User blog comment:Swimswimfruit/OK so...../@comment-4605926-20120122173002

Chuck Norris taught Zeff how to Roundhouse Kick

Kizaru can't keep up with Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can recruit Marines to his Pirate Crew

Chuck Norris is the leader of the Gorosei

Norris Norris No Mi is a Chuck Zoan type of Devil Fruit which is the strongest Devil Fruit out there

Chuck Norris doesn't have a bounty because no one's gonna come after him anyway

Chuck Norris is justice, the Marines just act according to it

Chuck Norris is Impel Down, once he targets you, you can't get away

The Sea Kings are Chuck Norris's pets

Chuck Norris can dry Crocodile

Chuck Norris doesn't need a ship, he simply swims from island to island

Well, it took some time to think these all up and I must say that my favorite one was Swimswimfruit's one - "Chuck Norris knew about the Void Century before it happened" haha