User blog comment:Admiral Sugar/Thoughts on Devil Fruits/@comment-7890302-20140216000803

Now, here is my opinion.

God, who was a Haki user, battled the devil. The two were on equal footing, and God defeated him by pushing him in the ocean. He drowned, and God cut him up in many pieces. God scattered the parts across the world, and that's how devil fruits were born.

Hah! Like that would happen...