User blog comment:Uknownada/Problems with the chat?/@comment-3181121-20111026232336

1. Purchase a live animal. (Mammals are preferred, but poultry are accepted if you're in a hurry)

2. Turn your desk into an altar praising the One Piece Wikia. Hanging a framed and printed screenshot of a nice chatmoment above it is definitely recommended.

3. Completely undress

4. Hold the animal acquired in step 1 over your keyboard.

5. Sacrifice it while praising the name of the holy Chathulu. Blood splattering on your keyboard is not frowned upon.

6. Log on to the chat and proceed to chat. Do not get dressed at this point.

7. ???????

8. Profit.