User blog comment:DancePowderer/Funny Stuff/@comment-3242083-20110627145043

Hodi Jones, reading up on his handbook of villainy:


 * "Capture the heroes".....Check!


 * "Keep them locked together"....Check!


 * "Don't kill them when you have the chance to"....Check!


 * "Assume you are more powerful"....Check!


 * "Leave the prisoners unguarded"....Check!


 * "Inform them about the -exact- time you will carry out your evil plan"....Check!


 * "Caress your cat while laughing maniacally".....Decken will do. Check!