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Prologue

 * Luffy has become Pirate King after defeating Blackbeard.
 * Big Mom has been crushed by a coalition of the Straw Hat Pirates, Heart Pirates, Kid Pirates, Hawkins Pirates, and On Air Pirates.
 * Jinbe has joined the Straw Hat Pirates.
 * Tsuru has left the Marines.

Shichibukai

 * Dracuille Mihawk
 * Boa Hancock
 * Bartholomew Kuma
 * Donquixote Doflamingo
 * Trafalgar Law
 * Buggy
 * Itashi (Megalodon Fishman)

Admirals

 * Akainu (Fleet Admiral)
 * Kizaru
 * Smoker
 * Thorin (Metal DF)

Promotions

 * Coby (Vice Admiral)
 * Helmeppo (Rear Admiral)
 * Tashigi (Vice Admiral)
 * Hina (Vice Admiral)
 * T-Bone (Rear Admiral)
 * Sentomaru (Vice Admiral)

Commanders
Revolutionary 5th Division Commander: Emporio Ivankov

Revolutionary 4th Division Commander: Jakus (A 10-ft tall man with a variety of weapons hanging from his figure)

Revolutionary 3rd Division Commander: Rhond (A normal-sized man wearing a black shirt with rolled-up sleeves. He has tattoos on his arms, sharpened teeth, and a hungry expression.)

Revolutionary 2nd Division Commander: Wake (A normal-sized man in red leather armor with black hair and a double-edged sword about 3 feet long.)

Revolutionary 1st Division Commander: Yamamoto (An admiral-sized, dark-skinned man with no shirt, tan pants, and tribal tattoos.)

Random Action Scenes
Buggy: Argh....damn, that Dragon, doing that with his ships.....

Revolutionaries: Hey! It's one of the Shichibukai!

Buggy: Hey, no wait...

Revolutionaries: Fire!

(Bullets fly, hitting Buggy many times. When the Revolutionaries stop firing, there are many round holes in Buggy's body, including several large ones from cannonballs. There is a large chunk taken from the bottom of Buggy's face and neck.)

Revolutionaries: Well, that was eas....

Buggy: Now that was uncalled for.

Revolutionaries: What....what is that!

(Buggy's mouth, a section of his body that is in a perfect circle, rises into the air and fits back into place. Similarly, round pieces of his body float off the ground and fill the holes that were left by the bullets.)

Revolutionaries: He....he let the bullets go through him!

Buggy: Now, let's see how you like it. Bara Bara Finger Bullet!

(The very tip of Buggy's finger shoots off and hits a Revolutionary, dropping him instantly. Buggy raises both hands and points all ten of his fingers towards the Marines.)

Buggy: Bara Bara Gatling!!

(The tips of the fingers shoot off, quickly followed by the next section of his finger, then the next. The Revolutionaries fall like flies before his attack. When the last one has fallen, Buggy's hands reform and he walks away.)

Buggy: Hey, I'm not that weak, ya know....

(Off the shore of the island where G-5 is at night, three ships full of pirates readies for battle.)

Captain: Today's the day! Today we capture G-5 and put and end to the Marines!

Crew: ROOOOOOOOAAAAAR!!

Captain: We shall do what no pirate has done before! We shall....huh?

(A thick carpet of white fog is rolling across the sea. It wraps around the ships and prevents them from seeing each other.)

Captain: What is this fog?

(Voice from above): It's smoke, actually.

(Everyone on the ship looks up to see a figure sitting on top of the mast with a long item in his hand.)

Captain: It can't be.....the White Hunter?

Crew Member: I thought he left G-5!

Smoker: Good thing I didn't leave for Marineford too early....

Captain: Shoot him down!!

(The pirates fire, but Smoker disappears in a puff of smoke. He then reappears behind the captain and knocks him out with one hit from his jutte.)

Smoker: A good warmup for Revolutionaries....

(Back at G-5, screams, loud cracks, and explosions are heard for a few minutes. Then everything goes quiet. A trail of smoke streaks from the cloud and lands at the shore, next to the waiting Vice-Admiral Tashigi.)

Tashigi: Smoker-san, there's a Den Den Mushi from Marineford...

