SBS Volume 64

D (Dokusha means Reader) O (Oda)

Chapter 628, Page 46


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O: Hello everybody, greetings from me. Man--... It's starting to get really hot, don't you think? It's almost summer I see--. (It's actually winter) Hmm- when it's summer, you really start craving for it. You know, Chinese Food. Oh? I see a very summerish item right over there. It finally started this year too; A CHILLIN' SBS. Heeeeey!! (shock)

*translator's note: The chinese food part is a pun between hot chinese food you would usually eat in the winter, and "hiyashi chuka", which are cold chinese noodles that are considered a symbol of summer (or summerish item). "Chillin' SBS" refers to the joke he uses, since in japan, people call corny jokes "cold jokes". Also, the words he uses (hiyashi SBS) is yet another pun since this overlaps with the "hiyashi chuka" mentioned above. Finally, this may be a triple pun since winter is cold.

'''D: Odacchi!!! Do a sneeze!! P.N. Kirikirimai'''

O: Ha... ha... ha IKKINN!!! Sniff.......... Ahh~.....

*translator note: This is a pun between "hai" (Yes or okay in japanese) and a strange sneeze.

'''D: If you woke up in the morning to find that your left hand turned into something like "Crab-Hand" Gyro, what would you do? If it were me, I guess I'd boil it. P.N. Maeda'''

O: YOU'RE GONNA EAT IT?! (SHOCK) No matter what, it's still your hand, you know?! Oh, but if you're gonna eat it, then I'll help you eat that arm with you. Yup, I won't eat my own hand. Just yours is good.

'''D: Question! About Megalo-chan, his model... rather, where his name came from; is he named after a large shark called "Megalodon" that was thought to have existed way back when? I also heard that they may still exist? P.N. Miha'''

O: Yes. Right on spot. Megalodon indeed. They are said to be the ancestors of the Great White Shark, and when a fossil of it's tooth that was found, its estimated size was about 13m~20m or so. Well, it probably was a horrifying monster. I am drawing Megalo as this "Megalodon".

Chapter 629, Page 66


'''D: Odacchi sensei, I will ask a question~. I am very serious!! In volume 63 chapter 622 page 144, it's written "~ar Justice" (~ずの正義) behind Kizaru, and I remember Aokiji's said "Completely Lazy Justice". Please tell us Akainu, Kizaru, and Odacchi's Justice. P.N. K.Z.K Jones'''

O: Mine too?! Uh, well here it is.
 * Akainusq.jpg Akainu: "Thorough Justice"


 * Kizarusq.jpg Kizaru: "Unclear Justice"


 * Aokijisq.jpg Aokiji: "Lazy Justice"


 * SBS62 5oda.png Oda: "I love Anpanman"

Yes. Weeell about my justice, just the bored people can think about that please. I'm a Takashi fan for some reason. Akainu's justice can be taken from his actions of burning Robin's homeland, Ohara, down completely in order to demolish all evil. At this time, Aokiji used to have a board that said "Blazing Justice", but after thinking about it for so long, his thoughts and will all came to a settle on "Lazy Justice". In these past two years, there was this big "happening" that occurred among the Marines. I want to draw that happening so bad I'm getting flutterflies. Please enjoy it in the canon sometime in the future.

*translator's note: Takashi refers to Takashi Yanase, creator of Anpanman.

'''D: Greetings, hello Odacchi. I've come up with Drake and Bege's birthdays. '''
 * X Drake: 10/24 (X is 10 in roman numerals, and the 24th letter in the english alphabet.
 * Capone "Gang" Bege: 1/17 (Al Capone's birthday)

'''What do you think. P.N. Eraser Gomu Gomu no~ Stamp'''

O: Oh yeahhh. These two were the only supernovas without birthdays, right? Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.... (←pretending to think) Sure.

'''D: I'm probably really slow, but I still do not really understand how the bounty hunting process works well. If you kill a bounty head, then you get money from the marines, right? Doesn't the pirate who came to sell the bounty head get caught by the marines too? P.N. Sakimaru'''

O: Yup, the pirate gets caught. So even if a pirate kills another, he won't get the money. What he obtains is "Evil Fame".

Chapter 630, Page 86
*''translator's note: Usopp says "No just stretch it out normally!!" in the image above''.

D: Panties, panties, panties, panties, panties, panties, panties, panties, panties, panties, panties, panties, panties, panties, panties, panties, panties, panties, panties, panties, panties, panties, panties, panties... P.N. The curse of panties

O: 'HEEEEEYY!!! '(SHOCK) Woah woah woah!! (sweat) What happened!

D: Panties, panties, panties, panties, panties, panties, panties, panties, panties, panties, panties, panties, panties, panties, panties... P.N. The curse of panties

O: 'STOP--!! 'What in the world. On both sides of the cards, 130 times (←yeah I counted). What about panties. Are you craving for them?! Do you want to wear them?! This is a Q&A corner.

'''D: The staring face all ladies on the face of earth after reading Odacchi's SBS. Even the cutest chicks will turn into this head and face. Stay strong! P.N. Yuki'''

O: EHHHH?! (SWEAT) Stop!! Ouch!! Owww!! Please wait I'm innocent-- It wasn't me-- It's the readers that are dirty--!!

'''D: A question for (Oda)chinchin!! What are the insides of Vice Admiral Strawberry's head? P.N. Mami''' *translator's note: chinchin means penis in Japanese.

O: Yes. Ehhhem. First off, let's stop calling people a penis so lightly. Ouch! The eyes of the girls sting! Vice Admiral Strawberry has appeared in several occasions such as the buster call in Enies Lobby and the Whitebeard war, as I recall, but on those occasions he has been wearing a hat, I believe. Although we would think "Oh what a long hat", in the recent flashback of Fishman Island, it was shown how the bandages on his head twisted up to the top. In other words, yes. Strawberry is a person with a long head. It isn't his hair that is long. A "long-headed human" with a lo~ng skull is the correct answer. He is very good at headbutts.

'''D: Is it true that if you tickle Ikaros Much in the armpits, he'd get tickled 4x a normal person? P.N. Mami'''

O: Ahahahahyahyahyahyahiiiahahahaha it tickles me just by thinking of it. 8 armpits.

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Chapter 632, Page 126










Chapter 634, Page 166




(From left to right, top to bottom. Row One: Scratchmen Apoo, Trafalgar Law, Killer. Row Two: X Drake, Capone "Gang" Bege, Basil Hawkins. Row Three: Jewerly Bonney, Eustass "Captain" Kid, Urouge.)

Chapter 635, Page 186




Credits

 * Raw Credits go to Eiichiro Oda, Fans, and Jump Comics.
 * Translation credits go to User:JapaneseOPfan. Translation is property of One Piece Wiki.