User blog comment:AYET/A devil fruit... in reality!/@comment-4783583-20120226020700

A: I would even if it would make me slimey or able to only tell bad jokes. I will take the change, it's safer then drugs anyway. Would miss the abilty to dive into water though.

B I would eat a zoan, the dragon dragon no mi (which can both be a mythical aswell as an ancient zoan). I would obviously stay the fuck away from luffy and that murderous swordsmen zoro.

C answered both