𝕄𝔼𝔾𝔸 𝕋ℍ𝔼𝕆ℝ𝕐 𝕋𝕀𝕄𝔼
𝑵𝑶𝑻𝑬 : 𝑵𝑶𝑻 𝑨𝑳𝑳 𝑶𝑭 𝑻𝑯𝑰𝑺 𝑰𝑺 𝑴𝑰𝑵𝑬. 𝑻𝑯𝑰𝑺 𝑷𝑶𝑺𝑻 𝑰𝑺 𝑨 𝑴𝑰𝑿𝑻𝑼𝑹𝑬 𝑩𝑬𝑻𝑾𝑬𝑬𝑵 𝑴𝒀 𝑶𝑾𝑵 𝑯𝒀𝑷𝑶𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑺𝑬𝑺 𝑨𝑵𝑫 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑶𝑵𝑬𝑺 𝑰 𝑯𝑨𝑽𝑬 𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑫 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑰𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑵𝑬𝑻
NOTE : I POSTED THIS ON BOTH r/onepiece and r/wildanimetheories BUT THE POST WAS REMOVED WITHOUT NOTIFICATION AND GOVEN READON SO I AM UPLOADING IT HERE.
Now lets get to your anus
𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓 𝐇𝐘𝐏𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐒 ( 𝐀 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐧𝐞) :-
𝐈 𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐞 𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐢𝐧 𝐝𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐥 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐢 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐟 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧. 𝐏𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐨𝐧, 𝐏𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐢𝐝𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐔𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐮𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐝𝐬 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐩𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐝 :
• Poseidon is a weapon of destruction underwater/under the surface. That is Shirahoshi a really hot mermaid with big tiddies who can call upon sea kings to fuck up entire islands.
• Pluton is a on surface weapon. That is a ship which can destroy stuff probably in form of a glorified gaon canon in the thousand sunny. Gaon canon can be considered to be loosely based on pluton
• Going by this logic it is highly probable that Uranus is going to be an object of destruction from the air/above ground.
Now that we have established this let us proceed
Uranus may very well be a devil fruit like the classic weather weather fruit or may be a instrument or an organism
𝐑𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐞𝐠𝐠 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐫𝐨 𝐣𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐬𝐨𝐧 ? 𝐑𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐝𝐝 𝐰𝐚𝐫 ? 𝐑𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐦 ? 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝟐 𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 :
• Sub Hypothesis 0 - Uranus is a mechanism/instrument - The most commonly believed fact nowadays is that roger didn't have a devil fruit. But it wouldn't have been oda like to just give him a lucky seastorm and the similar one as that of goa or loguetown.
So what was it ? Was it some contrapment ? There are no valid hints for that so we aren't considering this case as valid
• Sub hypothesis 1- Uranus is a dragon - Not a oni-magirkarp but an actual dragon similar to that one filler of an azure dragon. We have also seen several dragons on punk hazard and it is very improbable that they'd create ACTUAL DRAGONS from kaido's extracted dna apart from also cloning his fruit.
The egg on his ship might have been a baby dragon unconsciously sensing danger and protecting itself hence indirectly protecting Roger.
Now that our daddy "dragon" has the Uranus it is very likely the WG knows this and has branded him the "WORLD'S WORST CRIMINAL"
Maybe the scar/tattoo on Dragon's face is kind of a mark that signifies that the real dragon is bonded/protected/adopted/indebted/is a servant/is a friend of our world destroying dragon.
Remember how RYUMA beheaded a dragon ? Maybe this was the reason of the beef between wano and world government
Ryuma the mfing 🐐 he was slayed an entire weapon of destruction and the attack made wano's countrymen to be defensive and isolated and hence world government decided it would be the best option to just not mess with them anymore.
But this begs the question why haven't we gotten its hints yet ? Blackbeard must've seen/gotten hint of it at baltigo and we also dont know how its powers would've worked since if it were indeed at loguetown we would've gotten a hint
• Sub Hypothesis 2 - Uranus is a devil fruit - maybe the classic weather weather fruit.
