User blog comment:Swimswimfruit/OK so...../@comment-1595565-20120124055301

The New World is such a dangerous place because Chuck Norris once poked it with a stick.

Chuck Norris can gain any Devil Fruit power he makes up.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Roger's ship so hard he flew across the earth, and that's how he got to Raftel. That kick was so fast that he broke the speed of light, sending his kick back in time and wiping out the Ancient Civilization 800 years ago. He then acted like nothing happened.