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Appearance
Ryu-Chan is eleven meters in every direction. He has a handlebar mustache that goes indefinately upward past the ears. His nose is made of solid gold.

His third nipple is stolen from Chandler Bing. It's known in North American Dubs as his "nubbin".

During the Davy Back Fight Arc, Ryu-Chan had a tempory wristband on his left ear. (right ear in the Viz Manga).

For most of the series, he wears a purple monokini. He's known for his signature crown, given to him by Mr. 9. He always wears oversized boots. He only wears Joey Richter's blue headband during rainstorms.

Personality
Ryu-Chan is a workoholic is drastically afraid of zebra milk. He has an obsession with his own posterior. He collects a series of miniture statues, each one potraying a racist panda. He's been known in France for his "lollygagging", a talent so offensive to Asians that it was banned in Soviet Canada.

He would seem to be a faithful companion to Spandam, obeying his orders and staying by his side (in either form) at all times. However, he seems to be a little cowardly, as Ryu-Chan surrendered immediately when faced with Franky's built-in arm weapon in his face.

Ryu feels the need to kick any form of grammatical injustice. He seems to carry this traight from his father.

Relationships
Ryu-Chan is viewed as a god in most regions on the eastern hemisphere. The other regions, however, plan to kill him for his misdeeds on May 25, 2011.

Mr. 9 is respected by Ryu as a mentor. It is assumed that the baby is his. Mr. 9's mentor, however, is clearly Monkey.D.Me.

Ryu-Chan gets along great with Milhouse Van Houten. They often chat with eachother behind the urinal. They both share a hatred for shredded tacos. This issue has yet to be discussed on The Simpsons.