User blog:DancePowderer/691 Prediction

Ok, this one will have a storyline, but will be completely for shits and giggles. Enjoy. Marineford
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Fleet Admiral Sakazuki is just waking up (Yes, there's a time change, shut up).

Sakazuki (jumping out of bed): Oh yeah!

Lieutenant (his lackey): Good morning, Fleet Admiral Sakazuki sir! Here's the morning paper and some reports from last night. I'll have your coffee ready just momentarily.

Sakazuki (taking them): Thank you, lieutenant. He walks out onto the balcony, reading the paper, grinning.
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Sakazuki (stretching): GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING MARINEFOOOOOOOOOORD! Boy have we got some shit to do today! I love the smell of fear in the morning!

Lieutenant: Here's your coffee, sir.

Sakazuki (taking the cup and sipping): It's gonna be a good day, lieutenant. It's gonna be a good day.

Lieutenant (with a piece of paper): And this came in just moments ago, sir. Sakazuki (looking at it): A distress call from G-5? Who's "Wet-haired" Caribou?
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Lieutenant (drawing his wanted poster): He is one of the rookie pirates who recently was seen on Sabaody, bounty 290,000,000.

Sakazuki: Send word to Bo-bo that we need three ships scrambled and on their way the G-5 base within the hour. And make sure he understands that he has to be ON one of them this time. Looks like we got us some bogeys.

Lieutenant: Right away, sir! Meanwhile, back at the plot.
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Tashigi: You have absolutely no idea where you're going or where everyone else is, do you?

Zoro: Nope.

Tashigi: So then what are you doing?

Zoro: Wingin' it. We probably shouldn't have left that snow chick behind. Oops.

Random henchmen appear. Random henchman: Freeze!
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Tashigi: Anyway, we need to find the others.

Zoro: Yeah, hang on a sec. I just need to show these guys my favorite movie genre real quick.

Tashigi: Which is what, exactly?

Zoro: Slasher!

All the henchmen fall over.

Zoro: I'm bored. What now? Before continuing on, know that I have no shame in beating a dead horse.
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Law: Vergo, I defeated you with split second timing. Now we don't have much time, so let me cut to the chase. Since Smoker saw all this and can't keep his yap shut, you will probably be cut from the Marines. And since that was all you had going for you, you'll probably be looking at a pay cut from Joker as well. Now, don't get split in two over this. It's just a slice of life. Are you crying? If so, cut it out and have a nice refreshing can of diet slice. At night, do you sleep with the shades drawn? How many was that?

Smoker: I counted 9.

Law: I will give you this though. You did look really cut with that Haki armor, but now you're just half the man that you were. Ok, I'm done. Smoker, please do not touch the giant tank labeled SAD. Just, uh, leave it to me.

Smoker: Whatever, let's just go. Luffy: I still gotta kidnap you.
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Brownbeard: And give me back my men!

Caesar: Shut up you overweight useless piece of trash. Why did I even recruit a tubby fuck such as yourself?

Luffy: Hey, leave him alone! Haven't you done enough to him already?

Caesar: Enough? Mental abuse? BULLSHIT! I'm just getting started! I haven't even gotten to the racist stuff yet!

Luffy (suddenly right behind Caesar): Do these horns come off? I remember Magellan's did. (he pulls them) Caesar: OW! What the hell?
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Luffy: I guess they're real.

Caesar: They're not real, you idiot. I'm a human, not a baphomet! I attached them with my special adhesion formula.

Luffy: You mean glue?

Caesar: Yes...

To be continued.