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Prologue
(Baltigo, the land of white soil. The Revolutionary HQ is in turmoil, with men flying around everywhere.)

Revolutionaries: Did you hear?......Strawhat Luffy made it!!......took out Blackbeard....that's two Yonko now!!!......Pirate King.....Dragon's son....countries in uproar.......Marines are going to move soon.....

(The doors burst open, and Dragon walks in wrapped in his black cloak. The Revolutionaries fall silent, and Dragon stops to survey them all.)

Dragon: Communications sector. Recall the commanders to Baltigo. Muster all Revolutionary forces and begin the plan.

Revolutionary: Sir, isn't it.....a bit early? What about Marineford?

Dragon: We aren't going to give the Marines the advantage. They can come to us. With the world in an uproar right now, we need to move quickly.

Revolutionary: Which battle plan sir?

Dragon: Akainu will attempt a preemptive strike. Tell the commanders to disregard secrecy, we want to draw them here.

Revolutionary: So should we begin defensive plan for Baltigo, sir?

Dragon: Yes, Plan C. With the commanders incoming, we have no more than a week to prepare. Get to it.

(The Revolutionaries turn away, some running out various doors, others turning to their Den Den Mushi. Dragon proceeds out the door onto the balcony.)

Dragon: Now come.....Akainu.

(Holy Land of Mariejois, three days later. Akainu is sitting in his office, staring at a huge mural on the wall behind his desk. The mural depicts a god wreathed in fire clashing with a Chinese dragon. Brandnew walks in with some papers in his hands.)

Akainu: So what's the deal? Dragon finally decided to grow a pair?

Brandnew: There's no mistaking it, sir. The Revolutionaries are gathering at Baltigo in huge numbers. There's rumor of war.

Akainu: (getting up) And war we'll give them. Are the Shichibukai here?

Brandnew: All of them, sir.

(In a huge room, seven of the Shichibukai and some assorted Vice Admirals are eating at a long table. Akainu walks in, causing some of the Shichibukai to glance up. A huge, armored fishman speaks up.)

Fishman: Well? Are the rumors true? Are we going to war?

~Infobox: "Sea King" Itashi, Former Bounty: 271,000,000~

(An man in ancient, blood-stained armor laughs in a low voice.)

Armored Man: Bout time.

~Infobox: "Bloody Knight" Drakov, Former Bounty: 199,000,000~

Akainu: Shut the hell up pirates. You have a job to do.

(A man sitting with his feet on the table grins to himself.)

Man: A job he says. I don't remember signing up for Revolutionary Wars. What do you think, Kuma?

~Infobox: "Dark Doctor" Trafalgar Law, Former Bounty: 440,000,000~

Kuma: ....

Mihawk: You know full well what you signed up for Law.

Law: Ironic, coming from you, Mihawk.

(Mihawk glares at him. Suddenly, a hand crashes onto the table, throwing down a huge amount of empty plates. Jewelry Bonney reaches and grabs another plate of food before downing it in one huge bite. She is wearing a fur coat over her scanty attire, but is otherwise unchanged. The entire stares at her for a moment.)

Bonney: You gonna eat that pig, Hancock?

(Hancock gives her a death glare, but says nothing. Bonney shrugs and seizes a huge boar and begins to tear away at it.)

Hancock: Such a vulgar girl.....

(An enormous crash, and the table cracks. At one end of the table, Akainu raises his fist from the table where he had hit it and looks at the Shichibukai.)

Akainu: Dragon is at Baltigo. We leave in two days. Prepare yourselves.

(Akainu turns and walks out. Bonney returns to her food, and Mihawk gets up and leaves. Akainu stalks back to his office and finds one man sitting in front of his desk and another leaning against a wall.)

Akainu: I thought I called all the admirals.

Leaning Man: He's probably busy. You know the New World.

Kizaru (sitting man): The New World is a mess, especially after Straw Hat's little adventure....

(Akainu walks around his desk as the leaning man stands erect and takes a few steps forward.)

Leaning Man: Are we using a coastal attack?

~Infobox: Admiral "Iron Man" Karakou, User of the Metal Metal no Mi~

Akainu: An overwhelming naval assault. Dragon cannot hope to match us in pure naval or land power, so he hopes to take the high ground early.

Karakou: And we're walking right into that?

Akainu: Once we clear the beaches, there will be no problem taking down Dragon.

Kizaru: And what of the Revolutionary commanders? There are some high-profile men there as well....

