User:Montblanc Noland/Brook's Non-Canon History

Red-Hair of Class 3 - Sea Time
On the day that Red Hair Sensei began teaching to Mugiwara High School, Brook stood next to Carue while Luffyshirou was introduced.

Marchen Time
Brobuu (Brook), the third and youngest brother pig made his house out of bricks. When Fragarr (Franky) the wolf blew down Brobuu's and his brothers' houses, Brobuu, Lubuu (Luffy), and Chobuu (Chopper) beat him up. Afterwards, the three pigs built a house out of mushrooms and wood. They offered a room in their forest house to princess Zoro White (Zoro) and Usocchi (Usopp), and Brobuu mentioned that they were building a candy house next door. During Zoro White's stay, Brobuu and his brothers bought apples from Queen Nami. They ate them, but they left the cores behind. After Zoro White ate the cores (mistaking them for oddly-shaped apples), she fell into a coma, leaving the three pigs to figure out what to do with her. Chobuu diagnosed that a prince would need to kiss Zoro White for her to wake up, but Brobuu just suggested burying her. The three pigs went and sat outside, grieving their guest, when Prince Robipri (Robin) approached. Robipri asked what was wrong, and Lubuu and Chobuu told him about Zoro White while Brobuu asked to see Robipri's panties. Robipri offered to help them but declared Zoro White unlovable after seeing her, prompting Brobuu to suggest burial once again.

Family Time
The summer before Namimi Mugiwara (Nami) wrote her diary, her mom Usoe Mugiwara (Usopp) told their entire town that Buruzou Mugiwara (Brook), Namimi's grandfather, had died, and they spent all the condolence money on a beach vacation. Namimi also recounted a memory in her diary of Buruzou being arrested by the police after being reported by a school girl. On the night before Namimi was to be married, Buruzou watched in the background as Sanjiro, Namimi's older brother, called out for her in his sleep.

Ed Sullivan Show
When a group of peasant farmers led by Zorosaku (Zoro) came looking for food in the Edo Castle garden, Broodayou, Super High Courtesan of Yoshiwara, offered a pile of meat to them. After everyone rushed to the meat pile, Broodayou celebrated, ate, and sang with them.

One Piece Film: Strong World
When the Straw Hats were on board the Thousand Sunny, they read news of attacks on East Blue. Luffy said they will return to East Blue to protect it when Shiki's ship appeared overhead. After he warned him of the storm ahead, he came down to meet them. There he revealed that he has a Devil Fruit power to make any inanimate object he touches ignore gravity and float. After Shiki learned that it was Nami that delivered the warning, and that they are headed to East Blue, Shiki offered to take them there and used his power on Sunny. Together the two ships traveled to the floating island seen before where Shiki suddenly kidnapped Nami. Brook along with the others tried to rescue her, but by controlling the Thousand Sunny by using his power, he escaped them and scattered them among the fragments of the island.



Brook found Franky and Robin and beginning exploring the island they were flung to. They happened to be on the sunken ruins of a city submerged in a lake with trees taken root around the buildings. When entered, they are attacked by the local wildlife. A horde of Guntai Ari ants poured out of an entrance and rushed them. Brook screamed in terror but the ants ignored him and continued running towards Franky and Robin. But then, a giant shark jumped out of the water to attack. The ants devoured the shark before it was able to hit the water, and resume their attack. Brook wondered why the ants ignored him to which Franky replied because he has no meat on his bones. Brook took this as a serious offense to his honor and stepped in and cut them all down.

Brook's group were later seen traveling across the desert on a motorcycle Franky made out of a giant Crayfish that he named Zarrey Davidson. As they approached Shiki's private village, the vehicle lurched back in fear almost throwing them off. Unable to ride further they walked the rest of the way.



Upon entering the village they found a large building where many hundreds of pirates were gathered, similarly protected by poison plants. They learned there that Shiki was planning to let loose the animals on the island into East Blue in a gambit to force the surrender of the World Government. They also learned that to prove the power of the animals he was planning a demonstration using a village on the floating island. Brook asked one of the waiters if he can see her panties and gets kicked in the head.

Brook's group arrived shortly after, rejoining the rest of the crew after them suffering a heavy loss at the hands of Shiki. Xiao reappeared and gave them the Dial Nami left them. Her mother, who earlier had expressed relief about the animals being sent to East Blue, apologized for saying how happy she was for Shiki leaving for East Blue. They then played the message, and after hearing only the first bit of it, Luffy is angered to the point that he will not listen to the rest (the rest of the crew does, however).



Back at Shiki's place, Nami is found to have in fact been attempting to blow up the plants protecting his palace, but was overcome by the poison. Shiki trapped her near the plants and headed off to meet the pirate captains gathering. The Straw Hats arrived at his palace and burst down the gates and made short work of the guards outside. While preparing a toast to the commencement of the operation, the Straw Hats marched into the main meeting room brandishing various firearms and a new wardrobe.

After a short confrontation, where Shiki calls them simply a suicide squad, and reveals hundreds of men around them. They unload their firearms in the room, defeating most those gathered much to Shiki's dismay, then split up to defeat the rest. Luffy chases after Shiki, with Brook and the others helping fight off his minions and hordes of animals who begin running wild in his fortress.



Brook is later seen fighting a giant Batch Fly that he cut down with one strike. He met up with Sanji and helped dispatch more of the animals in their way. Sanji then found Robin had been attacked and held captive by Shiki's man ape, Scarlet. Upon Sanji defeating it, Robin fell but Brook swooped in and caught her. Robin told Brook thank you, much to Sanji's irritation for doing all the work. After Shiki is defeated by Luffy, Brook along with the other Straw Hats escaped using the Thousand Sunny and Shiki's pirate sail as a parachute. Brook is seen much later on the ship as Nami recovered.

