User:Kaido King of the Beasts/Hall of Mangapanda

So far away, we wait for the day For the scanners arrested and gone We feel the pain of the vict'ry of Sabo and Issho Through Japanese copyright we carry on!

Here we put all the translations from various scanlators, formerly Mangapanda, that are so bad as to be considered hilarious. Anyone with bad taste can edit.

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Top Fails
When you're fighting a rubber pirate at 7 but got an Aryan Brotherhood meeting at 8:

The following line actually translates to "I've bumped into him dozens of times by now. Of course I feel a little attached!":

Don't do it! You still have so much to live for!

Oh yes yes harder harder

Sometimes even the raws mess up

Because incest is wincest:

DAMN YOU ODA!!!

"I'm not crying, I'm sweating from my eyes!"

The Marine:

Chapters
Most scanlators are bound to mess up a few panels. It's in their DNA. But it takes a special kind of scanlator to translate an entire chapter into a work that even Mangapanda would sob at. Read these few atrocities at your own risk.

Chapter 667
Many moons ago, a group of mystical, but completely illiterate Chinese-speaking sages came together to translate a single chapter of One Piece. Due to the sheer power and magnitude of the broken English created from this effort, surpassing even that of the infamous Mangapanda team at its prime, they have yet to regroup and try once more for fear of completely obliterating the 3rd-most spoken language in the world.

Below lies the leviathan.

Goda help us all.

Chapter 818
The day after Mangapanda's provider got sentenced to ten months in prison, a translator known only as Z-Ani took it upon himself to take up its mantle. However, he was too naive and weak to fully grasp and control the power, which led to him being consumed in translation drunkenness.

Z-Ani
Z-Ani is a mysterious manga translator. According to 4chan, he is the grandson of the Mangapanda employee that was arrested by Japanese police. Intent on continuing his forbears' work, Z-Ani became Mangapanda's jinchuriki. Unable to fully grasp its power, Z-Ani's works of shit translations have dwarfed nearly all of Mangapanda's in only two chapters. If his menace carries on, the lives of innocent internet pirates may be damaged beyond repair.

Maynard
Maynard is a Marine Admiral, recently promoted from Vice Admiral. The victory of Sabo and Issho against an unknown force made him feel pain for unknown reasons. He then decided to take out his pain by spreading chaos throughout Dressrosa, eventually succeeding and broadcasting his triumph to neighboring islands, saying "you could be next." Sometime during the Dressrosa Arc Sakazuki was demoted back to Admiral, and rumors are that Maynard is set to succeed him.

Riku Dolt
Riku Dolt is the former king of Dressrosa, but his lack of intelligence made his throne easy to usurp. He was nominated for king once again after Doflamingo's removal, but was ordered by Issho to act as his own kingdom, leaving his future with Dressrosa in jeopardy.

Hanaro Island
Hanaro Island is the island where Blackbeard captured Ace. It is very similar to Banaro Island, except there are duck billed platypi there. After their duel on Banaro Island, both Ace and Blackbeard were wiped out, and they decided to get drinks on Hanaro. However, Ace got drunk with a 120% blood alcohol content, and Blackbeard took his passed out body to The Marine.

Dragon King
The Dragon King is a fallen king who resides in Mariejois. He has the power to move the super secret CP-0. Doflamingo was also stated to possess this same power, although he claims he never exercised it despite evidence to the contrary. The Dragon King seems to have an iffy relationship with humans, as Doflamingo wondered what humans would do to it, hinting at some poker cheating in the past.

Tora Fuji
Tora Fuji, also known as Issho, is a former Navy admiral. However, after he and Sabo achieved victory, his status was stripped and given to the more deserving Maynard. Later, he saw the error of his ways and bowed down to Maynard as well as Riku Dolt, but quickly screwed up again by telling Dolt to act as his own government, creating tension. He seems to be unaware of the exact nature of the World Governement, questioning his (now former) subordinate Maynard "Is it a god or something?".

Sakazuki
Sakazuki is an Admiral in the Marines. He was Fleet Admiral for two years but was demoted in the Dressrosa Arc for unknown reasons. He is very concerned about losing his face, probably as a result of seeing Whitebeard's face being destroyed every night in his dreams and Kuzan already destroying part of his face.

