SBS Volume 59

Volume 59, Chapter 575, Page 40


'''R: Hello Oda Sensei. you can borrow One Piece at libraries you know--. Even if its not in the nearest library, you can use the internet to search it in your area and borrow it--. Even if there isn't One Piece in the area, you can actually request it by saying "I want One Piece". Now even little kids can read it for free. ok, starting SBS--. P.N. Honokani'''

O: Gasp!! Hey it started all easily!! that startled me-!! I heard. yet still, theres manga in libraries?! ohhh.. thats i don't know, first time i heard this stuff. Manga in libraries?! well uh,i guess this is a chance for lil' un's w/out money. To the nearest library, Lets go--! speaking of free, check out the ONE PIECE WEB while you're at it.

'''R: Odatz!! (so old...) stay there. put down your porn books too! ah- about the incident of ol' Garp's dissapearing scar, the (bored) me has counted up to volume 580 and... 25 TIMES!! (BAM!) is the exact number. even though the apperances aren't even that much... sometimes it disappears dynamicly. humans make mistakes, huh. well i see you don't have the will to apologize, so i'll take these <3 books <3 as a consequence. P.N. Shimeji SP'''

O: AND TO BE EXACT... if an enemy he hates is around... his scar tingles.. and floats up. i guess? if normally there is no scar, and just at times like that, it tingles and comes up... WHAT WOULD YOU DO?! >:( In other words, maybe the scarless garp is his true form right?(although nowhere does it say that in the truth). anyway, you shall give those books back, you. GIVEBACK! I'll be carefull from now on so GIVEBACK!!

Volume 59, Chapter 578, Page 96


R: WHO YA CALLIN' FOUREYED by coveredinfire

O: Okay as if nothing happened, to the next postcard we go.

'''R: Hello Oda Sensei~! out of the blue but can you right what is inside luffy's head? oh and your head too--. my friend's head is half pervert and half games. P.N. SO ODA SENSEI'S HEAD IS FULL OF PORN AFTER ALL?!'''

O: What you mean like those inner brain things on the internet? like that? then i'll scope everyone else's brain as well.

Luffy: meat meat meat meat king

Zoro: sword sword strength strength strength

Nami: money money money beauty

Ussop: warrior lies lies run run

Sanji: women eat eat nami robin

Chopper: docter medicine sweet trust beast

Robin: learn learn history old secret

Franky: weird weird weird weird iron

Brook: panties panties laugh tea tea

Oda: world peace

and so the word "friendship" is all in everyone's soul deep down.

'''R: About the whitebeard pirates, if there are pirates from the "whitebeard ally groups", is there a possibility of one of them becoming a captain of the real whitebeard pirates itself?or are the captains all from the real whitebeard pirates from the beginning? P.N. amanuts'''

O: ok i'll explain a little about the whitebeard pirates. first, captain whitebeard and the 16 captains. all 16 captains, despite numbers and ages have the same strength. all the same. whitebeard prates are just split in 16 groups. the 43 ally pirate ships this is not any part of the whitebeard pirates and are usually all just scattered everywhere living their own little lives. yet they are loyal to whitebeard, and help him in desperate times. they are like that. in Ace's case, the spade pirates were destroyed, and all the members joined the whitebeard pirates, so he was able to become a captain.

Volume 59, Chapter 579, Page 114


'''R: Ciao!! About the cover of volume 58, thanks to your words, i am now known as "the human eater rabbit year" "anacoda in one bite devil capricorn"... how are you gonna pay for this--?? (angry) P.N. herbivore rabbit'''

O: Oh dear. I see, so in other words, its a "since you were born as a rabbit year capricorn, your reputation was made up by some guy you don't even know" kinda thing, huh? And yet, you don't like the one i thought of. Well since theres no choice, i shall come up w/ a reputation for your year and horoscope with full responsibility. I hope you like it. "capricorn thinking of dirty things at a factory observation"

'''R: Hello. (' V ')_I'm a Bob Dylan fan of 18 years. i think it was chapter 572 but that title.... it's that famous song's title by Bob Dylan! When i saw this, i really was suprised. Odacchi, do you also like Bob Dylan??-- Anyhow, the title matches the story, so i am happy with it!! (laugh) P.N. Bob Dylan always cheers me up.'''

O: Yess. That is right. I did something only fans would notice.Bob Dylan is a super star of america, and though i don't really know about him much, I knew this title so I kinda just borrowed it.In the Jump magazine, it was all in english, but as i thought readers would be confused by this, I put a translation below in the actuall volume.

Volume 59, Chapter 580, Page 130


O: M.K.K. corner! (Matomete Kakatte Koi; Come all at once) Yes yes, it has started~!! jeez--. you all. how many times do you want to mess with the characters' birthdays!! and so there has to be a good reasoning or i won't approve these things too easily. come at me!!

'''R: About Law's birthday, how is 10 (trafalgar) 6 (law) for 10/6? P.N. hamchi-'''

O: sure.

'''R: Please, for my favorite one piece character, Blackbeard Marshal D. Teach, for the yami yami fruit, can his birthday be 8(ya)/3(mi)? i wanted to make it myself but how is it?'''

O: sure.

'''R: Sensei, listen! some time ago, a newbee in our workplace said he doesn't know Marco's birthday! (madness) 10/5 (1st division commander 05(maru co)) is just too easy to remember too! right, sensei? by whitebeard nurse type karte type marnyamu <3'''

O: Uh.. yeah, i thought so. yes... its right.

'''R: Crocodile's birthday should be 9/5 for 9(cu)ro5(co)dile dont you think!! When you make birthdays, youre always so gloomy so answer after geting Emporio Ivankov's tension hormones. from ultimate'''

O: HEEHAW!! THATS GOOD!! HEEHAW!!

'''R: All the sudden, but I think Iwa chan's birthday should be 1(hee)/8(haw). is it ok?'''

O: ALRIGHTY!! HEEHAW!!!

R: About the marine admirals, along with their real models, can their birthdays be:

Aokiji...9/21 (Mr. Yusaku Matsuda)

Kizaru...11/23 (Mr. Kunie Tanaka)

Akainu...8/16 (Mr. Bunta Sugawara)

'''hows that? P.M. Nishimura's friend'''

O:WHATEVER YA ALL SAY!!!! HEE HAW!!!!