Akainu: What do you think the Shichibukai are for?

(The admirals don't answer. Akainu picks up a Den Den Mushi receiver and turns to the mural depicting the fighting dragon and fire god again.)

(Off the coast of G-5 at night. Three pirate ships close in on the Marine base.)

Captain: Today's the day! Today we capture G-5 and put and end to the Marines!

Crew: ROOOOOOOOAAAAAR!!

Captain: We shall do what no pirate has done before! We shall....huh?

(A thick carpet of white fog is rolling across the sea. It wraps around the ships and prevents them from seeing each other.)

Captain: What is this fog?

(Voice from above): It's smoke, actually.

(Everyone on the ship looks up to see a figure sitting on top of the mast with a long item in his hand.)

Captain: It can't be.....the White Hunter?

Crew Member: I thought he left G-5!

Smoker: Good thing I didn't leave for Marineford too early....

Captain: Shoot him down!!

(The pirates fire, but Smoker disappears in a puff of smoke. He then reappears behind the captain and knocks him out with one hit from his jutte.)

Smoker: A good warmup for Revolutionaries....

(Back at G-5, screams, loud cracks, and explosions are heard for a few minutes. Then everything goes quiet. A trail of smoke streaks from the cloud and lands at the shore, next to the waiting Vice-Admiral Tashigi. The smoke slowly begins to clear, revealing the wreckage of the three pirate ships.)

Tashigi: Smoker-san, there's a Den Den Mushi from Marineford...

~Infobox: Vice Admiral Tashigi~

Smoker: Tell Akainu I'm coming. Ready the warships and get Yarisugi and the troops onboard.

~Infobox: Admiral Smoker, Head of New World Operations~

Part One
(A fleet of 150 Marine warships sails in full force across the waters of the New World. Interspersed in the massive warships are smaller landing craft and paddlewheeled gunboats that are little more than guns on a hull. The skies are dark, and a light drizzling rain is falling. Standing at the fore of the fleet upon the bow gun turret of a warship, stands Fleet Admiral Akainu. Raindrops hit him, but sizzle, leaving him completely dry. A spotter walks up to the base of the cannon and salutes.)

Spotter: Baltigo is in sight sir.

Akainu: (nods) Have troops on standby. Wait for my order to fire.

(The spotter moves away. Akainu turns his head to look across the line of troops. Standing on two of the warships to his right are Admirals Karakou and Kizaru. On his left, Smoker stands with Tashigi and Yarisugi flanking him. On the ship opposite of Smoker's, the seven Shichibukai stand on the deck. Most of them are standing expressionless, but Bonney has several plates of food in front of her and is eating furiously. The fleet moves ahead, and a beach comes into view. The beach is long and gradually sloping, continuing about half a mile to a ridge. Instead of sand, the beach and ridge are white clay. Smoker stands with his eyes closed. After a few moments, he looks up at the island.)

Smoker: No mines. Maybe they guessed that we would bring minesweepers.

To be continued....

