User blog comment:Neowitch/Why not just ask nicely?/@comment-1595565-20140724221255/@comment-7890302-20140725014359

Great, you told to conquer an island, and I got the wrong one! I'll try again. To Punk Hazard!

Well, good news and bad news. Bad news, I didn't do it. Good news, I have the lower body of a banana!