User blog comment:Ryuzakiforever/A Notice From Kalifa/@comment-4493594-20120209121326


 * Showing of pornography - Check.
 * Requesting users to take shirtless photos - Not exactly but you can show them to me anyway...
 * Insisting Ryu-Chan should masturbate - Why would I even want to do that?!
 * Suggestive comments made to users - DOUBLE and TRIPLE CHECK!
 * Requesting to meet or webchat with a user - No, but I came to watch.
 * Having a counter-productive avatar - Once I guess...
 * Referencing one's erection or nosebleed - Ahm... yes?
 * Having a username such as "NiceTats" - Nope.
 * Having a username starting with "Monkey.D" - Hell, no!
 * Having a username containing a number higher than 6. - Number nicks are so 2003
 * Talking to a female user - Yes.
 * Making a comic featuring a female user - Not yet.
 * Making a meme mentioning a female user - Not yet.
 * Referring to one's self as the "Hentai King" - No, but I'm the Queen of Panties. Does that count?
 * Charging someone of sexual harassment - I suppose.
 * Making a heart-shaped key or emoticon - YOU CAN'T MAKE ME STOP DOING IT!!! EVERRRR!!!!!11!!
 * Being sexy - Check.
 * Full awareness of being sexy - Double Check.
 * Working out and wiggling - Dafq?
 * Females looking at a male's body - Yes.
 * Having an avatar containing the colors red, blue, green, deep blue, aqua, flax, monochrome pink, AuroMetalSaurus, blue, or Voldemort's nipple - Yes.
 * Saying "fire" - KILL IT WITH "FIREEEEE"!!!!!!
 * Lack of punctuation - Yup.
 * Advertising a blog - *hurhur*
 * Having sexual activities with another user without consent (documents must be filed and signed) - Define "sexual activities"!