Smoker: Tell Akainu I'm coming. Ready a warship and get Yarisugi and the troops onboard.

(The smoke on the water clears, revealing the wreckage of three pirate ships. An infobox for Smoker reads "Admiral Smoker: Commander of Marines in the New World.")

Caribou: Look at all these Marines to kill!! Oh I just loooove the stench of blood!!

Marines: It's Wet-Haired Caribou, the rookie with a bounty of 210,000,000!! Get him!!

Caribou: Kekeke....I don't think so!!

(Caribou places his hand on the ground, and a huge swamp forms. The Marines are sucked in, weapons and all.)

Caribou: Ah....that tasted soooo good...

Tashigi: Hey! Cut that out!

(Tashigi attacks, slashing at Caribou, but he disappears into his swamp and reappears behind Tashigi with his hand over her mouth.)

Caribou: Don't disappear now!! Kekekekeke!!

(Tashigi jabs her sword backward, forcing Caribou to back off.)

Tashigi: Geppo!

(Tashigi runs towards Caribou and preps her strike. However, Caribou produces one of the Marines and uses his as a meat shield to block Tashigi's strike.)

Caribou: Hey now, don't be attacking your own soldiers!

Tashigi: You scum!!

(Caribou raises his hand towards the sky, and a shower of swords explode outward and fall toward Tashigi like a bladed rain.)

Tashigi: Too many....

(Caribou appears in front of her with a scythe in hand.)

Caribou: Kekekeke...fresh blood!!

(Caribou swings, but a booted foot steps on his scythe.)

Smoker: White Out!

(Smoker's coat, which had been smoke, expands into a cloud that envelops the swords and obscures them from view. Smoker, standing on Caribou's scythe, rams his jutte into Caribou's gut, pinning him to the ground in his own swamp.)

Caribou: Guh....seastone?!?

(The swords in Smoker's smoke then appear above Caribou's body and drive into him all at once. Caribou screams while Smoker holds him down with his jutte. Tashigi stands by helpless. Once the blades have all descended, Smoker steps away.)

Smoker: Remorse has no place on this battlefield. Here, there are no morals, no justice, no mercy. There is only survival.

(Smoke billows from the area where the ships crashed through the wall. The Marines form a line and aim their weapons into the smoke. Suddenly, two figures streak from the inside of the smoke and head towards the Marines.)

Marines: Fire!

(Bullets fly, but the figures dodge them all. One of the left reaches over his shoulder with his left hand and pulls a claymore from his back. With his right hand, he tugs a rapier from a sheath on the back of his belt. He charges into the Marines, blood flying everywhere as he hacks them to pieces with his rapier. The figure skewers Marine after Marine on his claymore, and deposits them on a growing pile of bodies.)

Momonga: Get away! He is too strong for you!

(The figure drops a body on top of the pile he is standing on. He looks down at the Vice Admiral, who is joined by Vice Admiral Onigumo and Vice Admiral Stainless.)

Figure: Well, looks like some of the big players have come out to play...

Infobox: Revolutionary Fourth Division Commander: "One-Man Army" Jakus.

(Elsewhere on the battlefield, Marines are firing at a huge figure in their midst. The figure disappears in a flash and appears behind the Marines. All at once, the Marines' bodies explode with wounds, and they drop to the ground. The monstrous figure turns to survey his work and licks his clawed hand.)

''Infobox: Revolutionary Third Division Commander: "Marine Hunter" Rhond. User of the Dino Dino no Mi, Model: Velociraptor.''

Akainu: Great Eruption!!

Dragon: Hall of Thunder!!

(Akainu's magma fist is ripped to pieces by a storm of lightning. The attacks cease, forming an avenue between the two fighters. Akainu hurls a wave of magma at Dragon shaped like a dog head, but Dragon holds out his right hand and creates an wind gust that blasts a hole in the lava. Akainu turns to magma and shoots towards Dragon with his hand coated in magma. Scales coat Dragon's skin, and he catches Akainu's fist with a clawed left hand. With the other hand, Dragon summons a vertical whirlwind and plants it in Akainu's chest, sending his flying backward. Akainu skids, but reforms himself from lava. When he does, his nose is dripping blood.)

