User blog:Angel Emfrbl/The Most Annoying Letter...

Well you've got someone who is sending you pestering letters... So you and your friends want to send some back to get the message across that he is annoying.

You know You Don't Want it
It starts off referencing some song lyrics/titles:

Dear sirs/madam,


 * Why is the sky blue?
 * Why do birds sing?
 * Why is grass green?

You add some daft questions to get the point across:


 * What is so interesting about Timbuktu?

Then in the middle for laughs:


 * Y.M.C.A

The remaining questions are stupid ones, that can be answered by anyone who sails under Captain Obvious.


 * Why is Water so wet?
 * Why does your nose smell?
 * Why do I hit the ground when I fall?

And ends with:

P.s.
 * Can I shake your hand?
 * Can I get your autograph?
 * Can I kiss your butt?

In the end theres about 30+ questions in the list, and there must be at least this to get the point across; the person is annoying. Block the person who you send the letter to (their a troll anyway half the time so don't worry). You know what though, it usually works. I call it the "Why troll?" mail. Over the years I sent it out 3 times and each time no one bothered to a reply, it was a taste of their own medicine so to speak.

And Finally
why does it exist? Back to my days as a Beyblade fan, our site owner was getting pestered since he had a "Dear Kai..." section (what fun!) where we pretended to be Kai and "answered" the questions. It was mostly over exhauggerated, Kai was never as bad as we made him out to be and was done for a laugh. People DID e-mail us reglaurly though. Lol. I still remember the answer to half the things involved putting a sign against the wall with "Bang here" (I forget what the sign was actaully called, but the owner did print out version for users to use). Well users were meant to give us SENSIBLE questions, ones that were so serious the answer was a ball when we gave it out. Every so often we did reply sensible though to give the impression I guess that things were random (we had no giuidelines for this I note really).

Well one day the owner gets fed up, one guy e-mails him over and over with dumb questions. So... He goes on the forum, asks us to e-mail this troll to get the point across. Everyone began to scribble the letters we could send him down and in the midst of it I came up with the "Why troll?" mail. The orginal version had a dozen stupid Beyblade questions in there to get the point across. Regardless, it worked after a few rounds of this letter the guy disappeared and stopped bothering the owner.