Doflamingo Warlords
The Doflamingo Warlords are a mysterious group working for the World Government. The only known member is the eponymous Tanjiahdo Lofulamingo (who might be Doflamingo's cousin), whose defeat caused the whole group to withdraw from their positions. They were first mentioned by Sakazuki during his meeting with the Five Elder Stars.

Seven Gods of Pirate
Long before the Dressrosa Arc in Marizoya, Lofulamingo and Bisoromi Bear joined another mysterious group called the Seven Gods of Pirate.

The Marine
The Marine is a mysterious person in the Navy. He was first mentioned by Smoker, who believed that Vergo was underestimating The Marine. Later, it is revealed that The Marine hunted the Donquixote pirates 14 years before the current plot. He is apparently very fearsome, as the news of his pending arrival caused all the revolutionaries to get scared and run away.

Blackbird
Blackbird is a fearsome New World Pirate. During the Dressrosa Arc, Burgess left Blackbeard to join his crew.

Hyaku
Hyaku is a mysterious person in One Piece. Along with Corasan, he knew a name and some other things that could help destroy Law instantly. Doflamingo also knew the name but didn't know anything else, preventing him from killing Law.

Diamond Jaws and Jose
Diamond Jaws is a member of the Whitebeard pirates sixth division. He claims that his jaws are powerful enough to crush diamonds, but nobody in the crew believes him. Third division commander Jozu tries to stay far away from him just in case.

His brother, Diamond Jose, is a Mexican diamond smuggler. He has been arrested at least 7 times, but always escapes a day later.

Eighty Cool Brothers
The Eighty Cool Brothers are a group of assassins too cool that even Senpai notices them. However, their name "Eighty" is misleading because there are only two of them.

Throne Wars
The Throne Wars is a war between the Grand Army of the Republic and the Lannister family, set in the high seas.

Gambeer
Gambeer is the alcoholic older brother of Gambia and a member of the Barto Club. He lives in a place called the Gambia, named after his younger brother, and often uses the Den Den Mushi to make drunk phone calls to grandmas.

Church of the 3 Billion Berries
The Church of the 3 Billion Berries is a religion predominant in internet subforums, and is a sect of the Mangapanda Cult. They believe that Capone Bege has a bounty of 3 billion berries because the true god, Mangapanda, dictated it so. While they are currently still being persecuted for their beliefs, their numbers are slowly rising and they may soon be recognized by forums around the world.

Gold.D.Rodger
Gold.D.Rodger is the most feared pirate to ever sail the Grand Line. He's so powerful, he has the letter D three separate times in his name.

Riley
Riley is the former first mate of Gold.D.Rodger. Many suspect him to actually be Silvers Rayleigh due to the two having never been seen together in the same room, but information is scarce.

Payback War
The Payback War was a large-scale conflict in which Marco attempted to get back 25 cents that Blackbeard stole from Whitebeard. However, Blackbeard quickly ended the conflict by executing Peyton Manning, ensuring that Marco would never get his quarter back.

Sea Gods kyle and Connor
The sea gods are kyle and Connor the gods who created all the devil fruits. These characters have not been seen yet but were mentioned by oda when a fan saw him on the street and asked him about it

Connor

Connor is a God of the sea who has not been shown in the show yet but was mentioned by oda that there are 2 sea gods called Connor and kyle.

Kyle

Kyle is a God of the sea who has not been shown in the show yet but was mentioned by oda that there are 2 sea gods called Connor and kyle.

Straw hats possible crew ally list as apose to myself
Luffy, dragon, garp, sabo, zorro, sanji, ussop, nami, robin, franky, brook, koala, hack, new kama pirates,kuja pirates, zeff, jinbe, heart pirates, alabasta kingdom, dresrosa kingdom, the animal pirates, the meremen kingdom, perona, mr2, skypieans,the whitebeard divisions, shanks, croucas, foxy pirates, yasuka, johnny, smoker, tashigi, hemplemello, toby, possible buggy after getting whooped,then would add to some help, franky family, galley la, noland kricket and the other two, bellemy an whats left of his crew or new crew, the rest of the new sun pirates, the colassium gladiators that joined his crew, as divisions