Chapters

 * Chapter 0 (no short summary section)
 * Chapter 11 (short summary too short: 186 characters)
 * Chapter 31 (short summary too short: 177 characters)
 * Chapter 32 (short summary too short: 129 characters)
 * Chapter 33 (short summary too short: 191 characters)
 * Chapter 37 (short summary too short: 200 characters)
 * Chapter 38 (short summary too short: 172 characters)
 * Chapter 39 (short summary too short: 113 characters)
 * Chapter 40 (short summary too short: 207 characters)
 * Chapter 45 (short summary too short: 103 characters)
 * Chapter 46 (short summary too short: 164 characters)
 * Chapter 48 (short summary too short: 204 characters)
 * Chapter 49 (short summary too short: 73 characters)
 * Chapter 50 (short summary too short: 189 characters)
 * Chapter 51 (short summary too short: 89 characters)
 * Chapter 53 (short summary too short: 120 characters)
 * Chapter 54 (short summary too short: 29 characters)
 * Chapter 55 (short summary too short: 149 characters)
 * Chapter 56 (short summary too short: 136 characters)
 * Chapter 58 (short summary too short: 60 characters)
 * Chapter 59 (short summary too short: 242 characters)
 * Chapter 60 (short summary too short: 109 characters)
 * Chapter 64 (short summary too short: 192 characters)
 * Chapter 68 (short summary too short: 37 characters)
 * Chapter 69 (short summary too short: 225 characters)
 * Chapter 70 (short summary too short: 127 characters)
 * Chapter 71 (short summary too short: 219 characters)
 * Chapter 72 (short summary too short: 187 characters)
 * Chapter 75 (short summary too short: 182 characters)
 * Chapter 77 (short summary too short: 58 characters)
 * Chapter 78 (short summary too short: 196 characters)
 * Chapter 79 (short summary too short: 72 characters)
 * Chapter 83 (short summary too short: 150 characters)
 * Chapter 97 (short summary too short: 132 characters)
 * Chapter 102 (short summary too short: 85 characters)
 * Chapter 103 (short summary too short: 181 characters)
 * Chapter 108 (short summary too short: 64 characters)
 * Chapter 113 (short summary too short: 206 characters)
 * Chapter 115 (short summary too short: 90 characters)
 * Chapter 128 (short summary too short: 72 characters)
 * Chapter 136 (short summary too short: 165 characters)
 * Chapter 139 (short summary too short: 217 characters)
 * Chapter 140 (short summary too short: 60 characters)
 * Chapter 143 (short summary too short: 136 characters)
 * Chapter 144 (short summary too short: 42 characters)
 * Chapter 145 (short summary too short: 31 characters)
 * Chapter 146 (short summary too short: 183 characters)
 * Chapter 147 (short summary too short: 52 characters)
 * Chapter 149 (short summary too short: 59 characters)
 * Chapter 150 (short summary too short: 65 characters)
 * Chapter 151 (short summary too short: 26 characters)
 * Chapter 152 (short summary too short: 232 characters)
 * Chapter 155 (short summary too short: 109 characters)
 * Chapter 156 (short summary too short: 44 characters)
 * Chapter 157 (short summary too short: 88 characters)
 * Chapter 160 (short summary too short: 93 characters)
 * Chapter 161 (short summary too short: 92 characters)
 * Chapter 162 (short summary too short: 97 characters)
 * Chapter 163 (short summary too short: 215 characters)
 * Chapter 175 (short summary too short: 86 characters)
 * Chapter 179 (short summary too short: 140 characters)
 * Chapter 180 (short summary too short: 213 characters)
 * Chapter 182 (short summary too short: 109 characters)
 * Chapter 183 (short summary too short: 70 characters)
 * Chapter 206 (short summary too short: 195 characters)
 * Chapter 207 (short summary too short: 241 characters)
 * Chapter 208 (short summary too short: 100 characters)
 * Chapter 210 (short summary too short: 63 characters)
 * Chapter 211 (short summary too short: 210 characters)
 * Chapter 214 (short summary too short: 47 characters)
 * Chapter 215 (short summary too short: 136 characters)
 * Chapter 219 (short summary too short: 100 characters)
 * Chapter 220 (short summary too short: 155 characters)
 * Chapter 221 (short summary too short: 154 characters)
 * Chapter 223 (short summary too short: 192 characters)
 * Chapter 224 (short summary too short: 36 characters)
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 * Chapter 226 (short summary too short: 74 characters)
 * Chapter 227 (short summary too short: 47 characters)
 * Chapter 228 (short summary too short: 95 characters)
 * Chapter 231 (short summary too short: 123 characters)
 * Chapter 232 (short summary too short: 72 characters)
 * Chapter 239 (short summary too short: 245 characters)
 * Chapter 241 (short summary too short: 249 characters)
 * Chapter 250 (short summary too short: 222 characters)
 * Chapter 253 (short summary too short: 211 characters)
 * Chapter 255 (short summary too short: 188 characters)
 * Chapter 260 (short summary too short: 94 characters)
 * Chapter 262 (short summary too short: 100 characters)