Maybe roger did have a fruit but he used it only during emergencies and life or death situations (like when primebeard didn't use his df to attack roger due to respect and both used just haki)
Why was dragon there when roger was executed ? he had no business to be there unless - yes you guess it right he wanted roger's devil fruit
this would indeed make the egg part a little bit harder to put into place but maybe the dragon was just a dragon and not a world destroying one (read in liam's voice its funny)
a weapon of mass destruction in the hands of a revolutionary is just a devil fruit which is probably hard to control by the world government
𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑹𝒀𝑻𝑯𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑹𝑬𝑮𝑨𝑹𝑫𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑹𝑶𝑮𝑬𝑹'𝑺 𝑳𝑨𝑼𝑮𝑯𝑻𝑬𝑹 𝑭𝑹𝑶𝑴 𝑵𝑶𝑾 𝑶𝑵
𝐒𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐃 𝐇𝐘𝐏𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐒 (𝒂 𝒘𝒆𝒊𝒓𝒅 𝒐𝒏𝒆) :-
URANUS IS A MOFOCKING UFOOOOOOO
Remember in enel's cover story ? we got alien pirates ? and then an entire mf civilization ? Here is an inverted image of that
We have also seen them being advanced and having wild mechanisms and stuff
𝐒𝐨 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐠𝐨𝐞𝐬
Ancient Kingdom was a hyper advanced kingdom and with its growing power the rest of the nations became uneasy.
When they finally invented the three weapons of destruction it was the last straw.
In case of an attack by the ancient kingdom and its people of D other nations knew they would fall easily.
THE OTHER NATIONS KNEW ANCIENT KINGDOM COULD'VE CONQUERED THE ENTIRE WORLD. Hence they did what was logical and band together some wanted their technology while others like alabasta wanted a precaution measure against a mighty powerful foe.
They attacked but joyboy being a kind person did not use the weapons and instead fled to the moons on their space ships and made the outer space civilizations
Some remained and became the people of D and the poneglyphs were made so that people wont forget them (since you only die when you are forgotten)
URANUS IS A WEAPON OF DESTRUCTION BUT NOT THE DESTRUCTION OF THE WORLD YOU THINK OF IN THE NORMAL SENSE BUT THE DESTRUCTION OF THE IDEAS OF THE WORLD AND EXISTENCE.
Uranus wherever it is maybe at raftel or at marie geoise is a space craft that will enable the people to realise the world is a far greater place to explore than they could have thought of.
𝐇𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐖𝐇𝐘 𝐑𝐎𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐋𝐀𝐔𝐆𝐇𝐄𝐃 - He knew despite all of his years on the sea and despite him doing all what he could he could never ever truly explore everything and hence why people have different reactions to listening to the history of void century
some consider it frustating while some consider it funny
Maybe WG is guarding it or protecting its secret. because once you discover the truth you have this feeling of open minded
ness and freedom (the exact feeling of a pirate) Hence why pirates are bad in eyes of wg.
Doflamingo's statement maybe didn't mean destruction of the entire world but the destruction of their power structure and their societal concept as a whole
Maybe in the end of the story Joyboy will appear and he is a one eyed character. Remember oda said when the one eyed character appears the story is in its final stages ? Maybe roger misinterpreted that message and thought joyboy will be reincarnated in someone else but no maybe joyboy himself will just comeback
MAYBE JUST MAYBE : LUFFY ISN'T JOYBOY. JOYBOY IS JOYBOY.
