User blog:Kaido King of the Beasts/Chapter 770: All The Fights You Never Wanted to See

Wiggity whack, One Piece is back!

OK, does anyone understand what is going on in the cover page story? Because even when I'm well-rested and full, I still don't understand it. I want Caribou back!

While I had hoped that Luffy's fight with Bellamy would be over by now, we only got two pages of it. Which means it'll go on...for a very very long time. Maybe if we're lucky it'll be resolved by...Chapter 775? If we're lucky?

I got lucky enough to ask our very own Bellamy about it, and here's what he said:

NO.

And there we have it.

Law doesn't seem too happy about being left alone with his abusive ex-boyfriend:



Now for the other fight. At long last, we finally get to see the Zoro vs. Pica fight play out!

Er, hold that thought. Never mind. We've first got to see the Colosseum guys fight against the Donquixote guys! Raise your hands if you wanted to see this. *crickets chirp*

So, brief summaries of the fights:


 * Orlumbus would make a great military general. Just saying. Forget about Sakazuki, we want Orlumbus!
 * Dellinger finally got hit. Now he will file for animal abuse.
 * Baby 5. Just Baby 5. She won the chapter for me. I'm writing a Baby-Sai shipping fanfic as we speak.
 * And...the main event. The feel-gooder that proves, for the twenty-ninth time, that you can do crazy things like, say, lift 1 million kilograms. And now, in honor of Machvise's defeat, I'd just like to quote a poem:

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"But a bird that stalks down his narrow cage can seldom see through his bars of rage his wings are clipped and his feet are tied so he opens his throat to sing."

-Maya Angelou, in "I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings (Because it hit the bars at 100 mph)"

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Yeah, yeah, shut up, Zoro.

Chapter Rating Uno Dos Tres Cuatro Cinco Seis Siete Ocho Nueve Diez ¿Que?

Thoughts on this chapter?