User:Sergeant Alpha

Call me SA, Sarge, Alpha, Alphy, Alphie, Ishilly, Lpha, Sergant, and etc. Just don't call me "Alf". Pick-up lines won't work on me, I'll just reflect them. > _ >; I love shirtless (or naked) men, wikichat, and RPing with the Espadas. Yoai and het fan. Possibly a yuri fan.

Goals
Become king/queen: Hentai King and Queen/ Spam Apprentice ✔

Kickbanned: 6 / 10

Freezed: 12 / 100

Avatar changes: 38 / 100

Draw Zoro X Nami

Bring sister to chat: ✔ 

Espada Links: 4/20

Draw Toriko kissing Rin

Draw Ringo Jacks

Redraw Serena Sun

Draw Lixis

Draw Hermes

Draw Doujin

Get picture of self leaked: ✔

The Hawtest Man In The World
 Ricizubi http://i.imgur.com/EHVLX.png Congrats, Rici. You haven't escaped the curse.

Hitlist of shirtless men

 * 1) Straw Hat Boy Holy moly. You have a body like Zoro~
 * 2)  Man of Myth Is Legend
 * 3) Unkownada
 * 4) Zoro-san Soon: http://i.imgur.com/mrGSM.jpg (Expectation)
 * 5) Blackendedsoul
 * 6) Lixis10
 * 7) Monkey.D.Me
 * 8) Sniper-san
 * 9) NewWorldWarrior
 * 10) Fantasy Detective
 * 11) X-Raptor
 * 12) Fire-Fist-Portgas-D.-Ace
 * 13) Swimswimfruit
 * 14) LuffyPirateKing
 * 15) Dionit
 * 16) FelipeNexus
 * 17) Tuckyd
 * 18) 1NF3RNO
 * 19) P.D.Ace
 * 20)  Marcus Junior   (I must do this; FOR CALU!)
 * 21) Goku259
 * 22) The big croc
 * 23) Evil Grin
 * 24) Dmurray1031
 * 25) Awesome!
 * 26) Jinbe
 * 27) DancePowderer
 * 28) Total Carnage
 * 29) DragonIsTheStrongest
 * 30) Firefist55
 * 31) Granit Hysaj
 * 32) Piece Enrik
 * 33) Stormbaron
 * 34) BroOk
 * 35) Turles of the tree
 * 36) Evanalmighty
 * 37) Sff9 (If he/she is male)
 * 38) The darkest devil
 * 39) F.U.2007
 * 40) Weirdowithcoffee
 * 41) PentagonAFVTD
 * 42) SanjiTheCook
 * 43) Tralfalgar Kid
 * 44) Ryuga59
 * 45) Sea Terror
 * 46) MonkiDLuffy
 * 47) imhungry4444
 * 48) LuffayKing12

Favorite Pairings
ZoroXNami - Opposite love.

CrocodileXDoflamingo - Yoai love

ViviXKohza - Aladdin and Jasmine type of love.

SanjiXCaimie - Romantic love.

BonneyXLaw - "Super"nova love.

ZoroXAce - Cool love.

NamiXAce - Hawt love.

AceXNojiko - Even more hawt love.

AceXSmoker - Thanks to Nada.

KiddXLaw - Another pairing caused by Nada.

LuffyXZoro - Crew love.

CrocodileXMihawt X Doflamingo - *triple nosebleed*

MihawtXZoro - Competitive love.

FrankyXRobin - Fun love.

PeronaXCoby - Pink-haired love.

My Favorite Characters
Zoro is a sexy marimo. Ace is litereally hawt and shirtless all the time.. Lucci has dat awesome beard-cut. Law-ya is hawt and mysterious. Sanji is a gentleman. Luffy is clueless as adorable. Coby is shy and adorable. Khoza is a hawt blonde. Shanks is hawt even when 40 years old. Young Roger has that myschievious smile. Kaku acts cool but is soft in the inside. Kidd is cocky redhead. Pell's makeup. Iceberg; another guy with make-up. Marco always has a high face on. Mansopp, timeskip Usopp, is beefed up. Doflamingo is boss and hawt. (Dat leg hair). Crocodile is is hawt with slid-back hair. Robin is hawt and quiet. Nami is hawt and has a spunky attitude. Caimie is hawt and clumsy. Fuckaboshi is cool as fuck. Shirahoshi is hawt and Poseidon. Sadi is hawt and naughty. Whitey Bay is hawt and with a sassy attitude. Yorki is hawt and surfer-dude. Young Rayleigh is hawt and epic beard. Wiper is hawt and can kick your ass with his Burn Bazooka (with a skirt on). Johnny is adorable and kissed Yosaku in the anime. Yosaku is adorable and kissed Johnny in the anime. Boa Hancock is hawt and has a bossy attitude. Margaret is friendly and hawt. Shirley is hawt, mature,and a Filf (fish I'd like to fuck). Ishilly is also a Filf and reincarnation of Ace. Koala is adorable and brave. Rindo is hawt and quiet like a boss. Mihawt is a Silf (Shichibukai I'd like to fuck) because of his epic hawtness. Bon-chan is favorite okama, has to be next crew member. Duval is hawt and adorable when turned down (No I did not say handsome.) Kalifa is hawt and dumb blonde. Benn Beckman is hawt and mature as fuck. Miss Goldenweek has adorable braids and is redhead. Paula is hawt and has epicly fucked-up walk. Daz Bones has epic steel dick. Hacchi is a bros-before-hoes kind of guy. Aisa is rebellious and a tomboy. Fullbody is pink version of Yorki. Enel AKA Anal is hawt and shirtless all the time. Sabo is adorable with his lost tooth and brave..