 * Chapter 263 (short summary too short: 203 characters)
 * Chapter 265 (short summary too short: 206 characters)
 * Chapter 266 (short summary too short: 181 characters)
 * Chapter 271 (short summary too short: 172 characters)
 * Chapter 272 (short summary too short: 212 characters)
 * Chapter 274 (short summary too short: 249 characters)
 * Chapter 278 (short summary too short: 228 characters)
 * Chapter 279 (short summary too short: 208 characters)
 * Chapter 281 (short summary too short: 222 characters)
 * Chapter 287 (short summary too short: 116 characters)
 * Chapter 289 (short summary too short: 97 characters)
 * Chapter 290 (short summary too short: 78 characters)
 * Chapter 292 (short summary too short: 203 characters)
 * Chapter 293 (short summary too short: 158 characters)
 * Chapter 297 (short summary too short: 116 characters)
 * Chapter 298 (short summary too short: 216 characters)
 * Chapter 299 (short summary too short: 115 characters)
 * Chapter 300 (short summary too short: 172 characters)
 * Chapter 302 (short summary too short: 195 characters)
 * Chapter 303 (short summary too short: 184 characters)
 * Chapter 304 (short summary too short: 113 characters)
 * Chapter 305 (short summary too short: 190 characters)
 * Chapter 306 (short summary too short: 250 characters)
 * Chapter 311 (short summary too short: 218 characters)
 * Chapter 312 (short summary too short: 119 characters)
 * Chapter 313 (short summary too short: 226 characters)
 * Chapter 314 (short summary too short: 115 characters)
 * Chapter 315 (short summary too short: 121 characters)
 * Chapter 316 (short summary too short: 238 characters)
 * Chapter 322 (short summary too short: 138 characters)
 * Chapter 323 (short summary too short: 52 characters)
 * Chapter 325 (short summary too short: 192 characters)
 * Chapter 326 (short summary too short: 180 characters)
 * Chapter 327 (short summary too short: 177 characters)
 * Chapter 328 (short summary too short: 173 characters)
 * Chapter 329 (short summary too short: 113 characters)
 * Chapter 330 (short summary too short: 158 characters)
 * Chapter 331 (short summary too short: 77 characters)
 * Chapter 332 (short summary too short: 76 characters)
 * Chapter 333 (short summary too short: 115 characters)
 * Chapter 334 (short summary too short: 139 characters)
 * Chapter 336 (short summary too short: 232 characters)
 * Chapter 337 (short summary too short: 194 characters)
 * Chapter 338 (short summary too short: 142 characters)
 * Chapter 339 (short summary too short: 182 characters)
 * Chapter 340 (short summary too short: 163 characters)
 * Chapter 341 (short summary too short: 209 characters)
 * Chapter 342 (short summary too short: 152 characters)
 * Chapter 343 (short summary too short: 98 characters)
 * Chapter 344 (short summary too short: 161 characters)
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 * Chapter 347 (short summary too short: 94 characters)
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 * Chapter 349 (short summary too short: 152 characters)
 * Chapter 350 (short summary too short: 165 characters)
 * Chapter 351 (short summary too short: 100 characters)
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 * Chapter 353 (short summary too short: 94 characters)
 * Chapter 354 (short summary too short: 46 characters)
 * Chapter 355 (short summary too short: 72 characters)
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 * Chapter 358 (short summary too short: 113 characters)
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 * Chapter 360 (short summary too short: 97 characters)
 * Chapter 361 (short summary too short: 116 characters)
 * Chapter 363 (short summary too short: 161 characters)
 * Chapter 364 (short summary too short: 124 characters)
 * Chapter 365 (short summary too short: 217 characters)
 * Chapter 366 (short summary too short: 147 characters)
 * Chapter 367 (short summary too short: 153 characters)
 * Chapter 368 (short summary too short: 110 characters)
 * Chapter 369 (short summary too short: 146 characters)
 * Chapter 370 (short summary too short: 108 characters)
 * Chapter 371 (short summary too short: 42 characters)
 * Chapter 372 (short summary too short: 89 characters)
 * Chapter 373 (short summary too short: 65 characters)
 * Chapter 374 (short summary too short: 79 characters)
 * Chapter 375 (short summary too short: 86 characters)
 * Chapter 376 (short summary too short: 50 characters)
 * Chapter 377 (short summary too short: 141 characters)
 * Chapter 378 (short summary too short: 145 characters)
 * Chapter 379 (short summary too short: 123 characters)
 * Chapter 380 (short summary too short: 58 characters)
 * Chapter 385 (short summary too short: 210 characters)
 * Chapter 386 (short summary too short: 119 characters)
 * Chapter 387 (short summary too short: 188 characters)
 * Chapter 388 (short summary too short: 243 characters)
 * Chapter 389 (short summary too short: 170 characters)
