User blog:DarkSkullPirates/Chapter 659 Abridged

This is the first time I've ever done this. i saw a blog of chapter 656 abridged, and thought I could do it too, i hope to God it dosent fail...

--- --- --- --- --- --- So that was it, i know its not that funny :L
 * Cover- Staring at men, looking disapointed, classic Disco
 * Marine: i feel like two 8 foot men are watching me at all times, but hows that different from normal?
 * Marine 2: Huh?
 * Marine:...just the voices
 * Smoker: Hm, I wonder where the secret entrance is, mabey I can just lok at some water and I'll get an answer.
 * Tashigi: *whispers in Smokers ear* To the left....
 * Smoker: FIRE!
 * Smoker: Thats right, I went to Navi-..Navigation-al-tion school!
 * Usopp: Theres a blizzard over there!
 * Luffy: Oh, really? I never noticed because theres this strong wind and the snow is going crazy. thanks captain obvious.
 * Luffy: Mabey me and Robin could just ride you guys
 * Zoro: I wouldnt mind that.....but how will we get across the lake?
 * Usopp: Ima make a boat, yo.
 * Zoro: Oh, awesome Usopp, my favorite kind of shape too.
 * Usopp: i have to think of something clever for this..its a boat..and it looks like a bannanna....BOATY BANNANNA!
 * Robin: oh Usopp, you sure have a lot of seeds.
 * Usopp: Including the one in you--I mean yeah, from Boin Archipelego. I had to go deep in the forrest. Deeper than I went in you--I mean never mind.
 * Luffy: Hey guys! Ima be a fat ass and not help anybody! No wonder I get number one in the popularity poll all the time!
 * Usopp: Sounds good Luff--WAIT, DA HECK IS THAT?
 * Centaur: I need to call my boss, I gotta take this hard curvy thing out of my pants and blow on it!
 * Zoro:.....Is that what she said..or..he said...
 * Usopp: Oh look, a bunch of centaurs looking to kill us.
 * Robin: No reason to be scared, just keep rowing.
 * Chopper: Ive finally been put in charge of something I wont screw up!
 * Nami: Ima just stand here so the pervs can look at me!
 * Sanji: Now, Take. It. OFF.
 * PH guys: Oh noes, WE'RE MELTING, MEELLTTIINNGGGG. wait, we're just sheep.
 * Samuri Head: Ugh...Ohh...eehh....
 * Sanji: Are you jizzing in your pants?
 * Head: No.
 * Franky: Is the Head getting head?
 * Head: No! My torso is fighting some dude using auras and blahblahblah....
 * Brook: Woah, no legs, no head..theres no logical explanationbut that youve been cut, died, came back as a spirit, and are atacking me for no reason! Your just jealous of my fashion sense!
 * Brook: Your strong..just like you MOM IN BED AUBADE COUP DRIOTE BEYYAACH
 * Brook: .....You werent defeated....FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCKING GREAT
 * PH guy: Hey master that isnt really human and just some sort of substance which is really confusing but Im guessing will be revealed how you do it later, a warship in on the shore
 * Master: Whatevs broseph, just hide and you wont get buttraped.
 * Smoker: THEY LIE, ITS LIEs, ALL LIES, THERE BE NO GAS ON THIS ISLANDNO GAS AT ALL
 * Marine: Except out your butt
 * Marine 2: And the hot air from your head
 * Smoker: *noob mode* STFU N00BZ IDFK WAT U THINK OF M3! Lets just knock on the front door, mabey someone will answer
 * Marine: Seems legit
 * Doors answers*
 * Law: Oh hey guys, I just baked cookies, come in and we can sit down for a cup of tea.
 * Marines: OMGWTFBBQ
 * Law: Yeah, I cut 100 marine hearts out and sent them to you in little wrapped boxes saying "tell your friends". And then I removed their eyeballs and testicals, blended them up, and forced my crew to drink it.
 * Smoker: Hey, you cant be here, GTFO
 * Law: NO U