User:Gourd Roger

The Gourd Rap

''There was this one, big, fatass man named Gourd Roger who was king of the Piretts. He had fame, power and wealth that beated the shit out of Steve Jobs and his iProducts as well as Microsoft's net worth and Carlos Slim (who is actually fat). Before they fucked him in the gallows, these were the final words he said:''

"I left 10 billion dollars in One Place. I hid it in the-" (cut!)

Ever since, politicians, celebrities and other gold diggers set sail (on planes) for the Grand Line (which is America), searching for where the fuck those $10 billion are located, the treasure that will make their dreams come true.

YO! Ya-yo, ya-yo!

Dreamin'! Don't fuck it up, Doffy!

Dreamin' (Shing shing)! Do live it up, Vergo!

Dreamin'*cue wind sounds*! Don't fuck him up, Monet!

Dreamin', don't give it-give it up, give it up, give it up, give it up, give it NO!

Here's how the story goes we found out

About a Trash Chute in Ummurica

There's no doubt, the fuck's up with that eye?

Hellsing Alucard, that's not right!

In Dressrosa I am King, the Barbarian King!

Ya-yo, ya-yo, fuck y'all, ya-yo!

His name is Lao G, that's the old man Lao G

<p style="text-align: center;">Gotta be the King of Back Pain! (Cue "G" as usual)

<p style="text-align: center;">He's not a robot! (Female singers: How did that happen?)

<p style="text-align: center;">Let me out of here, you shtupid basterdsh! (cut!)

<p style="text-align: center;">Yohoho! That's Brook! (Brook: Yohohohoho!) *cue Triple Kill sound effect*

<p style="text-align: center;">Ya-yo, ya-yo

<p style="text-align: center;">His name's Law, he's just a Shichibukai

<p style="text-align: center;">Don't be a P-U-S-S-Y, Y U about to die?

<p style="text-align: center;">Usopp's in another facefault thing

<p style="text-align: center;">Franky's sexting while

<p style="text-align: center;">Ya-yo, ya-yo, 4Kids just fucked it up

<p style="text-align: center;">Ya-yo, ya-yo, ya-yo, ya-yo

<p style="text-align: center;">Set sail for One P-(oh, what is it about again?)

<p style="text-align: center;">*cue Pokemon theme song*

<p style="text-align: center;">I wanna be the very best, no one ever was...

<p style="text-align: center;">Neowitch: Gourd... get out!