Akainu: Not just all show, is he....

(Revolutionary commander Jakus, holding his claymore in both hands, executes a downward swing. Mihawk parries the blow with his katana, but Jakus, having released the claymore, rolls under Mihawk's blade and pulls two pistols from bandoliers on his chest. Mid-roll, Jakus fires several times, but Mihawk simply continues the parry and deflects the bullets into the sky. Jakus straightens up and throws both pistols into the sky before tugging all four rapiers from the back of his belt and throwing them up too. Finally, he pulls a katana from his right hip and plants it in the ground, then grabs a bazooka off his back. Mihawk, tired of waiting, sends a spiralling slash his direction, but Jakus pulls the katan out of the ground with his left hand and deflects the attack. Mihawk closes in, and Jakus unloads with the bazooka. Mihawk, undaunted, catches the cannonballs on his blade and sends them flying elsewhere. In the same fluid movement, Mihawk spins and slices at Jakus. Jakus turns his bazooka vertically to block it, but Mihawk slices through it. At the last moment, Jakus blocks the attack with his katana, but a cut appears on the right side of his face, right over the eye.)

Jakus: Even haki reinforcement, huh...

(Jakus plants the katana in the ground and reaches out with one hand. A rapier falls into it, and he slices downward at Mihawk. Instead of dodging, Mihawk cuts through the katana and slices upward at Jakus. Jakus catches another rapier in his right hand and blocks, then slashes with his left hand. Mihawk twists his blade and catches the attack on the hilt before spinning his blade, knocking Jakus back. Jakus catches the two last falling rapiers on his left blade and begins to spin them around. With the other hand, Jakus hurls his rapier at Mihawk. Mihawk knocks it aside, and Jakus catches his two pistols in his right hand. Jakus and Mihawk charge each other, and Jakus lets fly the two rapiers that had been spinning around the right blade. Mihawk shifts to the side to avoid them, then executes and uppercut slash. Jakus fires with both pistols, but Mihawk deflects the bullets mid-slice, forcing Jakus to rapier. Mihawk, staring him straight in the eyes, does not stop his slice, shattering the rapier and slices open Jakus' chest. Jakus coughs blood and falls to his knees as Mihawk steps back.)

Mihawk: You are skillful, stepping back like that to avoid being cleaved in two.

Jakus: Heh....guess I have to use my spear.

(Jakus stands and grabs the spear from his back. He levels it at Mihawk, holding it with both hands.)

Jakus: This is my last weapon, you know.

(Mihawk jumps and comes down standing on the crossguard of his blade. Jakus hops backward and swings the spear at Mihawk, but he tugs his blade out of the ground and knocks the tip of the spear into the air. Jakus, using the momentum of the deflection, spins the butt end of the spear at Mihawk, but he counters with the guard and makes a stab at Jakus. Jakus dodges and jumps back before holding his spear in both hands. Mihawk charges with his blade held in preparation for a downward slash, but Jakus lunges with the spear, spinning it in his hands and stunning Mihawk. A horizontal, tube-shaped shockwave blasts across the the battlefield, sending Marines and Revolutionaries flying. Mihawk, having barely dodged the attack, looks behind him in amazement. Mihawk then realizes that when he had blocked the attack, the sleeve of his right arm had been torn to shreds.)

Mihawk: Why didn't you use that before?

Jakus: I can't control it very well.

(Mihawk surveys him for a moment, then holds his sword behind his back.)

Mihawk: Try that move again. After all, it is your last chance.

Jakus: I always wanted a chance to test this move against the World's Strongest Sword Slash....

(Mihawk slices downward, sending a green blade of air at Jakus. Jakus lunges with his spear, spinning it like he did before. The shockwave meets the slash and is cleaved in half. The slash continues, cutting a huge path in the battlefield all the way to the ocean. Jakus stands frozen for a second, then a huge gash appears on the right side of his body and he collapses. Mihawk stares at him briefly then turns towards the batlefield once more.)

