User blog:Ricizubi/Chapter 2: Light my Fire

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GOMU GOMU NO....JET GATTLING!!!


 * Luffy starts hitting the soldiers in front of him with an incredible speed, so fast that in less than 2 seconds 100 are seen flying around

Luffy:JET HANABI!*all around him the soldiers are taken out*


 * The general look at him with a shocked face:[This guys is a monster!] he puts his hands on his head:[He'll defeat both armies as if they're nothing!] (in the background Luffy uses Fuusen to propel himself up and then...)

Luffy: Giganto BAZOOKA!!!*he hits the ground from above and creates a small earthquake, the shock of the hands hitting and all of the dust sand all of the warriors around are being sent flying around while the ones under Luffy's hands are smashed

Soldier: That guy...*cough cough* what the fuck *pant* is up with him...
 * the soldiers are all down and those still conscious look at Luffy

Soldier: He took us all out(he says that as he crawls up a little*

Soldier: Just...who is that guy? The New World has allot of monsters, but our army was never defeated so easily, especially with the gear we are wearing!

Luffy turns at them a little and then he looks back

Soldiers: T-T-T-THAT-THAT IS-
 * Luffy grabs those two boars and goes up the hill

Soldiers: EHHHHHH?!?!?!? WHAT IS HE DOING WITH THOSE WAR BOARS?!!?!??!

Luffy: NOTHING STANDS BETWEEN ME AND MEAT!!!!

Soldiers: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?!?! THATS WHY YOU BEAT US ALL UP!??!?!?!!?!??!?!?!??

<font face="comic sans MS">General: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?


 * <font face="comic sans MS">Luffy continues going up the hill, then he reaches the top of it and a 360 degrees view can be seen, he put his straw hat on his head and he sees around him a great view, a great lake in front of him and at the end of it a small fishing port with small ships, on his right-front he sees a grand forest of weird trees, that look like broccoli, at the end of the lake, there resides a small village and behind it is a huge temple, very very big that dwarfs every house in the village, who am I kidding, the temple alone IS half of the village, and it is out of a magnificent white, on the water small fishing boats...fish and there is a double cut till the half a of the lake, at its left and right side and at both places a huge emerald green trees(on each cut) rises up, growing around 300m tall(a little bigger than the temple)

<font face="comic sans MS">Luffy: Suge...now back to the meat..


 * <font face="comic sans MS">he picks a couple of stone from the ground

<font face="comic sans MS">Luffy: shishi, these should help me light the fire^^


 * <font face="comic sans MS">he gathers a few branches from the trees that grow beside him and throws them in one spot

<font face="comic sans MS">Luffy: Yosh, these should be good for a fire


 * <font face="comic sans MS">he sits in front of them and tries to get a spark with the 2 stones(he does that while getting his tongue out in the right part of his mouth looking seemingly concentrated on what he is doing) after 1 minute he manages to get a spark and the fire lights, but soon enough the flame is blown away

<font face="comic sans MS">Luffy: Eh?


 * <font face="comic sans MS">He does the same as before and when the fire starts a little it, it stops

<font face="comic sans MS">Luffy: What is up with this fire


 * <font face="comic sans MS">he tries again and fails

<font face="comic sans MS">Luffy: DAMMIT!!! I CAN'T LIGHT IT!

<font face="comic sans MS">Someone appears behind him

<font face="comic sans MS">Luffy: Eh?! Someone!? Who's there?!

<font face="comic sans MS">A little boy, 14 yo appears there, he has black hair, black eyes, short, but spiky hair who is carrying wood in his arms and wearing a beige colored blouse worn on his shoulders, while he wears one him a white t-shirt and wearing black silk short pants

<font face="comic sans MS">The boy:Onii-chan, should I help you light that fire


 * <font face="comic sans MS">from lower behind the hill a voice is heard and then a woman appears and runs at him saying: Lisander, don't get so far away!

<font face="comic sans MS">Lisander:Mom, I'm ok, I just met this weird looking man(the mother runs at her child and she tries to embrace him when he tells her that and she looks in panic at Luffy then she brings out the staff that she used to get on this hill and gets in a defensive position


 * <font face="comic sans MS">Luffy simply stands there and does nothing

<font face="comic sans MS">Luffy: Who are you?

<font face="comic sans MS">Mother: Shut up...Lisander, get away from here...fast! this man is dangerous!


 * <font face="comic sans MS">Luffy looks behind him

<font face="comic sans MS">Luffy: Are you talking about me?*he points at himself*

<font face="comic sans MS">Lisander: Mom...I don't think he's such a bad person...

<font face="comic sans MS">Mother: Lisander! this is Dragon's son!

<font face="comic sans MS">Luffy: Are you sure you're talking about me?

<font face="comic sans MS">Mother: YES I AM!!!*angry face fault*

<font face="comic sans MS">Luffy: I'm not dragon's son....OH wait! yeah! I am...*he puts his hand at the back of his head* I forgot...shishishi

<font face="comic sans MS">Mother: WHO FORGETS HIS OWN FATHER?!?!?!


 * <font face="comic sans MS">Luffy sits again and tries making a fire

<font face="comic sans MS">Mother:[Is he trying to make a fool out of me, my son is behind me I need to face him now]


 * <font face="comic sans MS">she launches herself at Luffy with her staff and actually hits him in the face and Luffy's head is moved a bit and then it moves back

<font face="comic sans MS">Luffy: That won't work....*she tries hitting him again, but this one he dodges with an amazing speed*

<font face="comic sans MS">because I'm made of rubber shishishi, now if you'll excuse me, I'll go back to try and light this fire

<font face="comic sans MS">Lisander*he gets from behind his mother, which still tries to stop him, but he lifts his hand ad runs at Luffy*: Nii-chan, if you try to light the fire like that, the wind will easily blow it away, but that plant*he points at a backward growing green onion and the he takes it out and throws it to Luffy right before his mother gets to him and hugs him while looking at Luffy

<font face="comic sans MS">Lisander: Use the juice from inside it on the wood to light the fire!


 * <font face="comic sans MS">Luffy does as he is told and then he lights the spark

<font face="comic sans MS">Lisander: Mom, let me, he's a nice person...


 * <font face="comic sans MS">after he says that Luffy manages to light up the fire, it burns up very fast up to him and he gets burned

<font face="comic sans MS">Luffy: ACHI!!*he blows on his hands*

<font face="comic sans MS">Lisander: Ahahaha

<font face="comic sans MS">Luffy: It really worked! Thanks allot Lisu! *he gets a big smile on his face*shishi

<font face="comic sans MS">Mother:[Maybe...just maybe...he isn't a bad person, either way, I can't fight him now, and he is very fast, after dodging my attack in a blink of a second, he could catch us at any moment, I'd better stay here, if something bad happens, I'll protect Lisander with my life, I just need to look out for his actions]

<font face="Lucida Consola"> So how was this chapter? Bad Really Bad The worst! It was ok... Good Don't worry it was nice(hell, it wasn't)

Wait guys, this is the real poll, since I remade this prediction and I hope its allot better now

So what about now? Bad Really bad Average Good Really good

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