Detective Loomes
At 3 o'clock in the afternoon, Mr. Bronegie (Brook) was found bloodied and on the ground by his maid Namiron Stone (Nami). Bronegie seemed to have suffered a blunt trauma to the head, and his briefcase full of money was missing. After Detective Loomes (Luffy) and his assistant Doctor Usotson (Usopp) interrogated a number of murders, Bronegie came in the room and explained to Loomes that he realized he was already dead. He told them that had lost the money on his own and had slipped and hit his head, leaving Loomes to call Bronegie "guilty".

Heart of Gold
While sailing through a wintry sea, the Straw Hats encountered a little girl named Myskina Olga. Olga initially antagonized the Straw Hats, but they satiated her with food, and she revealed to them that she was from the lost island Alchemi, which contained the great treasure known as the Pure Gold. The Straw Hats grew excited and prepared to go on a treasure hunt, eventually convincing Olga to lead them to Alchemi. They were suddenly attacked by Mad Treasure and his crew, who were also after the Pure Gold, and they began to battle. During the battle, however, Olga's ring fell into the ocean, which caused a giant fish named Bonbori to emerge and consume it. Olga revealed to the Straw Hats that the Pure Gold was inside Bonbori, and they sailed into its mouth. Treasure's crew followed them inside, ramming their ship into the Sunny and nearly causing it to hit Bonbori's uvula. Luffy managed to prevent the collision, but was blown away by Naomi Drunk, and Olga went to rescue him. The other Straw Hats fell down Bonbori's throat, and Brook, Nami, Robin, Chopper, and Usopp were left helpless afterwards, allowing Treasure to capture them.



Treasure brought his prisoners to an island in Bonbori's first stomach in order to confront Luffy and Olga. Using the prisoners, Treasure managed to trap Luffy and capture Olga, and his crew returned to his ship. The Straw Hat prisoners were forced to help row the ship to Alchemi, though they had hope that Luffy would rescue them. They eventually reached Alchemi, and entered an abandoned mine containing the Pure Gold.



In order to pass through the first room, someone had to play a song on an organ, and Brook volunteered himself. However, some of the notes were faded or removed, causing Brook to mess up the song and activate a flying arrow trap. Olga then assisted Brook by singing the song, allowing him to play it correctly and open the path to the next area. After getting past the second area, the group came to the Final Gate, where they had to open a door with many keyholes. The door was underneath a crocodile's mouth contraption, which started closing when the Straw Hats stepped into it. Brook, Usopp, and Chopper held it open as Nami fruitlessly tried every keyhole, with the contraption getting heavier each time she failed. Eventually, Luffy reached the room they were in and destroyed the crocodile's mouth as his companion Myskina Acier opened a trapdoor underneath the Straw Hats and Olga.

In the room below, the Straw Hats and Olga found the Pure Gold, but were forced out of the mine after Acier attempted to blow it up. Treasure and Acier followed them out of the mine, and Luffy battled Treasure. When Luffy defeated Treasure, Bonbori started getting dry heaves, and the Straw Hats rode outside as it vomited. They then watched as the Pure Gold was fully absorbed into Bonbori's lamp. The next day, the Straw Hats parted ways with Olga and Acier, but they were disappointed in their failure to get the Pure Gold. However, Nami revealed that she had acquired a Vivre Card leading to the entertainment city, Gran Tesoro, which the Straw Hats excitedly set sail for.

One Piece Film: Gold Episode 0
On the Thousand Sunny, the Straw Hats were having a barbecue. Brook was the referee of the volleyball game between Nami and Chopper versus Robin and Franky. The conclusion of the game resulted in Nami and Chopper winning because Robin used her Devil Fruit ability. Afterwards, the Straw Hats discussed what they will do once they arrive on Gran Tesoro. Usopp was concerned on what would happened if gambling in the casino failed so he decided that'll host a show. Usopp's show was centered around sumo wrestling and Luffy was the Yokozuna and Brook sat back to spectate. After Luffy and Usopp were ready to call it quits, Franky decided to challenge Luffy to take his title. After a long match, they decided to use their signature attacks, but Nami interrupted their match and punched them because they could have destroyed the ship. Brook then attempted to crown Nami with the Yokozuna garment, but Nami knocked him into the sky and denied it. Moments later, the Straw Hats approached Gran Tesoro.

Marine Rookie Arc
The team began to starve after running out of rations but came upon Fron Island. Pekoms warned them that a Marine base was located there, but Brook, Luffy, Nami, Chopper, and Carrot went there anyways on the Shark Submerge III. When they arrived on the island, Brook detached his soul in order to scare a group of Marines into unconsciousness, allowing the others to put on the Marines' uniforms. Brook then returned to the Submerge in order to guard it while everyone else looked for food. However, Luffy's identity was eventually discovered, and the island was put in a state of emergency. Soon afterwards, a Marine patrol discovered Brook on the Submerge and confronted him.

Brook detached his soul from his body and entered the Marine base, where he reunited with Luffy and Carrot. He took the two to Nami and Chopper, but ended up leading them to a corner, forgetting that they could not pass through the wall like he could. However, Luffy managed to punch a hole in the wall, allowing them to escape.

Brook returned to the Submerge, where he prepared to pick up his crewmates and escape. However, Vice Admiral Prodi noticed him and shot his bazooka at the Submerge, engulfing Brook in a large explosion. However, Brook and the Submerge managed to emerge unharmed, and when the Marines on the coast were all defeated, he prepared to take his crewmates back to the Sunny. Once Luffy defeated his final obstacle, Grount, Brook took everyone to the Sunny, where they ate all their rations within 10 minutes.