User blog comment:YTOfficer01/If you were going to eat a fruit....what fruit would you like to eat?/@comment-67.188.233.113-20100921101753

Paramecia - Ubuge Ubuge no Mi. I'm pretty sure ubuge means soft, I could be wrong. Essentially the person who eats this fruit becomes a soft man and can make objects they touch become soft. The user may revert things back into their original form and density after they have become soft. Before you think that sounds retarded, think of this. Bullets hitting you? It feels like you got hit by a cotton ball. No physical force could harm you. Offensive abilities? Turn your enemy into jelly or turn their footing into a swamp-like substance. Afterwards, change the ground back into ground.

Zoan - I would eat the Hito Hito no Mi and become an awakened human. The demon guards of Impel Down are examples of becoming "awakened". My abilities would include incredible resilience, strength, speed, dexterity, and brainpower. Unlike the demon guards I would be incredibly smart due to humans amazing knowledge and learn martial arts or something, being on par with Sengoku in his "Buddha" form.

Logia - Mira Mira no Mi. Not sure whether this would be paramecia or logia but I'm putting it under logia. The devil fruit user would become a mirror man and their entire body would be composed of the light reflected off of different surfaces. Basically you only exist where there is light, however no attack can hit you and you can use your mirroring ability to deflect attacks or replicate Kizaru's light beams, by mirroring light in a certain way (like starting a fire with a magnifying glass).

Also, another idea for a paramecia devil's fruit is the Suke Suke no Mi. The devil's fruit eater would become an awesome man and everyone would respect and befriend him instead of fighting him. It's the power of people liking you.