User blog comment:TrafalgarKid/FOR US DUDES/@comment-34981281-20111014010731

Yuck! "dignity, class, and sassy"? That sounds like an independent woman to me, and I hate independent women! First of all, every female on TV is an independent woman, and they're all boring and unoriginal. Like Disney princesses, do you like the ones who can take care of themselves and don't need a man, or do you want the lovably clueless dopes? Secondly, independent women are no fun. Guys, don't you want to be the hero who steps in and kills the scary spider on the wall? And no one wants a girl that can hit harder than you can. That's why, for my girlfriend, I chose the cutest little pumpkin who needs my help getting passed the child-safety lock on her scissors.