User blog comment:GekkoMoria/Theory about the S.A.D./@comment-1595565-20120912151736/@comment-5108712-20120912154801

no sense for you: Punk Hazard isn't a Punk. Drum Island isn't an island with drums...

Like the SAD tanker is maybe not a tanker.

So i'm foolish: but this isn't an answer for the bullet point.

for your final "argument": http://onepiece.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Luffayking12/big_mam_chocolate_chocolate_no_mi

LOL