Stuff

Don't copy my stuff, or else you die. Period. 20:34, November 9, 2012 (UTC)

Prologue
(Baltigo, the land of white soil. The Revolutionary HQ is in turmoil, with men flying around everywhere.)

Revolutionaries: Did you hear?......Strawhat Luffy made it!!......took out Blackbeard....that's two Yonko now!!!......Pirate King.....Dragon's son....countries in uproar.......Marines are going to move soon.....

(The doors burst open, and Dragon walks in wrapped in his black cloak. The Revolutionaries fall silent, and Dragon stops to survey them all.)

Dragon: Communications sector. Recall the commanders to Baltigo. Muster all Revolutionary forces and begin the plan.

Revolutionary: Sir, isn't it.....a bit early? What about Marineford?

Dragon: We aren't going to give the Marines the advantage. They can come to us. With the world in an uproar right now, we need to move quickly.

Revolutionary: Which battle plan sir?

Dragon: Akainu will attempt a preemptive strike. Tell the commanders to disregard secrecy, we want to draw them here.

Revolutionary: So should we begin defensive plan for Baltigo, sir?

Dragon: Yes, Plan C. With the commanders incoming, we have no more than a week to prepare. Get to it.

(The Revolutionaries turn away, some running out various doors, others turning to their Den Den Mushi. Dragon proceeds out the door onto the balcony.)

Dragon: Now come.....Akainu.

(Holy Land of Mariejois, three days later. Akainu is sitting in his office, staring at a huge mural on the wall behind his desk. The mural depicts a god wreathed in fire clashing with a Chinese dragon. Brandnew walks in with some papers in his hands.)

Akainu: So what's the deal? Dragon finally decided to grow a pair?

Brandnew: There's no mistaking it, sir. The Revolutionaries are gathering at Baltigo in huge numbers. There's rumor of war.

Akainu: (getting up) And war we'll give them. Are the Shichibukai here?

Brandnew: All of them, sir.

(In a huge room, seven of the Shichibukai and some assorted Vice Admirals are eating at a long table. Akainu walks in, causing some of the Shichibukai to glance up. A huge, armored fishman speaks up.)

Fishman: Well? Are the rumors true? Are we going to war?

~Infobox: "Sea King" Itashi, Former Bounty: 271,000,000~

(An man in ancient, blood-stained armor laughs in a low voice.)

Armored Man: Bout time.

~Infobox: "Bloody Knight" Drakov, Former Bounty: 199,000,000~

Akainu: Shut the hell up pirates. You have a job to do.

(A man sitting with his feet on the table grins to himself.)

Man: A job he says. I don't remember signing up for Revolutionary Wars. What do you think, Kuma?

~Infobox: "Dark Doctor" Trafalgar Law, Former Bounty: 440,000,000~

Kuma: ....

Mihawk: You know full well what you signed up for Law.

Law: Ironic, coming from you, Mihawk.

(Mihawk glares at him. Suddenly, a hand crashes onto the table, throwing down a huge amount of empty plates. Jewelry Bonney reaches and grabs another plate of food before downing it in one huge bite. She is wearing a fur coat over her scanty attire, but is otherwise unchanged. The entire stares at her for a moment.)

Bonney: You gonna eat that pig, Hancock?

(Hancock gives her a death glare, but says nothing. Bonney shrugs and seizes a huge boar and begins to tear away at it.)

Hancock: Such a vulgar girl.....

(An enormous crash, and the table cracks. At one end of the table, Akainu raises his fist from the table where he had hit it and looks at the Shichibukai.)

Akainu: Dragon is at Baltigo. We leave in two days. Prepare yourselves.

(Akainu turns and walks out. Bonney returns to her food, and Mihawk gets up and leaves. Akainu stalks back to his office and finds one man sitting in front of his desk and another leaning against a wall.)

Akainu: I thought I called all the admirals.

Leaning Man: He's probably busy. You know the New World.

Kizaru (sitting man): The New World is a mess, especially after Straw Hat's little adventure....

(Akainu walks around his desk as the leaning man stands erect and takes a few steps forward.)

Leaning Man: Are we using a coastal attack?

