User:The Koromo

The blood of the one shark would draw dozens more from miles around. Once they feasted on Brody, they assembled like Voltron to create a massive supershark which terrorized Amity Island by launching smaller sharks at the citizens from it's sharkcannon, which was made from even smaller sharks. It was still far less stupid than anything in Jaws: The Revenge.

SUPPORT ME IF YOU SHIP SANJI X KOROMO

Song of the now: "Tonight, Tonight"

well kuro i actually see nami pregnant with luffys kid at the end of the series like after the climax http://images.wikia.com/unanything/images/a/a7/Blingromo.gif

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Whenever you see this somewhere, you'll know I left my territorial whizz: --Incandescent solar flares consuming rainbows in your hair... (talk) 14:26, April 7, 2014 (UTC)

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I'll give you Rokoom. She's a brunette, hideous, and has green dog ears. She sucks at Mahjong, and acts sweet in battle. She has tiny red eyes.

The next overexcited little fruit tart to say admin gets a kick in the ass.

Because you are a very special boy, Coffee. http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110904040558/messaging/images/a/ac/Emoticon_laughing.png

At least he isn't a 110 year old vampire who watches over a girl while she sleeps for months before officially introducing himself. http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110904040558/messaging/images/a/ac/Emoticon_laughing.png No, even better. Once he sees a newborn child he's instantly infatuated and dedicates his life to her. http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110904040558/messaging/images/a/ac/Emoticon_laughing.png

YOU'RE A MOTHERFUCKING PUMPKIN FACE

Type in lying douchebag and go to page fuck off.

k guys i need to restard my computer

DP loves tickly

xiffee onm

its like your getting some pussy but it ends up shes a trap with a huge black penis equals school days

They'll revive him with the "we don't give a shit anymore" jutsu

Put an entire universe in your asshole

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Naruto should have a downer ending. Like Naruto dies, and right before he dies, he envisions and curses himself that he was a fucking idiot who shouldn't have tried to save Sasuke because he realizes what a fucking evil asshole Sasuke has become. And then, right before dying, he flips his middle finger to the crowd and says "Eat Sasuke's rotten zombie ninja cock, fangirls."

Alright my yout, mi and dis fine gyal decide we waan fi go park, we went pon swing, pon slide, and even have good time a bounce pon teeter-totter. Buoy, it fun mi tell yuh. Been long since we frolic ina park. We sit dung a ground fi have lunch, afta lunch she waan fi go home, so we went to her house fi watch movie and sinting. Mi tell you, the gyal mus be one freak, cause she jump pon my lap and start suck out mi face. After 5 minute the blood clot phone ring and mi answer. One rated man come yell ina mi ear, man was livid! Him say sumthing like 'YO STAR, A WEH YOU A DO WIT MI PICKEY?' Mi just give one sour look pon my girl face and ask a wuh dis man business? Gyal tell me her dad ded, him ina ground, ded, ded, ded. A WHO DI BUMBACLOT DEH PON MY PHONE?

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME

Luffy continued on his selfish journey to become Pirate King in Punk Hazard. He endangered his friends and along the way gain notorious enemies. In the meanwhile, Nami heads back to Sunny. He founds all of them sleeping on the deck, however Sanji was inside the kitchen making delicious dessert for Nami. Nami founds Sanji and ask why is everyone sleeping. Sanji replies that he put roofies in their drinks to knock them out for just a few hours so he can spend some alone time with Nami. Nami was surprised and she was touched. Sanji offered the food to Nami and she gladly took it and deliciously ate it. "It is very good and yummy!" said Nami. "Thank you Nami-san!" said Sanji. As a thank you Nami kissed Sanji and Sanji nosebled and became frozen for a while so Nami had to splash him with water to wake up. When Sanji woke up, he found himself in a bed in Nami's room. "Why am I in this room?" he asks. Nami just took a shower and was about to dress up and then Sanji accidentally entered the area. Sanji saw Nami's steaming boobs and sexy ass. Nami wasn't shy after all, its like she wanted Sanji to see her naked. This time Sanji took up courage and didnt become frozen as usual. Sanji moved closer to Nami and touched her boobs. His hands played softly around Nami's nipples. He licked the nipple area and slowly grazed his hand going to Nami's ass. He grabbed Nami's ass and kissed Nami. Nami didn't resist and she just enjoyed the pleasure. "Oh my... This is soooo goood.. I want more... give me more..." said Nami. Sanji didn't hold himself back. He took off Nami's clothes and began kissing her nipples and touching her vagina at the same time. This felt so good for Nami. Nami said, "Sanji-kun, let me give you too..." So Nami, began undressing Sanji's clothes. She touched his penis and started licking it. She sucked the whole penis. She continued sucking inside with her tongue and soft lips and using her hands to play the balls outside. And then, Sanji exploded his load inside Nami's mouth. Nami swallowed all of it and wants more. So Sanji stood up and placed Nami in bending forward position. He slowly penetrated Nami's vagina. And then slowly going out and then in again. Sanji repeated going in and out faster and faster. So Sanji fucked Nami all night. She climaxed 50 times and Sanji exploded 5 times. They were both very tired and slept embracing each other. Weeks later Nami found that she was pregnant and eventually gave birth to a son.

SO THERE'S "THE HERO" WHO FORMS A "FIVE MAN BAND", WHICH CONSISTS OF "THE CHICK", "THE HEART", "THE BIG GUY", "THE HERO", AND "THE WATSON", TEAMING UP TO STOP THE "BIG BAD" WHO IS A "COMPLETE MONSTER" AND HIS "EVIL HENCHMEN". EVERYTHING'S SO MUCH MORE INTERESTING WHEN YOU USE TROPES GUIZE AMIRITE

F3EAKY BA3BE3 YE3STER3DAY

Did you see that, lad? His pancreas came right out his tear duct!

Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough.

What a great president!