𝐌𝐘 𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐅𝐀𝐕𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐇𝐘𝐏𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐒
𝑼𝑹𝑨𝑵𝑼𝑺 𝑰𝑺𝑵'𝑻 𝑨 𝑾𝑬𝑨𝑷𝑶𝑵 𝑶𝑭 𝑫𝑬𝑺𝑻𝑹𝑼𝑪𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵 𝑰𝑵 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑺𝑬 𝑰𝑻 𝑫𝑬𝑺𝑻𝑹𝑶𝒀𝑺 𝑺𝑶𝑴𝑬𝑻𝑯𝑰𝑵𝑮. 𝑰𝑻 𝑰𝑺 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑴𝑶𝑺𝑻 𝑷𝑶𝑾𝑬𝑹𝑭𝑼𝑳 𝑾𝑬𝑨𝑷𝑶𝑵 𝑶𝑭 𝑴𝑨𝑲𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑨𝑳𝑳𝑰𝑬𝑺 𝑾𝑯𝑬𝑹𝑬 𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑹 𝑶𝑵𝑬 𝑮𝑶𝑬𝑺.
Joyboy was the good and kind king of the ancient kingdom and he wore a huge straw hat and behaved like a wild free spirited child rather than a king. HE MADE FRIENDS WHEREVER HE WENT AND HE WAS LOVED
Others thought that this was some kind of ability and soon the other kingdoms were worried about the growing power and prosperity of the ancient kingdom.
some wanted their advanced technology and other wanted to protect themselves against a war
To protect their weapons from falling into the wrong hands they hid them with poneglyphs but no one knew how uranus worked or even what it was
Joyboy fooled them by giving his strawhat to them and basically trolled them by bullshitting about how it generated waves altering your thinking process and making everyone else your slave. In all the years nobody could figure out how the hat worked because it didn't it was just a prank bro. Frustrated nobles then proceeded to buy slaves just to have a glimpse of their dream of world domination. but the fact that they possessed it was satisfactory for them enough to not think about it right away.
𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐫𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐥 𝐣𝐨𝐲𝐛𝐨𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐬
But joyboy the clever man he is knew he had fooled the government since it was not a strawhat that had the power but it was the person himself who had the power to make friends
Remember when mihawk said luffy possessed the most dangerous power in the oceans ? THE POWER TO MAKE FRIENDS YES PEOPLE LUFFY IS URANUS
Maybe not the first one and maybe just one guy in a long line of uranuses but he is one of the people able to get so far with this ability
An ability of absolutely capturing the hearts of people - friends and foes alike and having an entire "grand fleet" by your side
The WG believed it to be some kind of brainwashing mechanism to produce armies who wouldn't question commands and just proceed to execute them
However this wasn't the case as it was not slavery or brainwashing but pure love and respect which made people sacrifice their lives in the blink of an eye just to protect their leader. (remember zoro's nothing happened ? )
Now we come to that one panel of imu and luffy's poster
There is a common theory that Imu is immortal and was present during the voide century and was probably the one who got joyboy killed
(this one is for the romantic fangirls - imu was a poseidon and the elected leader of allied kingdoms and who fell in love with joyboy at first but felt betrayed when joyboy broke his promise and coupled with a little manipulation from other people she attacked joyboy but still loved him and remembers him through his straw hat and even though she had a feeling that the straw hat was fake she didn't want to destroy it and preserved it for the sake of her love)
But in the end when enough was enough and imu and gorosei were confirmed that the straw hat was indeed fake they were afraid of being branded as fools who kept believing in a lie for 800 years just to realise that it wasn't a weapon but a person
THIS IS WHAT MARIE GEOISE'S GREAT SECRET IS
DOFLAMINGO KNEW THAT THIS "TREASURE" WOULD DESTROY EVERYONE'S FAITH IN THE WG AND JOIN THE REVOLUTIONARY ARMY AND DOFFY THOUGHT THAT IN THAT CHAOS IF HE FINALLY AMMASSED ENOUGH PEOPLE AND POWER HE COULD LEAD RHE WORLD
(doffy rn maybe is still alive because of magellan and his ideals of imprisonment not murder)
ROGER KNEW THAT ONE DAY A MAN JUST LIKE JOYBOY A MAN CAPABLE OF MAKING PEOPLE SMILE AND MAKING FRIENDS AND CREATING A HAPPY WORLD WOULD ARRIVE WHICH IS OUR VERT OWN FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD MONKEY D. LUFFY
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