~Infobox: Admiral "Iron Man" Karakou, User of the Metal Metal no Mi~

Akainu: An overwhelming naval assault. Dragon cannot hope to match us in pure naval or land power, so he hopes to take the high ground early.

Karakou: And we're walking right into that?

Akainu: Once we clear the beaches, there will be no problem taking down Dragon.

Kizaru: And what of the Revolutionary commanders? There are some high-profile men there as well....

Akainu: What do you think the Shichibukai are for?

(The admirals don't answer. Akainu picks up a Den Den Mushi receiver and turns to the mural depicting the fighting dragon and fire god again.)

(Off the coast of G-5 at night. Three pirate ships close in on the Marine base.)

Captain: Today's the day! Today we capture G-5 and put and end to the Marines!

Crew: ROOOOOOOOAAAAAR!!

Captain: We shall do what no pirate has done before! We shall....huh?

(A thick carpet of white fog is rolling across the sea. It wraps around the ships and prevents them from seeing each other.)

Captain: What is this fog?

(Voice from above): It's smoke, actually.

(Everyone on the ship looks up to see a figure sitting on top of the mast with a long item in his hand.)

Captain: It can't be.....the White Hunter?

Crew Member: I thought he left G-5!

Smoker: Good thing I didn't leave for Marineford too early....

Captain: Shoot him down!!

(The pirates fire, but Smoker disappears in a puff of smoke. He then reappears behind the captain and knocks him out with one hit from his jutte.)

Smoker: A good warmup for Revolutionaries....

(Back at G-5, screams, loud cracks, and explosions are heard for a few minutes. Then everything goes quiet. A trail of smoke streaks from the cloud and lands at the shore, next to the waiting Vice-Admiral Tashigi. The smoke slowly begins to clear, revealing the wreckage of the three pirate ships.)

Tashigi: Smoker-san, there's a Den Den Mushi from Marineford...

~Infobox: Vice Admiral Tashigi~

Smoker: Tell Akainu I'm coming. Ready the warships and get Yarisugi and the troops onboard.

~Infobox: Admiral Smoker, Head of New World Operations~

Part One
(Four days later, on a Marine warship. Akainu is standing on top of the warships's bow cannon turret and gazing out over the sea. The waters are relatively calm, making for slow progress, and a layer of fog lies in front of them. A Marine officer approaches Akainu and salutes.)

Officer: We have entered Baltigo's climate zone sir.

Akainu: What's with the fog? Is that natural?

Officer: Appears so, sir. Baltigo is a fall island, so its temperature is quite low.

(Akainu turns and surveys his fleet. Behind his flagship lie 150 Marine warships, with smaller gunboats and landing craft spread throughout them. The three ships to the left of Akainu have an admiral each, while the Shichibukai are spread randomly throughout the front line. Akainu turns back.)

Akainu: Move forward with caution.

(The warships drift forward, heading into the thick fog one by one. On Smoker's warship, Tashigi is standing by his side with her eyes closed. She then opens her eyes and shakes her head.)

Tashigi: No good, they're still too far away.

Smoker: As soon as we get a clear shot, commence fire. We need cover for the ground troops.

(Tashigi leaves and begins ordering her troops to their positions. Smoker turns and faces into the fog, a solid wall of white.)

Smoker: Something doesn't feel right....

(Smoker closes his eyes and concentrates on his Kenbushoku haki. At first there is nothing, then a few blurry images flicker into existence. The images grow sharper and larger. Smoker suddenly snaps his eyes open, realizing what his going on.)

BOOM!!!

(An explosion rips into a Marine warship to Akainu's right. Heads turn and see the fire rising from the attack, but more cannonballs are already on the way. Ships are caught unexpected by the barrage and begin scrambling to their positions. On Akainu's ship, three cannonballs fly his way, but he simply waves his hand through the air lazily. A snakelike wave of magma with a dog's head intercepts the cannonballs, causing them to explode in midair. As the magma falls into the water, Akainu rears back his hand, readying for an attack.)

Smoker: Spotting us with haki, huh?

