User blog comment:Monkey.D.Me/TUTY 2/@comment-3119203-20111004010256/@comment-3119203-20111004123215

The chicken crossed the road because he thought he might be able to take over the major business across the street and become its new CEO, which had been his dream since childhood. Unfortunately, this business was McDonalds, and he was promptly sliced and diced into the chicken nuggets I ate yesterday.