 * Chapter 390 (short summary too short: 206 characters)
 * Chapter 391 (short summary too short: 120 characters)
 * Chapter 392 (short summary too short: 55 characters)
 * Chapter 393 (short summary too short: 54 characters)
 * Chapter 394 (short summary too short: 54 characters)
 * Chapter 395 (short summary too short: 54 characters)
 * Chapter 396 (short summary too short: 54 characters)
 * Chapter 397 (short summary too short: 88 characters)
 * Chapter 399 (short summary too short: 184 characters)
 * Chapter 402 (short summary too short: 47 characters)
 * Chapter 404 (short summary too short: 35 characters)
 * Chapter 405 (short summary too short: 130 characters)
 * Chapter 407 (short summary too short: 156 characters)
 * Chapter 408 (short summary too short: 99 characters)
 * Chapter 409 (short summary too short: 96 characters)
 * Chapter 410 (short summary too short: 78 characters)
 * Chapter 411 (short summary too short: 53 characters)
 * Chapter 412 (short summary too short: 191 characters)
 * Chapter 413 (short summary too short: 121 characters)
 * Chapter 414 (short summary too short: 48 characters)
 * Chapter 415 (short summary too short: 51 characters)
 * Chapter 416 (short summary too short: 47 characters)
 * Chapter 417 (short summary too short: 158 characters)
 * Chapter 421 (short summary too short: 212 characters)
 * Chapter 422 (short summary too short: 210 characters)
 * Chapter 423 (short summary too short: 234 characters)
 * Chapter 424 (short summary too short: 115 characters)
 * Chapter 425 (short summary too short: 151 characters)
 * Chapter 426 (short summary too short: 170 characters)
 * Chapter 427 (short summary too short: 54 characters)
 * Chapter 428 (short summary too short: 165 characters)
 * Chapter 429 (short summary too short: 75 characters)
 * Chapter 432 (short summary too short: 181 characters)
 * Chapter 434 (short summary too short: 226 characters)
 * Chapter 436 (short summary too short: 92 characters)
 * Chapter 437 (short summary too short: 197 characters)
 * Chapter 440 (short summary too short: 215 characters)
 * Chapter 441 (short summary too short: 123 characters)
 * Chapter 442 (short summary too short: 117 characters)
 * Chapter 444 (short summary too short: 75 characters)
 * Chapter 445 (short summary too short: 98 characters)
 * Chapter 446 (short summary too short: 153 characters)
 * Chapter 461 (short summary too short: 45 characters)
 * Chapter 464 (short summary too short: 4 characters)
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 * Chapter 471 (short summary too short: 83 characters)
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 * Chapter 479 (short summary too short: 86 characters)
 * Chapter 487 (short summary too short: 2 characters)
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 * Chapter 490 (short summary too short: 137 characters)
 * Chapter 492 (short summary too short: 111 characters)
 * Chapter 497 (short summary too short: 131 characters)
 * Chapter 499 (short summary too short: 114 characters)
 * Chapter 502 (short summary too short: 172 characters)
 * Chapter 508 (short summary too short: 189 characters)
 * Chapter 510 (short summary too short: 184 characters)
 * Chapter 511 (short summary too short: 191 characters)
 * Chapter 512 (short summary too short: 4 characters)
 * Chapter 513 (short summary too short: 120 characters)
 * Chapter 514 (short summary too short: 85 characters)
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 * Chapter 518 (short summary too short: 4 characters)
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 * Chapter 522 (short summary too short: 4 characters)
 * Chapter 525 (short summary too short: 222 characters)
 * Chapter 526 (short summary too short: 242 characters)
 * Chapter 527 (short summary too short: 204 characters)
 * Chapter 531 (short summary too short: 166 characters)
 * Chapter 532 (short summary too short: 176 characters)
 * Chapter 533 (short summary too short: 157 characters)
 * Chapter 535 (short summary too short: 215 characters)
 * Chapter 540 (short summary too short: 250 characters)
 * Chapter 542 (short summary too short: 250 characters)
 * Chapter 551 (short summary too short: 4 characters)
 * Chapter 555 (short summary too short: 175 characters)
 * Chapter 573 (short summary too short: 250 characters)
 * Chapter 575 (no short summary section)
 * Chapter 580 (short summary too short: 200 characters)
 * Chapter 582 (short summary too short: 164 characters)
 * Chapter 589 (short summary too short: 209 characters)
 * Chapter 591 (short summary too short: 217 characters)
 * Chapter 592 (short summary too short: 168 characters)
 * Chapter 596 (short summary too short: 192 characters)
 * Chapter 600 (short summary too short: 200 characters)
 * Chapter 615 (short summary too short: 204 characters)
 * Chapter 618 (short summary too short: 194 characters)
 * Chapter 620 (short summary too short: 166 characters)
 * Chapter 626 (short summary too short: 191 characters)