(Smoker rears back his hand as well. On the other ships, Kizaru puts his forefingers and thumbs together, gathering light in the space. Karakou rears back with both of his arms.)

Akainu: Ryusei Kazan!!

Smoker: White Blow!!

Kizaru: Yasakani no Magatama!!

Karakou: Iron Rain!!

(The combined attack of the four admirals blasts apart the fog cover, leaving the path clear and revealing a beach devoid of men or artillery. From the water, a clear beach of white soil slopes upward for about half a mile to a ridge.)

Marines: Where the hell were they shooting us from?

(The force of the admirals' attack is so strong that is continues past the fog. While Smoker's attack radiates outwards, Kizaru's and Akainu's attacks create explosions on the soil. Karakou's iron nails, which he had thrown into the sky, crash down point first in the soil, creating a spread-out network of massive iron nails about halfway up the beach.)

Akainu: Landing craft forward!! Storm the beach!! Karakou, mines!!

Karakou: Vice Admirals, defend the ships!!

(Karakou jumps from the bow of his ship over the water and reaches back with both hands. He then throws them forward, sending a storm of much smaller nails into the water.)

Karakou: Iron Rain!!

(The nails sink into the water, creating a huge explosion. The shockwave from the blast forces the Marine ships backward, but inflicts little damage. Karakou creates a chains from his arms, hooking a Marine ship one one side, and anchors the other end in the beach. He then brings his arms together, dragging the warship forward. Landing on the beach, Karakou motions for the soldiers to charge.)

(A Revolutionary bunker on the top of the ridge. Several mortars with spotters beside them are echoing shots across the mile-wide beach. A man in red leather armor and a short sword on his hip sees Karakou's ship. He raises a mini Den-Den Mushi to his mouth.)

Man: Concentrate fire on the closest ship.

~Infobox: "Red Wolf" Jakus, Revolutionary Second Division Commander~

(Shots ring out, and the warship is engulfed in fire. Marines, screaming, fall from the ship. Some of them get to shore and take cover behind the iron nails.)

Jakus: Using the admiral's power for cover, eh....hmm?

(Suddenly, a barrage of cannonfire is nearly neutralized. About two dozen figures stand across the front line of battleships.)

Jakus: The Vice Admirals have come out to play huh?

(The Marine Giant Squad is in the water, dragging the ships closer to the shore. Landing craft and warships are inching closer to the shore.)

Jakus: Target the giants, stop them from getting closer!!

(On the beach, Karakou is knocking away cannonballs.)

Karakou: Return fire!! Target the ridge!!

(The Marines look at the ridge in confusion. Meanwhile, Smoker stares at the ridge, searching for the mortars.)

Smoker: Found em.

(Smoker shoots towards the ridge. Cannonballs fly towards him, but he ignores them as they blow through him.)

Jakus: Incoming!!

(Jakus sprints towards Smoker, but there is a brilliant flash of light. Kizaru sppears in front of Jakus and aims a kick at his head. Jakus, his guard down, is hit and thrown backward into a mortar. Kizaru turns and aims a laser at another mortar, blowing it up. The explosion is followed by Marine cannonfire, as Kizaru and Smoker's attacks have served as a marker. Kizaru charges another laser, but suddenly turns and is forced to fire it behind him. Jakus, double-edged short sword in hand, deflects the laser into the sky harmlessly. Kizaru puts his hands together and draws out a sword of light that he clashes against Jakus'. The two clash each other, creating random flashes of light. Elsewhere along the ridge, Smoker approaches the mortars and pulls his jutte from his back. The Revolutionaries scramble, but a large figure leaps directly at Smoker and kicks at him. Smoker blocks the attack on his jutte, but falls to the ground. The other figure lands and looks at Smoker.)

Smoker: Not you again.

Figure: Don't be so glum, Smoke-boy!! This is gonna be fun!!

~Infobox: Ivankov, Revolutionary Fifth Division Commander~

(Smoker jumps into the air and slices down with his jutte. Ivankov rolls sideways, then faces Smoker.)

Ivankov: Death Wink!!

Smoker: White Blow!!

