User blog comment:Naruichi96/Crazy Void Century Theory!!!/@comment-24799733-20140505230741/@comment-7890302-20140506014621

Bio or no bio, I won't read it. Unless... It has...


 * Rosario Dawson saving Jimmy Carter from a Ninja Giraffe.


 * Robert Downey JR wrestling 2 small Siamese midgets both named Hether.


 * Or... Baby hippos fighting a chainsaw wielding ghost of Abraham Lincoln.