User blog:Ricizubi/Chapter 2: Light my Fire

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GOMU GOMU NO....JET GATTLING!!!


 * Luffy starts hitting the soldiers in front of him with an incredible speed, so fast that in less than 2 seconds 100 are seen flying around

Luffy:JET HANABI!*all around him the soldiers are taken out*


 * The general look at him with a shocked face:[This guys is a monster!] he puts his hands on his head:[He'll defeat both armies as if they're nothing!] (in the background Luffy uses Fuusen to propel himself up and then...)

Luffy: Giganto BAZOOKA!!!*he hits the ground from above and creates a small earthquake, the shock of the hands hitting and all of the dust sand all of the warriors around are being sent flying around while the ones under Luffy's hands are smashed


 * the soldiers are all down and those still conscious look at Luffy

Soldier: That guy...*cough cough* what the fuck *pant* is up with him...

Soldier: He took us all out(he says that as he crawls up a little*

Soldier: Just...who is that guy? The New World has allot of monsters, but our army was never defeated so easily, especially with the gear we are wearing!


 * Luffy turns at them a little and then he looks back

Soldiers: T-T-T-THAT-THAT IS-


 * Luffy grabs those two boars and goes up the hill

Soldiers: EHHHHHH?!?!?!? WHAT IS HE DOING WITH THOSE WAR BOARS?!!?!??!

Luffy: NOTHING STANDS BETWEEN ME AND MEAT!!!!

Soldiers: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?!?! THATS WHY YOU BEAT US ALL UP!??!?!?!!?!??!?!?!??

<font face="Lucida Consola">General: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?


 * <font face="Lucida Consola">At the Sunny Go, a group of knights approach

<font face="Lucida Consola">Nami: Zoro wait...


 * <font face="Lucida Consola">Zoro is taking his katana out*Zoro: Ta-*Nami punches him in the head*

<font face="Lucida Consola">Nami: STOP IT BEFORE THIS GETS ANY WORSE!!

<font face="Lucida Consola">Zoro: WHY DID YOU DO THAT WOMAN?!?!

<font face="Lucida Consola">Sanji: DAIBAKA MARIMO, HOW DARE YOU INSULT NAMI-SWAN?!?!

<font face="Lucida Consola">Usopp: CUT IT OUT ALREADY GUYS!!!!!


 * <font face="Lucida Consola">The knights arrive and one of the says: Are you the Mugiwara Pirate crew?

<font face="Lucida Consola">Franky: Yes we are, got a problem with that?

<font face="Lucida Consola">Knight: We've been sen-

<font face="Lucida Consola">(in the background, the SH are still fighting, Zoro and Sanji the most, Okama blood, shitty marimo, aho, and other things are heard)

<font face="Lucida Consola">Knight2: Would you stop them for a little?

<font face="Lucida Consola">Robin: I'll try...


 * <font face="Lucida Consola">Robin turns at them* tres fleur*she creates 2 hands on Zoro's face and puts them over his mouth, she does the same with 1 hand on Usopp*

<font face="Lucida Consola">Robin: Sanji-san, could you please be quiet

<font face="Lucida Consola">Sanji: YES ROBIN-ugh!*he puts his hands over his mouth*

<font face="Lucida Consola">Robin: Nami, please do join us in the conversation

<font face="Lucida Consola">Nami: *sweat behind her head* ok...*she goes to Robin*


 * <font face="Lucida Consola">Knights sweat behind their head as they watch Zoro trying his best to get the hands from his mouth and then he tries cutting them, but not succeeding and Usopp too

<font face="Lucida Consola">Knight 3: So as we were saying, we were asked to come here to...bring you to the castle!(scene moves to Luffy)

<font face="Lucida Consola">Luffy whistles a song while trying to light a fire with 2 stones*

<font face="Lucida Consola">Luffy: C'mon stones, light my fire...I want some cooked meat, *Luffy stands at the top of the hill and he went further away until he almost reached the other side, there a grand lake stands in front of him*

<font face="Lucida Consola">Luffy still tries to light the fire with those two rocks and then he does it faster and faster and after 30 seconds...

<font face="Lucida Consola">Luffy: AAHAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! DAMMIT!!! I'm tired of these stones, I WANNA LIGHT THIS FIRE!!!

<font face="Lucida Consola">suddenly Luffy gets caught by a staff from the neck and pushed down

<font face="Lucida Consola">Luffy: Aghhhh

<font face="Lucida Consola">A woman get on him and keeps him down with the staff

<font face="Lucida Consola">Woman: Who are you!?!?! What are you doing here?!

<font face="Lucida Consola">Luffy: Oi...calm do-...arrhh*she pushes the staff even harder on him*


 * Luffy brings his lips inside his mouth and stares her in the eyes

Luffy: That won't work on me since I'm rubber

The woman seems shocked as she sees Luffy's face and pushes the staff even harder on him

Luffy: I told you to...GET OFF OF ME!


 * Luffy uses haoshoku haki, but the woman pushes the staff harder on his neck

Luffy: You...you didn't faint...

Woman: Why would I?!


 * Luffy puts his hands on the staff and pushes it and her back

Luffy: I..I used haoshoku haki on you!


 * A voice from the background: Hey mother!! where are you!?


 * The woman turns back

Woman: LISANDER!! GET OUT OF HERE!!! THIS PERSON HERE IS...! DRAGON'S SON!!!

End of chapter 2

I'm sorry that it wasn't so good, I dunno why for sure but I couldn't concentrate...maybe because of the new chapter, but I really have no excuse...

So how was this chapter? Bad Really Bad The worst! It was ok... Good Don't worry it was nice(hell, it wasn't)