User blog comment:Monkey.D.Me/If I were in his/her shoes/@comment-72.182.0.105-20111106014449

If I was in Dance Powderer's shoes, I would take them off, fill them with liquid nitrogen, set them somewhere where he would be able to easily put them on, and then, I'd those shoes in a box, and then I'd put that box inside of another box, and then I'd mail that box to DP, and when it arrived AHAHAHA I'D SMASH IT WITH A HAMMA! It's brilliant, Brilliant, BRILLIANT, I tell you! Genius, I say! Or, to save on postage, I'd just drop them in the ocean.