User:Pacifista15/Random Stuff

Don't copy my stuff, or else you die. Period. 20:34, November 9, 2012 (UTC)

Story
(Baltigo, the land of white soil. The Revolutionary HQ is in turmoil, with men flying around everywhere.)

Revolutionaries: Did you hear?......Strawhat Luffy made it!!......took out Blackbeard....that's two Yonko now!!!......Pirate King.....Dragon's son....countries in uproar.......Marines are going to move soon.....

(The doors burst open, and Dragon walks in wrapped in his black cloak. The Revolutionaries fall silent, and Dragon stops to survey them all.)

Dragon: Communications sector. Recall the commanders to Baltigo. Muster all Revolutionary forces and begin the plan.

Revolutionary: Sir, isn't it.....a bit early? What about Marineford?

Dragon: We aren't going to give the Marines the advantage. They can come to us. With the world in an uproar right now, we need to move quickly.

Revolutionary: Which battle plan sir?

Dragon: Akainu will attempt a preemptive strike. Tell the commanders to disregard secrecy, we want to draw them here.

Revolutionary: So should we begin defensive plan for Baltigo, sir?

Dragon: Yes, Plan C. With the commanders incoming, we have no more than a week to prepare. Get to it.

(The Revolutionaries turn away, some running out various doors, others turning to their Den Den Mushi. Dragon proceeds out the door onto the balcony.)

Dragon: Now come.....Akainu.

(Holy Land of Mariejois, three days later. Akainu is sitting in his office, staring at a huge mural on the wall behind his desk. The mural depicts a god wreathed in fire clashing with a Chinese dragon. Brandnew walks in with some papers in his hands.)

Akainu: So what's the deal? Dragon finally decided to grow a pair?

Brandnew: There's no mistaking it, sir. The Revolutionaries are gathering at Baltigo in huge numbers. There's rumor of war.

Akainu: (getting up) And war we'll give them. Are the Shichibukai here?

Brandnew: All of them, sir.

(In a huge room, seven of the Shichibukai and some assorted Vice Admirals are eating at a long table. Akainu walks in, causing some of the Shichibukai to glance up. A huge, armored fishman speaks up.)

Fishman: Well? Are the rumors true? Are we going to war?

~Infobox: "Sea King" Itashi, Former Bounty: 271,000,000~

(An man in ancient, blood-stained armor laughs in a low voice.)

Armored Man: Bout time.

~Infobox: "Bloody Knight" Drakov, Former Bounty: 199,000,000~

Akainu: Shut the hell up pirates. You have a job to do.

(A large man with a hooked nose, a black cloak, blood-red shirt, and a black bandanna laughs maliciously.)

Man: A job he says. I didn't sign up for this shit. Eh, Kuma?

~Infobox: "Dream Dealer" Cerkos, Former Bounty: 478,000,000~

Kuma: ....

Mihawk: You know full well what you signed up for Cerkos.

Cerkos: Ironic, coming from you, Mihawk.

(Mihawk glares at him. Suddenly, a hand crashes onto the table, throwing down a huge amount of empty plates. Jewelry Bonney reaches and grabs another plate of food before downing it in one huge bite. She is wearing a fur coat over her scanty attire, but is otherwise unchanged. The entire stares at her for a moment.)

Bonney: You gonna eat that pig, Hancock?

(Hancock gives her a death glare, but says nothing. Bonney shrugs and seizes a huge boar and begins to tear away at it.)

Hancock: Such a vulgar girl.....