User blog:Jinbe/Retarded predictions.

Right, most editors know by now that I'm not a huge fan of predictions.

'''However, some are so ridiculous (intentionally or not) that I can't help but laugh. I went through a lot of predictions, on the One Piece wiki and on other forums, and collected a few hilarious examples of what I'm talking about:'''


 * Makino's baby is One Piece.


 * Mihawk is Kuina.


 * Everything that is happening in the series is a dream materialized by Miss Goldenweek.


 * Johnny and Yosaku will come back to the story and they'll both have DF abilities. Yosaku will have the power of the Dub Dub no mi, Model: 4kids, which allows him to ruin everything.


 * After the flashback, Nami will be so moved by the Sun Pirates' story that she'll tattoo the Sun Mark over the oranges.


 * Arlong will at some point join the SH's as nakama, only to be murdered by Koala in the New World.


 * In reality, Sabo never existed and was merely the result of Luffy's and Ace's overactive imagination.


 * One Piece is a time machine, and Garp is actually Luffy after he finds One Piece and travels back in time. The reason Garp tries to stop himself from becoming a pirate is because the time machine requires living sacrifices to activate, so all the strawhat's were killed in the process of him using the time machine.


 * The legendary straw hat is actually made out of asbestos, and that's what killed Roger, and will eventually kill both Shanks and Luffy.


 * Blackbeard will appear at the end of every arc and will take the arc's villain's power.


 * Ivankov turned himself into a woman and then gave birth to all the characters with blue hair. Each has a different father.


 * Brook will realize that he's not funny.


 * The tenth member will be the ghost of queen Otohime.


 * Tyrannosaurus is the Rio-Poneglyph

So, what else can you think of?

Feel free to post your own retarded prediction!