User blog:WhitzellBlood/EPIC FLASHBACK BATTLE! Garp the Fist Versus Roger the Pirate King

A long time ago in the New World, the Marines have dispatched Garp the Hero and his naval crew of daring Marines to the Achipelago of Sushi-Wasabi to launch an assault on the King of the Pirates, Gol D. Roger.

(Garp leaves his crew of Marines behind and takes a little stroll of the beach and finds the Roger Pirates lounging on the beach, drinking their ale and partying it up like it was 1499)

Buggy: Damn it, Shanks!! You're drinking my grog! Give it back!

Shanks: Cool down, Buggy! There's plenty more and besides, I just drank the last drop.

Buggy: Well, slice open your belly and give my grog back, you damned Strawhat!

Shanks: Shut up, Buggy. And since when is "Strawhat" an insult?!

Buggy: Since I said so!!

(Rayleigh appears in front of them, scowling, and punches both of them upside their heads)

Rayleigh: Will you two shut up! You're killing my buzz! And you'll annoy the Captain!

Buggy and Shanks: (mumbling) Sorry, First Mate.

Rayleigh: (notices Garp approaching) Hey Captain, look who it is! Your old buddy, Garp!

Roger: (smirks, getting up to his feet and brushing off his pants) Garp, eh? GAAAARP! How're you doing, you old man?! Are you here to join the party? We've got plenty of grog and plenty of MEAT!

Garp: MEAT?!!! (calms down) Wait a minute! I'm not here for meat! I've been sent here to capture you, Roger!

Roger: Again? Geesh, this is the third time this week!

Garp: I know, I know. It sucks! But I gotta do what HQ says. You know the precedure.

Buggy: (to Shanks, whispering) Why are they talking like they're best friends?

Shanks: (to Buggy, whispering) Beats me... Why are you guys sleeping?!

(Garp and Roger have fallen asleep standing up but soon wake up)

Roger: (unsheathing his blade) Let's get this over with, Garp! On your guard, old man!

Garp: (popping his knuckles) I hope you're ready. I'm going all out on this one!

Roger: So you say! Crew!!! Get back or you'll lose your faces! And Crocus, get the first aid ready!

(Garp unleashes his Haki and vanishes but then reappears in front of Roger who has his sword out and ready but he is drinking from his flask, he holds out one finger and stops Garp's fist)

Roger: How do you expect to beat me with a pity punch like that?

Garp: I'm just warming up, Roger!

(Garp then uses his other hand to punch Roger in the gut and Roger spits up blood but looks unaffected)

Roger: There it is! You're getting better! Now let's get down to it, Garp!

(Roger jumps back and readies his sword and leaps into the air in front of Garp)

Roger: Burden of the Dull Blade! Thousand Moons of the Cutlass!

(Roger twirls his blade and slashes down on Garp but Garp reacts faster)

Garp: Blaaaade... Catch!

(Garp catches the blade with both hands and kicks Roger in the side but Roger leans forward and headbutts Garp in the forehead, the two stagger backwards after the exchange of blows)

Garp: You're pretty good for a drunk, Roger!

Roger: (throws his flask to the sand) *Hic!* Drunk? Who's drunk? I'm not as think as you drunk I am!

(Roger kicks sand into Garp's eyes and lunges at him as Garp dodges the blade and punches him across the face, Roger takes one hand off of his sword and punches Garp back in the face)

Roger: Let's make this a fair fight, Garp! (throws his sword to Rayleigh) You have to stay in this little circle, the one who steps out... LOSES!

Garp: Sounds good to me, Roger! (gets ready to punch) Metric Ton Fist!

(Garp punches Roger and Roger staggers a little but but pops back up)

Roger: Gaggh!

(Roger punches Garp in the chest and Garp swings a hard right to Roger's cheek, the two are about to pass out, and they exchange punches to the throat, and Garp steps back and smirks)

Garp: I'm putting everything into this one!

Roger: Thanks for the heads up! I'll do the same!!

Garp: FIIIIIIIST...

Roger: HAAAMMMER...

Garp: MELEE!!!

Roger: STRIIIIKE!!!

(they both hit each other and remain standing up, the crews are watching them and seeing which one will fall first and outside of the circle, Garp's eyes are locked on Roger's)

Roger: BOO!

(Garp flinches and steps outside of the circle and collapses onto his back and Roger collapses as well)

Garp: Damn it, Roger! You cheater!

Roger: What do you expect from a pirate!! And oh, you really shouldn't name your moves, Garp!! I had to come up with names on the spot but none of them sounded cool. People who name their moves are really lame!

Garp: Shut up, Roger. Hey, can I get some of that meat you were talking about.

Roger: YEAH! But hey, aren't you gonna try to take me in or something? What will Sengoku say?

Garp: Who cares? He's always on my back! (stands up, brushing the beach sand off his pants) Now let's get some MEAAAAT! Hey, Marines! We're gonna keep this a secret! So come party with the pirates and me!

Garp's Lieutenant: Garp, you irresponsible bastard! Hey, do I smell meat?

Rayleigh: You sure do, let's dig in! Our treat!

And so, the Incident of Sushi-Wasabi Island remained a secret to the Marine HQ, Sengoku, and the world.

(but Sengoku figured something like this would happen)

END.