Queen's Funk Dance

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The song's in Chapter 978.

Queen's Funk Dance is a song sung by Queen. This song was first used in Chapter 935 (Episode 930) and is played several times during the Wano Country Arc.

Lyrics

Japanese script	Japanese Rōmaji	English Translation
ズム ズム ズム ズム Zumu zumu zumu zumu Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom ズム ズム ズム ズム Zumu zumu zumu zumu Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom ズム ズム ズム ズム Zumu zumu zumu zumu Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom ズム ズム ズム ズム Zumu zumu zumu zumu Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom 痩せちまったらモテすぎるから〜♪ Yase chimattara mote sugirukara〜♪ If I get thinner, I'll be too popular〜♪ 敢えて痩せないタイプの Aete yasenai taipu no So I don't get thinner, that's my kind of... “FUNK”!! “FUNK”!! funk! 丸く見えるが筋肉だから〜♪ Maruku mieruga kin'nikudakara〜♪ I may look chubby, but it's all muscle〜♪ 歌って踊れるタイプの Utatte odoreru taipu no I can sing and dance, that's my kind of... “FUNK”!! “FUNK”!! funk!

Official English Versions

Viz Media Version
If I get any thinner, I'll steal all your hearts〜♪ So I choose the way I am, I stay-- FUNKY!! I look round, but it's all muscle, baby〜♪ So I sing the way I dance, that's-- FUNKY!! Plague-a-licious!!
Funimation Version
Zoomin', zoomin', zoomin', zoomin', zoomin', zoomin', Zoomin', zoomin', zoomin', zoomin', zoomin', zoomin', Zoomin', zoomin', zoomin', zoomin'... Not gonna lose no weight. Just more to appreciate〜♪ I got enough fans attracted to my FUNK!! (Zoomin', zoomin', zoomin', zoomin', zoomin', zoomin', Zoomin', zoomin', zoomin', zoomin', zoomin', zoomin', Zoomin', zoomin', zoomin', zoomin'...) I look round as a ball, but all of this is muscle, y'all!〜♪ These bomb-ass moves of mine are powered by my FUNK!! Oh, YEAH! OOOH, YEEEEAAAH!!

Ice Oni Version

An anime-only scene in Episode 1007 features a version of the song with alternate lyrics based on the Ice Oni virus.

Japanese script	Japanese Rōmaji	English Translation
Zoom Zoom Zoom Zoom Zumu zumu zumu zumu Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom Zoom Zoom Zoom Zoom Zumu zumu zumu zumu Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom Zoom Zoom Zoom Zoom Zumu zumu zumu zumu Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom Zoom Zoom Zoom Zoom Zumu zumu zumu zumu Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom さァ～…いよいよ 始まるぜ～ Sā... iyoiyo hajimaru ze〜 It finally begins now! チャンスがなけりゃゲームじゃねェ～ Chansu ga nakerya gēmu ja nē～ If nothing was up to chance, it wouldn't be called a game! 殺し！ 裏切り！ルール無用～ Koroshi! Uragiri! Rūru muyō～ Murder! Betrayal! There's no rule! 一時間後にゃ 死ぬん Ichijikan-go nya shinun An hour from now, you'll meet your... DEATH DEATH death!

Official English Versions

Funimation Version
Zoomin', zoomin', zoomin', zoomin', zoomin', zoomin', Zoomin', zoomin', zoomin', zoomin', zoomin', zoomin', Zoomin', zoomin', zoomin', zoomin'... Let's party hardy, buddy, 'cause it's time to play!〜♪ You wanna win the game, you make that sucka pay! Murder, betrayal, I ain't gonna lie〜♪ 'Cause in an hour, sucka, you are gonna die! It's panadamonium!