User blog:AuroraOfDeath/One Piece Wiki: A Game of Hunger

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-this already on? Oh.

WELCOME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TO THE ONE PIECE WIKI SUMMER HUNGER GAAAAAMMMEEEEES!!!!!!

I know, I know, very exciting!!

I should first introduce myself, I am President AoD, organisor and commentator of this Hunger Games.

Now, I know what you're thinking: "Where is Jade?" Well, I couped the country and threw her in the games. Sooooooooo, who are our candidates?

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YES, you're seeing it right! We have changed everyone into a character for Game of Thrones! Because screw you guys!!! I must say, most tributes do fit their character! Don't like your character? WELL TOO BAD HAHAHA!!! THIS AINT A DEMOCRACY!!

The Reaping will start TOMORROW, be sure not to miss it, ladies and gentlemen, because BLOOD WILL FALL!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!!

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WELCOME AGAIN, LADIES AND GENTLELADIES!!!

TODAY IS THE BIG DAY! The candidates will be set loose in the arena, to fight eachother to DEATH!!! Are you guys as exciting as I am? Cuz I'm shivering with goosebumps. A personal favourite this year seems to be the holy gorilla called Harambe. To be honest, I don't really know what the fuss is about. I guess he does know how to survive in the wils, though.

Other favourites are the direwolf Jade, and the man with the direwolf head, Betsy! Lots of wolves this year, though I might remind everyone that the possibility of wolves being in the arena does exist!

The candidates are all set on their starting position, with only 10 seconds to go. Who will survive the Cornucopia Massacre? Let us watch!

The Bloodbath
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The first victim seems to be Kaido's nose! Weirdo must have jumped really high to have reached it, though. David vs Goliath, much? Meanwhile, Yume goes ahead and shows Staw who's the boss in the games! The rest seems to be unified with one thought: https://youtu.be/92gP2J0CUjc?t=92

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O-oh my. Seems like the first victim is the all-time favourite: Harambe!

Whoa! Whoa! Just because he's your favourite doesn't mean you can just whip your dick out for him! What an audience, jeez! SECURITY! KILL THOSE MEN! NO! KILL ALL GORILLA'S!!!!

Ahem, let's continue.

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Booooring

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Uhm, what? Only one death at the cornucopia massacre? WHAT IS THIS SHIT? I WANT BLOOD, AND YOU GUYS ONLY KILL A BLOODY GORILLA? Ohhhhh you're gonna regret this, tributes..