User blog comment:SeaTerror/Captain Morgan/@comment-3266506-20120808011720/@comment-5399166-20120810195952

Me and Panda: last year or so.

( chat)

Panda: MoM your the greatest thing to happen to me, plz allow me to have your child.

MoM: Sorry babe its over.

Panda: plz give me a second chance

( after some hot steamy loving, which i will leave to your imagintion)

MoM: sorry babe im just not feeling it, i think its best if he we break up

Panda: plz i love you, you have the biggest schlong i've ever seen, and the best personality, and your body.

MoM: i want a woman who wants me for just more than my amazing body.

Panda: please take me back

MoM: no

END

and son its 100 years too early for me to be thinking about a will.