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Episode: Sharpshooter

*At the shooting range...* Usopp: Pull it far back until near to your shoulder, align your eye to the crosshair, and let go! AY: Aight, Usopp-sensei. *Shots released, all hit bulls eye!* Usopp: Mmm... ''*Behind them hides 4 shadows - MDM, Rici, MJ, and Tucky - stacking on top of one other. In the end the bottom feller falls and out comes the four*'' Usopp-sensei and AY finally notices the stalkers... AY: What are you guys doing? MDM: Nothing, just happen to pass by... AY: Happen to pass by? Here? At a distance so far away from the school? *the shooting range IS very far away from the school* Usopp: Try a better one next time, kids. What do you all want? Rici: We're kinda surprised that you teach shooting, sensei? Thought you are the math teacher Usopp: Kid, I was a man of the sea like my father before me. I was once on par with the great sniper Sogeking, and we ended our duel a stalemate on the island next to Raftel, nearly sinking the island. With our fight so intense, it echos not only the NW but also GL and throughout the four blues, blah.. blah.. Tucky: *whispering* I can see his nose growing longer my the minute, heehee... *Unfortunately enough, Usopp heard that and shoots a Midori Boshi: Devil, trapping those four* AY: Guys, lay off! I'm trying to train here! MJ: Question, why is your board blank while Usopp-sensei's are all at bulls eye? AY: Because I was aiming at it *AY's nose imaginatively grows longer* Rici: Why are you not aiming at YOUR own board? AY: Because I want to show that I can aim and shoot on other targets *nose gets longer, imaginatively* MDM: *holding the LOL* Sure, you are... AY: I AM NOT LYING!!! *nose grows longer still* Usopp: Let's put that to the test to find out, shall we? *And so the four was released from the Devil, lines up in a row about 100 yards away* Usopp: AY-kun, the bullets you have there are Dokuro Bakuhatsu So, which explodes upon impact. You are to shoot it at them respectively, targetting the ring (human finger size) above their head and let it pass through the ring... AY: Sensei, what happens if I missed and it hits either the ring or them? Usopp: I will approve a one week medical absence from school leave for them. AY: Aight, I'll do my best. Usopp: Who didn't believe AY-kun could shoot just now? MDM/Rici/MJ/Tucky:  *shaking in fear* We believe, sensei, we REALLY believe! AY: I DON'T believe you! *Loads the first bullet, aims, pulls the bands, and release!*