Who's this geezer Blackbeard?
Who does he think he is?
We'll show that Captain, it's surer than surer
That he will soon get his!
If he was much littler
He would disappear
He's a nasty little basket with a black moustache
And we won't have him here!
He was a paperhanger when he started his career
As Mrs Schicklgruber's only son
Oh, dear Marshall dropped a clanger if he thinks he's coming here
We don't want any paperhanging done
So...
Who's this geezer Blackbeard?
Who does he think he is?
We'll show that Captain, it's surer than surer
That he will soon get his!
If he was much littler
He would disappear
He's a nasty little basket with a black moustache
And we won't have him here!
They say he had a father and his father had his fun
He stayed around to see how long it lasted
Then Marshall came along and his papa went on the run
And that's why poor old Marshall’s flabbergasted
Who's this geezer Blackbeard?
Who does he think he is?
We'll show that Captain, it's surer than surer
That he will soon get his!
If he was much littler
He would disappear
He's a nasty little basket with a black moustache
And we won't have him, don't want him, won't have him here!
