User blog comment:Kaido King of the Beasts/Murphy's Laws of One Piece/@comment-7890302-20151125003232

Rule one of Nobody: There are no rules.

Rule two of Nobody: Everyone hates Nobody.

Rule three of Nobody: He is not a crystal gem, but he is a psycho path.

Rule Four of Nobody: He has perved on you before.

Rule Five of Nobody: When in doubt, reference something stupid.