User blog comment:The Koromo/A simple OP question/@comment-2109035-20140624021653/@comment-7890302-20140625041247

Trust me, this is the premise of the series! 

In a world, ravaged by reptile space nazis, the Federation must clean it up. They send Benjamin Sisko, a man's life ruined by cyborgs who killed his wife. He takes command of the space station, and discovers a worm hole, becomes Space Jesus, and punches a god... In about 6 episodes. He is the most awesome black guy in television history, and he looks awesome, when he goes bald. In 2nd command, a former terrorist now militia member named Kira. When she isn't jamming her fist down someone's throat, she is threatening to throw someone out the airlock. She is not a nice person, but she has her heart set in the right place... 95% of the time. Along to help, is Dax, a person over 300 years old... And is in the body of a sexy 20 something women... And has the mind of a 15 year old boy with ADHD. With her knowledge, expertise, and spots, she is a valuable member. She's also a parasite. As head chief engineer, Mile's O'Brien must suffer 2-3 times every season, for no reason, despite being an awesome engineer, a great character, and having a wonderful family. Also, his sons name is Yoshi... So he became 5,000% more awesome. As a young plucky doctor named Bashir, with his body engineered to be perfect, his naivety will kill off possibly everyone, if they don't hold him back. Also loves James bond too much. Head of security, is Odo. A shapeshifter, who wishes to bring martial law every 2-3 episodes. He must fight his hatred of solids, his own people, and his super OCD. As a bar tender, and bar owner, Quark is a greedy misogynistic monster... And is one of the most moral characters in the series. Helping along, is Garak, the tailor, and not a spy at all, 100% honest, not a spy, any tailor can hack into a high class government security system. Loves to tell Bashir, to 'Eat his Rod'.

To challenge our brave heroes, is reptile Space Nazis, and their leader, Gul Dukat. Gul Dukat is hitler, without the mustache and has a longer neck. Also may or may not be crazy bonkers and off the wall. On his side, Damar. When Damar isn't drunk, he's leading revolutions. Sometimes both. Also, Kai Winn, a space pope, who blows up's schools to kill priests. For the children, of course. Then, the Dominion! A huge space faring empire, led by the Founders, who are shape shifters, who hate disorder, solids, and noses. Leading the armies, is Reptile clone men who are on drugs. Leading politics, is Vorta, clones who are ambassadors. Leading them, is Weyoun. When not talking about the glory of the Founders, is trying to be friends with everyone. Also, somewhere their is gods, and evil gods... A hologram of a Las Vegas singer... And even a weekend of Bernie's episode. Oh yeah, also a Ocean's 13 episode.

And that baseball episode... And the episode with the James Bond parody... And I think a horrible episode about Quark becoming a women for hijinks... Yeah, that happened.

Still my favorite show ever.