User blog:Imhungry4444/DancePowderer vs. Ryuzakiforever

Since Rici vs. MDM was a success(shut up LPK) i will now do DP vs. Ryu:


 * DP is walking down the street by himself*

DP: hmmmmmmmm who should i make look like a moron next? LPK? nah hes already a moron


 * Ryu out of no where jumps out of the near by bushes in front of DP*

Ryu: HAHAAAAAAAAAAA

DP: goddammit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ryu: whats up DP?

DP: will you leave me alone? you know i have a restraining order against you

Ryu: i dont care, im an official badass*takes out card with ryus picture and name on it*

DP:*points at the card* thats a chucky cheese uber-mouse membership card

Ryu:*throws the card on the ground* DAMMIT

DP:*turns around and keeps walking*

Ryu: hey DP, guess what?

DP:*facepalm* what?

Ryu:.................your a fag

DP: OH NO your not getting me into another war this time. the last time i got charged with battery and defacing private property

Ryu: oh yea?

DP: yea, no leave me alone please

Ryu: can you alteast look at the animation i made?

DP: NO

Ryu: PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!

DP:.............fine

Ryu:*takes out an ipad and shows it to DP* is it any good?

DP: wa?................


 * on the ipad, ryu made an animation of DP being raped by oompa loompas*

DP: you think thats funny?

Ryu: it will be

DP: wait what are you doing?

Ryu: oh just posting it on twitter,facebook,and.......THE ONE PIECE WIKIA

DP: wa? I SWEAR IF YOU DO YOU'LL REGRET IT

Ryu:*gets ready to press the post button*

DP: DONT

Ryu:*presses the send button* oops

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 * ryu gets blown back from the ferocious explosion from DP*

DP:*walking out of the dust while emanating flames* you've really done it now

Ryu:*presses a special button on his ipad* now we're talkin


 * mortal kombat music starts playing in the background*

DP:*takes out ipad looking device with the word admin written on it* so you wanna play?

Ryu: wtf is that?

DP: its an admin pad. all the official OP wikia admins are issued one

Ryu: oooooo? well what does it do?

DP:*presses a button*

Ryu:*tries to say something*...............................

DP: you've just been kickbanned from talking

Ryu:*in shock and still trying to say something*.............................

DP: my dream is finally realized, you finally STFU

Ryu:*with an angry face and presses a button on his ipad*...........................


 * out of ryus ipad an army of oompa loompas appear and attack DP*

DP: really?


 * the oompa loompas try to attack dp but a barrier stops them from attacking him*

DP: you stupid tricks can do nothing, I AM AN ADMIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 * DP again presses a button on his admin pad making Ryu lose all his arms and legs*

DP: you've just been blocked for 4 weeks, but dont worry. i wont ban you forever

Ryu:*a sign of relief is on ryus face*......................

DP:*presses a button on his admin pad* do you have anything to say for yourself?

Ryu: i can talk?

DP: well?

Ryu:*crawls over to his ipad and presses a button with his tongue* this is my answer

DP*walking over an looking at whats on Ryus ipad* ? are seri-?

Ryu: just posted it on the one piece w-


 * suddenly ryu completely disappears*

DP:*stomps on ryus ipad and walks away* good riddents and see you in 20 years asshole

THE END  Well? TOO AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO It had to be done LPK sucks 