(Revolutionary Commander Rhond flies through the Marines, cutting them to pieces as he goes. Suddenly, a flash of light appears in front of him. Rhond, knowing what it is, slashes downward, but a light-speed kick catches him in the gut and sends him flying. Rhond skids to a halt and coughs blood. 50 yards in front of him, where he had started, Kizaru stands with one finger pointed at Rhond. Rhond, seeing the attack, dodges as a huge explosion lights up behind him. Rhond vanishes, reappears in front of Kizaru, and launches a kick with his left foot. Kizaru catches the attack on his right arm, but Rhond is already attacking with his clawed right hand. Kizaru disappears in a flash of light and reappears several feet backward, dodging the attack.)

Kizaru: As much as I'd love to play, I have better things to do with my time...

(Kizaru places his palms together and pulls them apart. When he pulls them apart, two blades of light appear. Kizaru seizes one in each hand as Rhond charges again.)

Kizaru: Refracting Slash.

(Rhond foresees the attack with Kenbushoku Haki, but before he can dodge, Kizaru is gone. Rhond turns to see Kizaru standing behind him, but two huge slashes then appear on his chest. Rhond coughs blood, but Kizaru appears directly behind him and drives both blades into Rhond's chest. The commander falls, but Kizaru is not done. Raising a finger and pointing it at Rhond's head, Kizaru charges a laser.)

Kizaru: No sense taking chances....

(There is a flash of light, and Kizaru's laser shoots into the sky. Revolutionary Commander Wake stands over Rhond, having knocked Kizaru's arm skyward and deflecting the attack. Behind Wake, Ivankov lands.)

Ivankov: Hell Wink!!

(Kizaru, caught by surprise, is knocked backward.)

Wake: Iva, take Rhond to be treated.

Rhond: ...don't lose.....Wake....

(Ivankov hoists Rhond onto his shoulders and runs off. Suddenly, a beam of light appears in front of them.)

Kizaru: I won't let you....

(The beam of light is suddenly cut in half by Wake and his short sword. Kizaru stumbles, then straightens up.)

Kizaru: I should have expected as much from a former Marine Vice-Admiral....let's play, Wake....

(Kizaru produces a single blade of light and clashes it against Wake's sword.)

Marines: Open fire! Take down the commanders!!

(Bullets, tear into a lone figure, sending pieces of him flying. When the fire lulls, rock grows and patches up the holes.)

Marines: Dammit, a Logia user!!

''Infobox: Revolutionary Commander Yamamoto. Rock logia user.''

Yamamoto: I don't have time for you all....

(Yamamoto stretches his right hand back and throws it forward, sending small, sharp pieces of rock into the Marine lines. He then places his left hand on the ground. There is a rumbling, causing the Marines to look down.)

Yamamoto: Tectonic Movement.

(A huge fissure opens in the plaza, creating two huge pieces of earth. One piece rises, and the other falls, creating a cliff. Marines fall into the fissure, and Yamamoto grips his left hand into a fist and stands. The fissure closes and the two pieces of earth begin to slide past each other. A wall in front of Marineford, starts to crumble as huge pieces of it fall.)

Smoker: Cut it out already!

(Yamamoto turns and is hit across the face by Smoker's jutte. Yamamoto is knocked back, but stands and raises his right hand.)

Yamamoto: Too late, I've already gotten by rock into the foundations here.

(The ground beneath Smoker's feet cracks. Smoker looks down, then jumps backward.)

Yamamoto: Rock Tomb.

(A lion-shaped rock bursts from the ground and swallows Smoker whole. Yamamoto then summons huge rock spikes around the lion and clenches his fist. The spikes fly for the lion.)

Smoker: White Vine.

(The lion explodes in a puff of smoke. Smoker flies into the air as the spikes crash into the spot he was a second ago. Replacing his jutte on his back, Smoker sends hundreds of his fists raining down upon Yamamoto.)

Smoker: White Rain!

(Yamamoto rears his right hand back and flings rock shards at Smoker, destroying many of the fists. In the chaos, Smoker appears and attacks Yamamoto with his jutte. Yamamoto produces a rock blade on his arm and blocks the attack. The two then knock each other backward.)

Yamamoto: Forgive me Dragon, I'm going to have some trouble with this one...

Smoker: You rebels should all just disappear.