SBS Volume 9




 * D (Dokusha means Reader)
 * O (Oda)

Chapter 72, Page 26
 D: ¡Sensei! ¡I can not stop my braids of Zeff! ¿How do I do it?'''

O:¡There is no need! ¡SBS Starts!

'''D: For Oda-sensei! ¡I have alwaaaays had fun reading One Piece! ¡One thing, in Volume 7, page 18 3rd panel! ¡There is something written on the knife of Sanji, it is so little that i can not read it! ¿What is it?¡Please tell me!'''

O: It is not suprising that you could not read it. I wrote it like that so that you could NOT read what is it. You did good by finding it. I will say it. What is written is “Hokuto no Ken” (Punch of the North Star). It was a famous manga on Jump when I was a kid, did you knew that? (I tried scanning it but absolutely nothing can be seen, just a little white bit on the edge of the knife.)

'''D: ! I would like to participate on my own SBS! But I give up, so could you read this, please?¿Do you like poop, Oda-sensei? It's has been shown in a lot of letters and they are drawn on kuro's suit, so...I love it.'''

O:¿P**p?¡I'm so ashamed I can not even say one dirty or indecent word! ¡Please stop, no more!

'''D:When I read about Ussop's past, explaining about Merry's speech. I started to cry like a men, eventough I'm a girl. The tears dropped to my mouth ¿¿What flavor do you think they had??'''

O:Like poop. (Rolling Style)

D: I have heard that somewhere ¿It is Sanji Katsutera's Lunch?

O:Oh well...

'''

Chapter 73, Page 46
'''D: Oda-sensei, this here is Spirit. (P.N Arunya)

'''O: Mm. I can see that you possess excellent spirit.

'''D:Nobunaga. If the chiken doesn't sing, kill it. Hideyoshi: If the chicken doesn't sing, make him want to sing. Leyashu: If the chicken doesn't sing, wait. A haiku that expresses the personality of those who reached the sky ¿What about you sensei?'''

O:If the chicken doesn't sing, buy him a drink with gas. Meaning: I want a drink with gas and none of those Light...

'''D:I went to the barber and asked him ¡”A cut on hair from the heart of a manly spirit”! He said “¡Ok!” He cut them all. It's the worst and most awful of all the looks. Sensei ¿There is any requirement to be a Zoro? ¡Tell me! *SNIF*'''

O: ¡Don't cry! ¡Stand up! ¡There are battles a man can't escape from! ¿Does it matter if they converted you into a monk? ¡When the hair grows up go to the barber and defy him! ¡to a rematch! Well...If i was you i would give up.

'''D: Oda-Sensei, I always feel happy when I read One Piece! By the way, at Volume 7 page 18 and at the 3rd panel, there is something written on the knife that Sanji holds, but it is too small...I can't read it. I don't understand what you have written there. Please tell me!!'''

O: It's not a big problem even if you don't understand it. I draw it to make you not understand it, but you're great to find it. OK, I will confess, the word that I wrote is "北斗神拳"( Hokuto No Ken, Fist of North Star). It's the title of a famous Jump comic when I was in elementary school. Do you know that comic?

Chapter 74, Page 66
'''D: What is the name for the guns in One Piece? Looks like it's not a type that uses rope.'''

O: They are "flintlock" type, because of the stone called flint; just consider this type one level higher than the type that uses rope.



D: I Love Sanji a Lot!

O:¿How much?



'''D:¡¡Oda-sensei!! ¡It's horrible! ¡A friend of mine has the decease “If I don't have lunch, I die” ¿How can I find the cure? ¡He will die soon!'''

O:¡Don't panic! ¡Control yourself! ¡Relax! Ok, next question.



'''D: How many Debu Debus is Alvida worth? *Giro* *Crack* ¡Uaaaah!''' O:Ahh, Do whatever you want.

Chapter 75, Page 86
'''D: Hello. I had this bottle of wine and I thought, "What country is this from?" I looked at the label and it said, "dry, full body." I was a little bit surprised, but also pleased. That's the origin of Lt. Fullbody's name, isn't it? Don't deny it.'''

O: I won't, that's exactly it! I don't drink much alcohol so I don't know much about wine, but it seems that the depth of flavor is called body! Strong wines aged for a long time are said to have a "full" body. Lighter wines are said to have a "medium" or "light" body. And that's where Lt. Fullbody's name came from!

'''D: ¡Hear me! ¡Oda-kun! ¡Sit there! ¡Alright! ¡I don't want to hear any foolishness as you do not want to see the other side of the face! ¡What are you going to do if you break your kneck! ¡That is all! ¡You can go now!'''

O:Oh...I am really sorry.



'''D:When I tried to look at the side of my face as you said in volume 7 I did break my kneck and had to go to the doctor. He asked me ¿How did that happen? ¿What should i answer?'''

O:Oh, we are friends...



'''D:¿Where did Gin hide those weapons? ¿Eh? ¿Where? Whoa, I am sure he can't sleep in the train like that.'''

O: ¿What? ¿Are you suggesting that he should hide them as they were his own “balls”? ¿Dandy Gin's “balls”? You are going to make rage Gin's fans. Gin is really popular ¿Did you knew that?

Chapter 76, Page 106
'''D: Why did Red Leg Zeff eat his right leg? Isn't it his main source of kick power? Why didn't he eat the left one?'''

O: Wrong. A kicks power is determined by its axis. Example: What will happen if you want to kick a ball with your right leg while you don't have a left leg? You can't kick it, right? Ask a friend that likes to play soccer. The soul of a kick comes from the leg's axis.

'''D:¡Eeeeeeh! ¡The guy said he liked Namiiii! ¡Fight me! ¡I love my Nami 100 times more than youuuu! But I like you too. I'm a homo. We are Friends. You and I are Frieeeends.'''

O: ...that is it. The guy in volume 7 that was with Nami. Now get along.

''' D: In the SBS in Volume 7 you did say Sanji was 19 years old, I spoke with a friend and he said “it is a lie” ¿How many years old does he really have? '''

 O:  Uh...well, even if he said it was a lie, the only thing i can say is that is true...the truth...

''' D: ¡Oda-sensei! ¡Let down the pencil! ¡Stop from drawing manga! I have a question, my big brother and I agreed to buy the volumes but by mistake we buyed two units of volume 5¿what do we do? If you answer you can use the pencil again. '''

 O:  Well...then...¿What about ”go buy 5 more units of volume 5”? That way the fact that you buyed 2 won't matter anymore ¡you can laugh to your hearts content! ¡Can I use the pencil again?

''' D: If Luffy wants a musician so badly ¿Why doesn't he come to my house? ¿It's because it isn't near the ocean? ¿it's because I'm an alien? ¿It's because my feets smell funny lately? '''

 O:  It's because your feets smell funny ¡I'm done with the SBS! ¡See you in the next Volume!