User:Professor !AHA!

I'm a writer and semi-professional English tutor. As a fanatical fan of One Piece, I find it incumbent on myself to ensure accuracy in grammar and content on this wiki. Hopefully I don't step on anyone's toes ;-)

Of course, I don't really care if someone feels like I'm "stepping on their toes;" I have no tolerance for the bastardization of the English language, and the same goes for Nihongo. So back up, bitches. The Professor is in the house. Yoroshiku