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 * Chuck Norris is the reason why Sanji turned gay.


 * Chuck Norris's aquarium is All Blue.


 * Chuck Norris is the reason why Gol D. Roger was executed.


 * Chuck Norris kicked Whitebeard in the balls and made him want to have sons.


 * Chuck Norris ran his way up to Skypiea.


 * Chuck Norris gave Zoro the scar on his left eye.


 * Chuck Norris shat bricks and created the poneglyphs.


 * Chuck Norris is the reason Kuja's population increases.