(The two attacks cancel each other out as the two begin their battle. Back on the beach, Karakou is deflecting cannonballs as the Marine troops land. Turning to the warships, he sees the Shichibukai standing idle and observing the carnage.)

Karakou: Hey, Shichibukai!! Get moving!!

(Law and Hancock glare at him, but Mihawk removes his blade from his back with a sigh. Rearing back, he fires a spiraling slash at the ridge, shredding a row of mortars. Swinging his blade high above his head, Mihawk executes a horizontal slash. Suddenly, there is a huge crash of thunder. Looking up, the combatants see a dark sky with lightning arcing across the sky. A sudden bolt strikes the ground with a flash, blinding the Marines and Revolutionaries alike. Mihawk, unfazed completes his slash, sending a horizontal blade of air at the Revolutionaries. A sole figure, however, appears in the air and swipes his hand, cancelling out the attack with a mighty shockwave. When the Marines regain their vision, a sole figure, normal-sized, is standing in the middle of the slope from the beach to the ridge.)

Akainu: Finally showing his ugly mug, eh? Karakou!!

Karakou: Iron Mace!!

(Karakou creates a huge chain with a massive spiked ball attached to it from midair, similar to Garp. He prepares to throw it, but before he can, a projectile flies at an incredible speed and strikes Karakou straight in the gut. He manages to get an iron-plated arm in between himself and the projectile, but he is still sent skidding backward several yards. Looking up, he sees a huge, old, bearded man wearing a weather-beaten captain's coat standing next to Dragon. The man gives a yank to a rope in his hands, and the projectile is recalled to his hands: a massive harpoon, easily 12 feet long.)

Man: A tough one, huh?

~Infobox:"Old Man of the Sea" Ned, Revolutionary Third Division Commander~

Akainu: Great Eruption!!

(A massive fist of magma flies towards the two men. However, at the last second, a wall of solid rock bursts from the ground and disperses the attack. The wall crumbles, and a man forms from the debris. He is bald, dark-skinned, tribally tattoed, about the same size as the admirals, and is wearing an open vest and baggy pants.)

~Infobox: Yamamoto, Revolutionary First Division Commander~

Dragon: Yamamoto.

Yamamoto: Shards.

(Yamamoto spreads his arms, and numerous shards of rock rise from his arms. Each shard splits into several pieces before growing into pieces of sharpened rock about 3 feet long apiece. Dragon steps forward and launches a straight kick right beside Yamamoto's head. The rock pieces, hit by a sudden gust of wind, shoot forward at incredible speeds, blowing holes in Marine ships and shredding soldiers. Akainu suddenly bursts from his ship in a tower of magma and shoots towards Dragon and Yamamoto. Karakou charges as well, producing long, curved blades from both hands.)

Dragon: Ned, handle Karakou.

(Ned lets some line out of his hand and begins to spin his harpoon over his head. Karakou jumps, and Ned swings the harpoon. Karakou blocks the attack with his left hand, but Ned lunges forward, grabs his harpoon and lunges for the admiral. Karakou blocks with both hands and knocks the harpoon away before hurling several knives and shuriken at Ned. Ned takes his rope in hand, hardens it with haki, and knocks the attack away easily.)

Ned: You're going to have to do better than that, youngster!!!

Yamamoto: Shards.

(Yamamoto places his hand on the ground. Small pebbles and bits of rock rise from him and float into the air. Dragon, standing behind him, rears his right hand back before swinging it forward. Akainu, flying towards them, rears back his left hand.)

Dragon: Diamond Dust Whirlwind.

(A hurricane forms, then suddenly swells, picking up all pieces of rock Yamamoto had kicked up. Akainu, caught in the sandstorm, had pieces taken out of him by the vicious attack. However, he reforms from lava and swings his left hand forward.)

Akainu: Great Eruption!!

(A fist of lava blasts away the hurricane and helps Akainu break out. However, Dragon and Yamamoto are nowhere to be seen. Yamamoto reforms behind Akainu and swings downwards at him with a crude blade fashioned from rock on his arm. Akainu twists and knocks the blade away with his right hand. The two land, and Akainu looks around for Dragon.)

Akainu: Where did that blasted Revolutionary go?

To be continued....