User blog:AYET/Dairy of a blogging kid - Trouble with the cook...


 * AY says: A bit boring currently, not yet time for the next blog, so just to have some fun and humor with an episode from the life of AY in OP world...


 * *Bells ringing! End of a period, its time for lunch...*
 * *AY walks into the cafeteria, goes to the order counter, encounters Sanji cooking while having a cigarette in mouth*
 * AY: 'scuse me...
 * Sanji: Yeah, what do you want?
 * AY: Sanji-sensei, isn't that a... unhealthy to cooking while smoking? Contaminates the dish...
 * *Sanji turns around to face AY*
 * Sanji: Kid, where do you see I smoke? *the cig was not lit*
 * AY: Oh, my bad, sorry Sanji-sensei. May I order?
 * Sanji: Yeah, what do you want? *turns around and continues cooking*
 * AY: Perhaps something light, fries maybe?
 * Sanji: No more of that.
 * AY: Ooookay, sandwiches?
 * Sanji: Don't have that for today.
 * AY: Oh, ham and sausages?
 * Sanji: It was in yesterday's menu
 * AY: Burgers?
 * Sanji: Tomorrow
 * AY: Erm... can I have the menu please, Sanji-sensei?
 * Sanji: Get that from there *points to a direction, sees waitress Kokoro with the menu, refuse to go there*
 * AY: I... think I will just ask, what do you have to eat, sensei?
 * Sanji: Peanuts
 * AY: PEANUTS?! A cafeteria this big and all you serve are peanuts?!
 * Sanji: Yup, take it or leave it
 * AY: Wha the...!!
 * Sanji: *turns head, right leg starts to turn red* Ya got a problem, kid??!!!
 * AY: *scared* No... no... no problem at all...
 * *A bunch of girls walks towards the order counter...*
 * Robin: Fries please.
 * Sanji: Robin-chwaaaaan! Here it is! *out pops a plate of fries* (AY: Huh??)
 * Nami: I want sanwiches.
 * Sanji: Nami-swaaaan! Always ready for you! *out comes a plate of sandwiches* (AY: Wha?!)
 * Kalifa: Ham and sausage for me.
 * Sanji: Kalifa-dearrrr! Fresh from the stove! *brings out a plate of ham and sausage* (AY: Arek?!?!)
 * Perona: Burgers, burgers, burgers.
 * Sanji: There, out from the frying pan, into the plate, my beautiful girl from Thriller Bark! (AY: WTF!)
 * *The girls happily took their meal and went to their seats*
 * AY: Sanji-sensei, what's the big idea?! I ordered for those and you said none of those available.
 * Sanji: There's still peanuts...
 * AY: The hell with peanuts!! Its not...
 * *In comes Jack Sparrow, rushing straight towards the counter*
 * Sparrow: Oh, peanuts!
 * Sanji: Aye, here.
 * *Sparrow ate the peanuts and ended up defeating Davy Jones in a climatic battle in the middle of a maelstrom*
 * AY: SUGE!!!
 * Sanji: Kid, those peanuts has a secret recipe I learn during the two years of training, it powers up your abilities greatly.
 * AY: SUGEEE!!! Where did you learn the recipe, sensei?
 * Sanji: *eyes twitching, suddenly gets angry for no apparent reason* None of your business... *flips the finger at AY* I DIDN'T LEARN ANYTHING FROM ANY OKAMA, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE ASKING!!!
 * AY: Whoa... Settle down, sensei! Okay, I go for the peanuts.
 * Sanji: No more, kid. How about something else?
 * AY: NO, I want those peanuts! I desprarately need that kinda food!
 * Sanji: I said no more... Why do you so desparately need the power up anyway?
 * AY: It will help me a lot in my training.
 * Sanji: Oh... What training? Who's your teacher?
 * AY: Swords style, Zoro-sense...
 * *AY flies out from the cafeteria being kick by Diable Jambe...*
 * Sanji: There! No students of that stupid marimo in MY cafeteria!!!


 * This blog drew inspiration and a parody based on the blog GMC