User blog comment:WonderfulUnicorn/New admiral prediction (home-made character)/@comment-4754162-20130208040230

This is in my imagination:

''Some significantly strong and well known New World pirate got cornered and at the brink of arrest by a group of Marines lead by Admiral Kazu. He got those pirates cornered in similar fashion as in chess (think Code Geass)...''

Pirate Captain: Damn! Damn! Dammit!!! Few years ago, I successfully evade arrest by Aokiji and even Kizaru at few occasions but now this guy... this guy...

Random Marine: Give up! You're no match for Admiral Kazu strategies and won't be able to run away this time!

Pirate Captain: ... grrr!

Sound of foot steps...

Marine: Admiral! *salutes*

Pirate Captain: YOU!

Kazu: It is quite difficult to catch a rat in the dumpster, in its own territory but with the proper application of strategem, the rat loses its advantages and can be cornered quite easily.

Pirate Captain: DAMN YOU! *unleash some sort of DF ability at the admiral*

Kazu: *evades and takes a few steps back* Whoa! A desparate rat tends to be aggressive and violent... as expected! *stands straight and stares down at the pirate, serious mood:ON*

Pirate Captain: ...

Kazu: Let's end this, shall we? Its pointless to res-

Random Marine A: Admiral sir, there's a grasshopper at your shoulder.

Random Marine B: *slaps Marine A* SHUT UP, YOU FOOL!

Kazu: *turns at his shoulder* GAK! ARRR!!! EEEE!!! YAAAK! *running about, hopping all over, screaming and swatting the bug away from his shoulder*

Pirates: (0_o")

Marines: ("._.)