User blog comment:Swimswimfruit/OK so...../@comment-5166678-20120124170032

Okay, just watch my failed attempt to be funny;

Chuck Norris is the reason why Sanji turned gay.

Chuck Norris's aquarium is All Blue.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Gol D. Roger was executed.

Chuck Norris kicked Whitebeard in the balls and made him want to have sons.

Chuck Norris ran his way up to Skypiea.

Chuck Norris gave Zoro the scar on his left eye.

Chuck Norris shat bricks and created the poneglyphs.

Chuck Norris is the reason Kuja's population increases.