User:Darek0937

long ago in a distant land I raizo the ultimate shinobi master of epicness unleashed an unspeakable hype but a foolish mammoth mastodon wielding a crooked sword stepped forth to oppose me before the final blow was struck I tore open a ninjutsu in time and flung him into the future where my hype is law now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the greatness that is raizo

Shrek was lola's groom and luffy's harambe mode (troll theories) "that" person must have been someone who loves lola because what other reason this marriage failed if big mom couldn't give him the specific woman he fell in love with and lola looks like an ogre and who finds ogre females beautiful you ask? that's right it's the green ogre himself Shrek. at first sight he mistook lola as an ogre and instantly fell in love with her and propose himself to her but you might ask yourself why would shrek be powerful enough to take out the yonkos well isn't it obvious? this is shrek we are talking about of course he is powerful he would even give kaido a run for his money but if you're still not convinced then first you need to know what does the D stands for. obviously it's stands for donkey yes that's right D means donkey that's the hidden meaning to this latter and as you know donkey is shrek's sidekick meaning any D carrier is beneath shrek's power level. yes even Gol .D. Roger knows that he even stated to be one of shrek's underlings when shrek was a pirate captain fighting against lord farquad to reclaim his precious swamp back I mean who do you think gave Roger the straw hat to begin with? so that proves that Shrek was the person who was supposed to marry so that big mom can have the power to take out all of the yonkos because shrek is love shrek is life. I mean why do you think oda didn't put the oni oni fruit model: shrek? because it would be too op

Now for luffy's secret ultimate technique to overwhelm everyone who is beneath his power level it's the gumo gumo no harambe. for you to understand let me explain luffy's first name is monkey and on top of that monkey is the animal he is most in common with and in gear fourth he claimed to be king kong but king kong is a monkey of the gorilla species but which specific gorilla is considered a god? do I even need to ask? it's harambe the silverback gorilla that was taken away from us by the haters and it would be ridiculous to explain that harambe is so powerful he could take out the world's strongest pirate known to the universe himself buggy the clown. harambe must have been the one who raised roger as a child and taught him everything about freedom, strong will and friendship because his haki is so powerful it could tear the fabrics of space and time if he were to go all out. when luffy hears about the harambe incident he would be furious after taking his dick out he would come up with a new technique to pay homage to our fallen hero by obtaining a fraction of harambe's will power he could take out the entire world if the straw hat went all out on his opponents meaning he would only use it as a final trump card when facing against someone like kaido but this technique will grant him the overwhelming power to become the pirate king.